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#23401
12 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Not early 00's but just because

 

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Ok, this gets her over an 8, but the age disqualification still applies to the conversation. I’m the early 00s, she gets smoked. 

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#23403
5 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Clearly I haven’t been exposed to the nsfw stuff, or whatever work she did in her prime. Her eyebrows drop her a peg for me.  She’s attractive, but she’s no Biel. 

The hot spot.  Horrible movie but she gets naked.  

 

Googlw Jennifer Connolly Having sex

#23404

Super K's non-update updates:

-On Broughton: Video has not been shot yet, but the plan is to have it done by this weekend. Still no idea on where he's leaning.

-On Bijan: decision has been made. Mom prefers Texas, but sources around Salpointe say Ohio State will get the call. Super K thinks Jaylan Knighton committing to Ohio State could cool Bijan on going there a little bit, but it's pure speculation.

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#23405
1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

The hot spot.  Horrible movie but she gets naked.  

 

Googlw Jennifer Connolly Having sex

Noted

#23406
4 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

The hot spot.  Horrible movie but she gets naked.  

 

Googlw Jennifer Connolly Having sex

Just realized she was in Requiem for a Dream. That was some disturbing shit. 

#23407
2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Super K's non-update updates:

-On Broughton: Video has not been shot yet, but the plan is to have it done by this weekend. Still no idea on where he's leaning.

-On Bijan: decision has been made. Mom prefers Texas, but sources around Salpointe say Ohio State will get the call. Super K thinks Jaylen Knighton committing to Ohio State could cool Bijan on going there a little bit, but it's pure speculation.

If there's apprehension surrounding paying player to attend UT, maybe we can instead pay this kid to go to tOSU? 

#23408

there should be a toggle so that whenever someone posts some actual fucking recruiting news, they can switch on that toggle for that post.  then there should be a setting to view this thread by only seeing posts with that toggle switched on.  this will save people from wading through pages and pages of utter fucking nonsense to read news on what this fucking thread is about.

and anyone posting a response with the recruiting toggle switched on and isn't recruiting news should be banned for life.

yall can now go back to posting fucking nonsense.

#23410
36 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Its why I left Selma Hayek out of this.  Easily the winner - but age disqualified.

What do you have against younger women. 

 

#23411
1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

there should be a toggle so that whenever someone posts some actual fucking recruiting news, they can switch on that toggle for that post.  then there should be a setting to view this thread by only seeing posts with that toggle switched on.  this will save people from wading through pages and pages of utter fucking nonsense to read news on what this fucking thread is about.

and anyone posting a response with the recruiting toggle switched on and isn't recruiting news should be banned for life.

yall can now go back to posting fucking nonsense.

You can always check out a real recruiting site like OB or Horns247? Only the best content and posters over there.

#23412
7 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Clearly I haven’t been exposed to the nsfw stuff, or whatever work she did in her prime. Her eyebrows drop her a peg for me.  She’s attractive, but she’s no Biel. 

Doesn’t need a spoiler, but here is some of Jennifer from the early 90’s.  spacer.pngspacer.png

#23413
3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

there should be a toggle so that whenever someone posts some actual fucking recruiting news, they can switch on that toggle for that post.  then there should be a setting to view this thread by only seeing posts with that toggle switched on.  this will save people from wading through pages and pages of utter fucking nonsense to read news on what this fucking thread is about.

and anyone posting a response with the recruiting toggle switched on and isn't recruiting news should be banned for life.

yall can now go back to posting fucking nonsense.

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#23414
1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

there should be a toggle so that whenever someone posts some actual fucking recruiting news, they can switch on that toggle for that post.  then there should be a setting to view this thread by only seeing posts with that toggle switched on.  this will save people from wading through pages and pages of utter fucking nonsense to read news on what this fucking thread is about.

and anyone posting a response with the recruiting toggle switched on and isn't recruiting news should be banned for life.

yall can now go back to posting fucking nonsense.

This is a great idea.  But even better is that they should just make an entire forum for recruiting news only.  And we'll have a thread where you can ONLY post 2020 recruiting info.

It will save you having to filter for having the toggle on/off.

In other news, here is Catherine Zeta-Jones's ass sliding under some laser beams in Entrapment:

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#23415
8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

there should be a toggle so that whenever someone posts some actual fucking recruiting news, they can switch on that toggle for that post.  then there should be a setting to view this thread by only seeing posts with that toggle switched on.  this will save people from wading through pages and pages of utter fucking nonsense to read news on what this fucking thread is about.

and anyone posting a response with the recruiting toggle switched on and isn't recruiting news should be banned for life.

yall can now go back to posting fucking nonsense.

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#23417
5 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

This is a great idea.  But even better is that they should just make an entire forum for recruiting news only.  And we'll have a thread where you can ONLY post 2020 recruiting info.

It will save you having to filter for having the toggle on/off.

In other news, here is Catherine Zeta-Jones's ass sliding under some laser beams in Entrapment: 

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hmm, so you also can't tell the difference between red yarn and laser beams.

interesting.

#23418
25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Super K's non-update updates:  -On Bijan: decision has been made. Mom prefers Texas, but sources around Salpointe say Ohio State will get the call. Super K thinks Jaylen Knighton committing to Ohio State could cool Bijan on going there a little bit, but it's pure speculation.

https://247sports.com/player/jaylan-knighton-46046875/  

Knighton announcement:   Announcing in 19 days,  and 2 hours.  

 

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#23419
Just now, sidis said:

hmm, so you also can't tell the difference between red yarn and laser beams.

interesting.

The fact that you can take your eyes off the ass to look at the red lines long enough to determine they're yarn and not laser beams is crazy to me.  I am lucky I noticed they were red.

#23420
8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

This is a great idea.  But even better is that they should just make an entire forum for recruiting news only.  And we'll have a thread where you can ONLY post 2020 recruiting info.

It will save you having to filter for having the toggle on/off.

In other news, here is Catherine Zeta-Jones's ass sliding under some laser beams in Entrapment:

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That was actually string, sir. Not laser beams. Once again, your eyesight and/or racism has failed you. 

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Damnit Sidis beat me to it.

#23422
2 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

I'm 32 and I have no idea who this is. 

That sounds less like a Jennifer Connolly problem and more like a you problem

#23423
1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

The fact that you can take your eyes off the ass to look at the red lines long enough to determine they're yarn and not laser beams is crazy to me.  I am lucky I noticed they were red.

Actually, I just remember the movie. Whole plot thing sorta spells it out. 

#23424
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Actually, I just remember the movie. Whole plot thing sorta spells it out. 

I was like 11 or 12 when I saw that movie.  Plot wasn't my forte.

#23429
Just now, Burt Macklin said:

 

There is no way whatever you posted is possibly more off topic than the last 4 pages. 

To be fair, our off topic posts have made on topic posts off topic.  So.... maybe there is?

#23430
30 minutes ago, Fud said:

See the source imageThe spice channel girl, imo 

I dabbled in that.  But then E! got put on regular cable, and Brooke Burke took over as host for Wild On!

And that saved (ruined?) my life.

#23431
Just now, Katfid54 said:

And that saved (ruined?) my life.

Look at what you (and the rest of us) have been doing with the last hour, and I think you'll know the answer.

#23432
12 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

I'm 32 and I have no idea who this is. 

Hmmm, well I'm 32 and have known who she is at least since I was 14.  Sounds like you're real fucked up.  Chart probably says you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

#23433
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Look at what you (and the rest of us) have been doing with the last hour, and I think you'll know the answer.

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#23434
1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Example 1: Early '00s Jessica Biel was good.

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But late '00s Jessica Biel is one of the most highly ranked recruits of all time.

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Mayday...mayday...mayday!

#23435
32 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

there should be a toggle so that whenever someone posts some actual fucking recruiting news, they can switch on that toggle for that post.  then there should be a setting to view this thread by only seeing posts with that toggle switched on.  this will save people from wading through pages and pages of utter fucking nonsense to read news on what this fucking thread is about.

and anyone posting a response with the recruiting toggle switched on and isn't recruiting news should be banned for life.

yall can now go back to posting fucking nonsense.

But which ones count for 1000.

I thought 1000 was the point of the thread. 

#23436
49 minutes ago, Lhorn said:


Yeah, buts it’s way better than “cheese talk.” Wtf was that?


 

That gif from that movie is just so dang funny. I don't know why. I know what's coming and I still laugh every single time. Leslie Nielson and co. were geniuses. 

#23437
35 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

and anyone posting a response with the recruiting toggle switched on and isn't recruiting news should be banned for life.

yall can now go back to posting fucking nonsense.

I’ll go out on a limb here and say I don’t think anyone was waiting for your permission.  

#23445
51 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Hmmm, well I'm 32 and have known who she is at least since I was 14.  Sounds like you're real fucked up.  Chart probably says you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Dude you're such a badass. Don't ever stop being badass.

#23448
1 hour ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Dude you're such a badass. Don't ever stop being badass.

you should really try to be less of a gaping pussy. 

#23449

450 pages of shit posting 21 pages of actual recruiting. I can’t wait for next weeks shit topic.  Maybe academics again. Or another VY destination chat 

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