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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have 5, but one is 25 next week. High school graduation present who is awesome but she is not with us, and then 9, 7, 5, and almost 4. They feed off of each other and we encourage them to be pretty wild and aggressive, so it backfires and sometimes I get punished in ways this board can’t. 

Part of the Pouncey recruitment is his brother. Can they keep him? That obviously plays a role in the way they rank the brother. The confidence hasn’t been high enough to make him a priority. I guess now we’re going to see Jordan getting key reps. 

I hear you. We have pretty rowdy group. 10,8,5, almost 2. Still have PTSD from Disney Cruise last summer. Wife and I have talked about how soon we can go abroad. Still a few years away from that. 

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21 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I hear you. We have pretty rowdy group. 10,8,5, almost 2. Still have PTSD from Disney Cruise last summer. Wife and I have talked about how soon we can go abroad. Still a few years away from that. 

Please take this to the "How I Fucked Up My Life" thread.

Wondering if our favorite lady Momma Broughton maybe told her boy just to take the day off yesterday, not to worry about anything on his birthday, and drop the video the next day. 

 

that'd be cool, right? right?

56 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I hear you. We have pretty rowdy group. 10,8,5, almost 2. Still have PTSD from Disney Cruise last summer. Wife and I have talked about how soon we can go abroad. Still a few years away from that. 

I'd think your wallet has the PTSD for that many on a Disney cruise.  And God help it if you drink on them.  Lord it's a racket.  We've taken kids to destinations on cruises (Mexico, Caymans, Belize, etc) as well as Canada (day trips out of WA state).  This Thanksgiving we're heading with them to England.  We'll see.  

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Another CB for Broughton to Texas from an Ohio State mod.

 

None of these people have any inside info.  Their info is simply what all the other prognosticators are doing.  I know everyone knows this, but it's worth reiterating.  

If the video doesn’t drop today, we have a problem. 

23 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Wondering if our favorite lady Momma Broughton maybe told her boy just to take the day off yesterday, not to worry about anything on his birthday, and drop the video the next day. 

 

that'd be cool, right? right?

I mean, that’s exactly what happened once the video was finished late. Now the question is if he pushes it back further.

8 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

If the video doesn’t drop today, we have a problem. 

don’t hold your breath.  he said he was slowing it down.  will probably commit sometime in august

Any other recruits we can focus on over the center of the universe 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Any other recruits we can focus on over the center of the universe 

Nah, unless you want to brew up a cup of false hope for Ransom.

Otherwise we're waiting either for CTJ to drop in August, or Lindberg to finally shit or get off the pot.

13 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

If the video doesn’t drop today, we have a problem. 

Maybe it's buffering?

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nah, unless you want to brew up a cup of false hope for Ransom.

Otherwise we're waiting either for CTJ to drop in August, or Lindberg to finally shit or get off the pot.

Maybe we can circle back around to bru McCoy?

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

16 crystal balls to Ohio State.  Good luck with the fat, pasty chicks.

Fixed

11 hours ago, futureman said:

good pizza.  I don’t blame him. 

How dare you

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

I hear you. We have pretty rowdy group. 10,8,5, almost 2. Still have PTSD from Disney Cruise last summer. Wife and I have talked about how soon we can go abroad. Still a few years away from that. 

I only have three and there is 4 & 5 years between them but we've taken them all over.  We took them all to Tikal and climbed pyramids  with our youngest in a backpack carrier when he was 1.   They're pretty good, pretty easy, except my daughter has always been pretty difficult.  Thankfully there's only one of her.  Now that my oldest is adultish (about to start his sophomore year at Texas)  it's like have a 3rd parent (sometimes) and he's really close to our youngest boy (9).  He even coaches his youth basketball teams.

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23 minutes ago, futureman said:

don’t hold your breath.  he said he was slowing it down.  will probably commit sometime in august

2019 right?

You guys are way more fertile than I thought.

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

You guys are way more fertile than I thought.

That's what happens when you don't circle jerk like aggy.

It appears I've stumbled into the "places you go with your little shitheads" thread. Does anyone have a link to the Texas Recruiting Notes 2020 thread?

I hear Broughton may be committing soon and we can finally celebrate a big time win on a highly rated DL prospect and praise the tireless effort of one Oscar Giles.  Or we just lost an intriguing CB prospect, we're gonna lose Samples and all of Dallas with him, Broughton will delay and then commit to aggy and we'll have another good old fashioned meltdown. I'm not sure which. Seems like kind of a coin flip tbh. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

It appears I've stumbled into the "places you go with your little shitheads" thread. Does anyone have a link to the Texas Recruiting Notes 2020 thread?

I hear Broughton may be committing soon and we can finally celebrate a big time win on a highly rated DL prospect and praise the tireless effort of one Oscar Giles.  Or we just lost an intriguing CB prospect, we're gonna lose Samples and all of Dallas with him, Broughton will delay and then commit to aggy and we'll have another good old fashioned meltdown. I'm not sure which. Seems like kind of a coin flip tbh. 

Good point. No one has discussed Broughton at all on this 497 page thread.

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

It appears I've stumbled into the "places you go with your little shitheads" thread. Does anyone have a link to the Texas Recruiting Notes 2020 thread?

 

Judging by the number of said "shitheads", I thought it was the Catholic Support Group thread.

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

It appears I've stumbled into the "places you go with your little shitheads" thread. Does anyone have a link to the Texas Recruiting Notes 2020 thread?

I hear Broughton may be committing soon and we can finally celebrate a big time win on a highly rated DL prospect and praise the tireless effort of one Oscar Giles.  Or we just lost an intriguing CB prospect, we're gonna lose Samples and all of Dallas with him, Broughton will delay and then commit to aggy and we'll have another good old fashioned meltdown. I'm not sure which. Seems like kind of a coin flip tbh. 

 

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Good point. No one has discussed Broughton at all on this 497 page thread.

What's more important,  recruiting or 1k pages?

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Good point. No one has discussed Broughton at all on this 497 page thread.

Or on this page.

2 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

What's more important,  recruiting or 1k pages?

I'm just here for Kate gifs, cat facts, and cheese recipes.

6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm just here for Kate gifs, cat facts, and cheese recipes.

and the katfid racism?

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Chip Brown looks awful. I hope he is about to die. 

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Good point. No one has discussed Broughton at all on this 497 page thread.

Exactly. As someone who posts sparingly on this thread and has definitely not gotten banned twice for (allegedly) off topic conversations about the great Oscar Giles, I really value limiting the posts to strictly vital updates about the status of recruits. 

For instance, Is Broughton finished filming his video? Was his editor using Adobe Premiere or Final Cut Pro? Could Broughton make an announcement or could he not make an announcement?  Can any of us do anything to change that?  What if Hamm traps him in a bathroom before he can commit, or Karen lays her ovaries on the Broughtons' kitchen table? Should we even keep covering the recruitment if there's a possibility he commits to aggy? If he delays his commitment by three hours, does that mean aggy's chances go up by 75% or 77%?  If @SydneyCarton and I murder Drew Mehringer, will Samples be given a position on staff?

These are the kind of vitally important questions that I need answesr to, and you guys are really making it difficult for me to wade through all your bullshit to get to this precious 9.95er insight. 

Oh, and if one of you could start creating a daily summary of just the recruiting news, that'd be great. 

6 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Herman thinking about the hit piece FCB wrote?

I swear, Chip's face looks more grotesque and misshapen every time I see him.  I think he's slowly turning into quasimoto so CTJ can cover him in gold and shit him out his ass. 

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Exactly. Was his editor using Adobe Premiere or Final Cut Pro?

You know how I know that you are stuck in a cubicle?

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I swear, Chip's face looks more grotesque and misshapen every time I see him.  I think he's slowly turning into quasimoto so CTJ can cover him in gold and shit him out his ass. 

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1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

I got stuck in your mom’s cubicle last night.

you broke into her office and somehow got stuck in her workspace?  you sound like a moron. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

you broke into her office and somehow got stuck in her workspace?  you sound like a moron. 

Then the nerve to come on this site and brag about it. 

 

(I know I know, you nerved to come inside my mom last night. Go ahead, get it out of your system)

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4 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I got stuck in your mom’s cubicle last night.

I've heard that it is more like a cone.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I've heard that it is more like a cone.

That shit was like a void. Like, you walk through that. It has no end.

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36 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm just here for Kate gifs, cat facts, and cheese recipes.

I find the geography discussions particularly enlightening. 

So is it confirmed that Samples is leaving or is it just surly being surly?

6 minutes ago, BigLonghorn said:

So is it confirmed that Samples is leaving or is it just surly being surly?

Possibly just Surly being Surly. Nothing concrete at all, yet. 

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