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#23704
15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Am I the only one who didn't know that Baizer's day job was at a used office furniture store?

$9.95 just doesn’t go as far these days.

#23706
5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ok this one I don't know.

I believe that is Donna Dixon, current or former husband to Dan Akroyd? Feel like that gif might be from Wayne's World. 

 

In Spies Like Us:

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#23707
Just now, texifornia said:

Ok this one I don't know.

I guess we’ll just have to wait for Fapkid54 to tell us what year, month, day, hour, and second he fapped to her and how it affected his adolescence. 

#23708
Just now, Burt Macklin said:

I guess we’ll just have to wait for Fapkid54 to tell us what year, month, day, hour, and second he fapped to her and how it affected his adolescence. 

Wait, are you telling me that Katfid isn't an adolescent? I know he's in his 30's, but I have a hard time believing he has yet to be graced by puberty. 

#23711
2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes, that is Donna Dixon as the Dreamwoman in Wayne's World. Google images search, guys. Come on, a little effort.

I didn't need google image search or to put forth any effort, sir. 

#23712
57 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Ahem.

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Stupid sip. Looch likes to hang out in Austin. He’s meeting him there to film 

#23713
7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes, that is Donna Dixon as the Dreamwoman in Wayne's World. Google images search, guys. Come on, a little effort.

I prefer my info spoon fed to me, kind sir. 

#23714
Just now, GRHorn said:

I prefer my info spoon fed to me, kind sir. 

Just returned from ~45 hours with no connectivity and I’ll be damned if I’m going to try and figure out if I missed anything.  Don’t see any new commit threads, so I’m just assuming 20 pages of the usual mental subluxations. 

#23715
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Just returned from ~45 hours with no connectivity and I’ll be damned if I’m going to try and figure out if I missed anything.  Don’t see any new commit threads, so I’m just assuming 20 pages of the usual mental subluxations. 

You would be wrong, sir. Dead wrong. It's probably worth your time to go back and catch up. 

#23716
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just returned from ~45 hours with no connectivity and I’ll be damned if I’m going to try and figure out if I missed anything.  Don’t see any new commit threads, so I’m just assuming 20 pages of the usual mental subluxations. 

In between the early-2000s starlets digression, you're actually going to want to watch the magic unfold.

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#23717
54 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Sorry to burst bubbles, but it looks like he might have used a picture that he saved and edited it. For example: an office chair picture I took last year

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If it’s a saved pic, he saved it after The Opening finals, based on that lanyard. 

#23718

So...he’s such a stand up kid, he’s going to Austin to tell the Texas coaches in person that he’s committing to aggy. 

#23720

You can't get that location filter unless you are physically in Austin. 

Now, I guess there's a chance that he took a screenshot of a picture with that filter from some time he has been in Austin in the past and for some reason is reuploading that today, but that would be some next-level trolling from a kid who has seemed above all of that, at least to this point.

#23721
1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

Maybe he’s filming in Austin today and the station tomorrow. Video will show both with a commitment at the end.

Hey. Fuck you.

#23722
8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Maybe he’s filming in Austin today and the station tomorrow. Video will show both with a commitment at the end.

hey how about shutting the fuck up

#23723
Maybe he’s filming in Austin today and the station tomorrow. Video will show both with a commitment at the end.


I’d rather he not take a visit to Pyongyang Station, so cut that shit out.
#23726
19 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

If it’s a saved pic, he saved it after The Opening finals, based on that lanyard. 

damn, Zapruder'd that shit. 

#23727

I want to believe on Broughton but I just have this sinking feeling that we are going to read quotes about how he decided to go to A&M  during his visit thus proving all of this 50/50 talk leading up to his decision was pure Noah Cainsian 9.95’er horseshit. 

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#23730
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Ahem.

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If Broughton picks aggy, then this will be the most spectacular troll job in recruiting I think I have ever witnessed. It would make Kris Boyd blush and hide his head in shame. I wouldn't even be mad, tip of the cap and well played. 

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#23731
11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If Broughton picks aggy, then this will be the most spectacular troll job in recruiting I think I have ever witnessed. It would make Kris Boyd blush and hide his head in shame. I wouldn't even be mad, tip of the cap and well played. 

*Broughton is at DKR, standing at the 50 yard line

 

"They say home is where the heart is..."

 

*BEVO is brought out in the background by the Silver Spurs

 

"it's getting late."

 

*pulls off hoodie to reveal aggy shirt. Silver Spurs jaws drop, BEVO literally falls over

 

"...and I still got a two hour drive East. Gig 'Em"

 

*Broughton burns off in a trans-am. DKR explodes behind him

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#23732
5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

damn, Zapruder'd that shit. 

 

 

8 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Good observation!

 I only noticed it because it got in the way of my carpet examination.

#23733
4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If Broughton picks aggy, then this will be the most spectacular troll job in recruiting I think I have ever witnessed. It would make Kris Boyd blush and hide his head in shame. I wouldn't even be mad, tip of the cap and well played. 

Game respect game. 

#23736
1 minute ago, randygilman said:

At least it seems like @Hank Scorpio will still be around to let Aggies know that finishing second place in a recruitment isn’t a bad place to be and a sign of good thingns to come

They can take some solace in the fact that Leal should be his bookend were it not for some SMU level bullshit.

#23737
38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You would be wrong, sir. Dead wrong. It's probably worth your time to go back and catch up. 

Seems like all the current talk is broughton to Texas again. But, still speculation and so his announcement is what I’ll be looking for, even though verbal commitments are only worth a moderate amount more than 9.95 trending chatter. 

#23739
23 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I want to believe on Broughton but I just have this sinking feeling that we are going to read quotes about how he decided to go to A&M  during his visit thus proving all of this 50/50 talk leading up to his decision was pure Noah Cainsian 9.95’er horseshit. 

We'll never make it, I know we won't ...

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#23740
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems like all the current talk is broughton to Texas again. But, still speculation and so his announcement is what I’ll be looking for, even though verbal commitments are only worth a moderate amount more than 9.95 trending chatter.  

Good update into the mind of Pato del Muerto. I feel calmer now. More at peace with myself and the world around me.

#23741
57 minutes ago, texifornia said:

In between the early-2000s starlets digression, you're actually going to want to watch the magic unfold.


Sounds like the story of the last 20 years of my life. 

I want Vernon Broughton to be a Longhorn. Several others, too.  

Just so we're clear. 

#23742
53 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Maybe he’s filming in Austin today and the station tomorrow. Video will show both with a commitment at the end.

Username does NOT check out.

#23745
1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

If it’s a saved pic, he saved it after The Opening finals, based on that lanyard. 

But his feet shrunk and 3-stripe socks...

#23746
8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Wow. Nahlin and the IT guys are acting a lot more confident. Something has definitely changed. 

It means they know his decision. 

#23747
31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Good update into the mind of Pato del Muerto. I feel calmer now. More at peace with myself and the world around me.

45 hours without connectivity and he’s Colonel fucking Kurtz

#23748
4 minutes ago, thepop said:

It means they know his decision. 

Or they can read this thread and are able to confirm that he is indeed in Austin and take a guess like all of us and just charge $9.95 for people to read about their updated guess tomorrow.

#23750
12 minutes ago, deech said:

Or they can read this thread and are able to confirm that he is indeed in Austin and take a guess like all of us and just charge $9.95 for people to read about their updated guess tomorrow.

Not saying this is the case but they often learn the decision early to write their stories. 

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