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Wow 3 big VB updates to share with the board:

1. The a&m bass fishing team’s coach has made a last minute pitch to convince VB that he can be a two sport athlete there. 

2. The Hollywood producer making his commitment video just got implicated in the Epstein flight logs by Q on 4 chan. 

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15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

How long does it take to make fucking cornbread? It usually only takes 30 minutes.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Well...as long as all the glory is going to God I guess it’s fine 

I just want to say Fuck Aggy again for opening the floodgates for the SEC into Texas

When was the last time a top 10 Texas recruit went to Florida...or even a top 20??

38 minutes ago, Caddox said:

The a&m bass fishing team’s coach has made a last minute pitch to convince VB that he can be a two sport athlete there. 

I'm not so sure I'd want to go bass fishing on the Brazos any further south than Marlin or so. Even catfishing is dicey -- there's plenty of fish, but they live on sewage and detritus from road-grading construction companies, so it isn't really food fit for human consumption.

On the other hand, aggy, so....

4 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

When was the last time a top 10 Texas recruit went to Florida...or even a top 20??

By 247 composite jahari was #27 in TX

6 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

When was the last time a top 10 Texas recruit went to Florida...or even a top 20??

Emmanuel Moody? Fuck if i know. I feel like there's a defensive end mixed in there somewhere, but I'm drawing a blank

edit: rerouted from USC, for the record

Edited by TommyGufano

3 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Call Susanna Hoffs "semi-hot" again and I'll cut you

She's 60 and still hot.

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

She's 60 and still hot.

Dang, you're not kidding.

 

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1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:

Totally forgot about him. He hasn't done dick at Florida. 

Should have gone to UH, where he actually has a star QB to get him the ball. He'd do crazy things in Holgo's offense.

Reminds me of the McCoy situation, still waiting on lawyers to drop the eligibility request, taking long bc waiting on precedents. We were like lalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalala 😗😙😗😗😙😗😙 and then boom 💥 Transfer to USC 🥺

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10 minutes ago, JNip said:

Reminds me of the McCoy situation, still waiting on lawyers to drop the eligibility request, taking long bc waiting on precedents. We were like lalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalala 😗😙😗😗😙😗😙 and then boom 💥 Transfer to USC 🥺

This is nothing like Bru McCoy's situation at all 

17 minutes ago, JNip said:

Reminds me of the McCoy situation, still waiting on lawyers to drop the eligibility request, taking long bc waiting on precedents. We were like lalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalala 😗😙😗😗😙😗😙 and then boom 💥 Transfer to USC 🥺

I mean mirror fucking image 

Reminds me of the McCoy situation, still waiting on lawyers to drop the eligibility request, taking long bc waiting on precedents. We were like lalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalala [emoji10][emoji11][emoji10][emoji10][emoji11][emoji10][emoji11] and then boom [emoji95] Transfer to USC [emoji3064]. 


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5 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Are you suggesting the promotion or one like it would never be available to me again? 

i'm like 5 pages back , but I gotta go to work . but here a thought. The Samples thing might have been put to bed before this, and if so, sorry. but here goes.

texas high and Pleasant Grove are both looking for coaches. schools are less than 3 miles apart as the crow flys. 

Samples gets on field coaching experience and we have a secret squirell talking in Jackson, Burris and the T-high kids ears.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Oh man, RomaVicta’s opinion of Broughton is gonna be so low after he sees this...

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Oh man, RomaVicta’s opinion of Broughton is gonna be so low after he sees this...

His anger will melt away when he looks in Kate Beckinsale's eyes and tells her how special she really is.

Dang... it was a joke. Sorry... won’t joke around anymore. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Getting close to be over this clownshow

No you're not

2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

But are his teammates there?

I want my picks back and David goddamn Putney because I feel like it.

This video is becoming “The Day the Clown Cried” of commit videos. It’s never being released. 

VB is Schroedinger’s DT. Simultaneously a Longhorn as well as an aggy.

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

His anger will melt away when he looks in Kate Beckinsale's eyes and tells her how special she really is.

By the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be rising.

It occurs to me that maybe this whole delayed announcement, vague teasers, etc just might indicate that maybe Giles was more involved in this recruitment than previously thought. I mean, what more proof do we need that the whole thing has been orchestrated by somebody who slept through the production meetings?

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