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Just now, UncleBuck said:

Possibly just Surly being Surly. Nothing concrete at all, yet. 

Haha that's what I figured. 

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43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Good point. No one has discussed Broughton at all on this 497 page thread.

Who is this Broughtman you speak of? Anyways, just loaded my 7 kids (Kaylee, Braden, Jaxxon, Brynlee, Braxton, Cayson, and Steve) into the RV and we're headed to Yellowstone! They sure can be a handful sometimes, but I don't know what I would do without them! Gonna get some great pics for this year's Christmas card! 

Also if anyone has any road trip advice for traveling with kids, post it in this thread! 

Just now, Bevo said:

Who is the last recruit that we have signed from DC and the surrounding area?

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Kevin Durant???

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Who is the last recruit that we have signed from DC and the surrounding area?

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Well Patrick Hudson is from Silsbee, and I'm pretty sure that counts

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who is this Broughtman you speak of? Anyways, just loaded my 7 kids (Kaylee, Braden, Jaxxon, Brynlee, Braxton, Cayson, and Steve) into the RV and we're headed to Yellowstone! They sure can be a handful sometimes, but I don't know what I would do without them! Gonna get some great pics for this year's Christmas card! 

Also if anyone has any road trip advice for traveling with kids, post it in this thread! 

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Kevin Durant???

Kevin Durant is Canadian.

2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who is this Broughtman you speak of? Anyways, just loaded my 7 kids (Kaylee, Braden, Jaxxon, Brynlee, Braxton, Cayson, and Steve) into the RV and we're headed to Yellowstone! They sure can be a handful sometimes, but I don't know what I would do without them! Gonna get some great pics for this year's Christmas card! 

Also if anyone has any road trip advice for traveling with kids, post it in this thread! 

Heh

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

So where is Kai Locksley and is he still trying to be a QB?

I’m convinced that’s he’s reincarnated Steve McNair and we’re watching his version of hell.

2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who is this Broughtman you speak of? Anyways, just loaded my 7 kids (Kaylee, Braden, Jaxxon, Brynlee, Braxton, Cayson, and Steve) into the RV and we're headed to Yellowstone! They sure can be a handful sometimes, but I don't know what I would do without them! Gonna get some great pics for this year's Christmas card! 

Also if anyone has any road trip advice for traveling with kids, post it in this thread! 

I call bullshit.

You know you don’t want Braden or Jaxxon to miss any of their select team baseball tournaments this summer. You with your salt life T-shirt and your wife with the baseball mom T-shirt are heading to Port A for a quick getaway. 

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Kevin Durant is Canadian.

he was signed from virginia 

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4 minutes ago, futureman said:

he was signed from virginia  

I think you mean Maryland.

58 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm just here for Kate gifs, cat facts, and cheese recipes.

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you broke into her office and somehow got stuck in her workspace?  you sound like a moron. 

 

Hell, Lindberg fucked her.

 

 

 

23 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Who is the last recruit that we have signed from DC and the surrounding area?

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Lovell Pinkney

Just now, Newy25 said:

His father is a piece of shit of a human being. Just google what he did at New Mexico St or whever it was. 

Not shocking that his son is getting in trouble. 

His other son died in a targetted shooting in Maryland. Not exactly banner outcomes.

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

His father is a piece of shit of a human being. Just google what he did at New Mexico St or whever it was. 

Not shocking that his son is getting in trouble. 

I happen to be there when he was head coach. University of New Mexico. 

56 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who is this Broughtman you speak of? Anyways, just loaded my 7 kids (Kaylee, Braden, Jaxxon, Brynlee, Braxton, Cayson, and Steve) into the RV and we're headed to Yellowstone! They sure can be a handful sometimes, but I don't know what I would do without them! Gonna get some great pics for this year's Christmas card! 

Also if anyone has any road trip advice for traveling with kids, post it in this thread! 

And it's all so funny, and we're headed to 1000 pages!!!!!

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I now expect the video on twitter within the next two hours

 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Exactly. As someone who posts sparingly on this thread and has definitely not gotten banned twice for (allegedly) off topic conversations about the great Oscar Giles, I really value limiting the posts to strictly vital updates about the status of recruits. 

For instance, Is Broughton finished filming his video? Was his editor using Adobe Premiere or Final Cut Pro? Could Broughton make an announcement or could he not make an announcement?  Can any of us do anything to change that?  What if Hamm traps him in a bathroom before he can commit, or Karen lays her ovaries on the Broughtons' kitchen table? Should we even keep covering the recruitment if there's a possibility he commits to aggy? If he delays his commitment by three hours, does that mean aggy's chances go up by 75% or 77%?  If @SydneyCarton and I murder Drew Mehringer, will Samples be given a position on staff?

These are the kind of vitally important questions that I need answesr to, and you guys are really making it difficult for me to wade through all your bullshit to get to this precious 9.95er insight. 

Oh, and if one of you could start creating a daily summary of just the recruiting news, that'd be great. 

I mean. I'm willing to find out. 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Who is the last recruit that we have signed from DC and the surrounding area?

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Lovell Pinkney?

 

Found Giles' replacement next winter. Or as an LB coach.

Also, he was on tOSU staff as a GA while Herman was there

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Take this FWIW, but a response on one of LonghornFrenzy's tweet said Broughton posted on his IG page that the video will drop the 18th.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Take this FWIW, but a response on one of LonghornFrenzy's tweet said Broughton posted on his IG page that the video will drop the 18th.

Whatever will we do for another two whole days...?

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Take this FWIW, but a response on one of LonghornFrenzy's tweet said Broughton posted on his IG page that the video will drop the 18th.

Don't see that anywhere, just the same thing about celebrating his 18th birthday.  

I just wish that one day one of these recruits would simply detail the events leading up to their announcement just to show what crocks of shit these 995ers are.

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Take this FWIW, but a response on one of LonghornFrenzy's tweet said Broughton posted on his IG page that the video will drop the 18th.

Roach corroborates this

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Roach corroborates this

As long as its before the aggy pool party there is no cause for concern

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

As long as its before the aggy pool party there is no cause for concern

can only imagine the awesome cannon balls from a team full of human cubes

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

As long as its before the aggy pool party there is no cause for concern

Unacceptable.  News breaks on Tuesdays.

Just now, Thiefery said:

can only imagine the awesome cannon balls from a team full of human cubes

Beware of jizz in pool.

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

can only imagine the awesome cannon balls from a team full of human cubes

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11 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I just wish that one day one of these recruits would simply detail the events leading up to their announcement just to show what crocks of shit these 995ers are.

But the truth would be nowhere near as entertaining as the past 499 pages.

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

As long as its before the aggy pool party there is no cause for concern

OMG but what about the picnic???!!!

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