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3 hours ago, BigLonghorn said:

So is it confirmed that Samples is leaving or is it just surly being surly?

 

3 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

Possibly just Surly being Surly. Nothing concrete at all, yet. 

 

3 hours ago, BigLonghorn said:

Haha that's what I figured. 

This aged very well. 

50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shit, I knew it. Had to happen. But man, smu might be a place he actually hurts us, until we bring him back. 

Ehhh

I realize we lost some progress last year due to the site change, but it took us until October 29th last year to hit 500.  

Among the things discussed on page 500 last year were De'Gabriel Floyd's HS highlights being compared to DJ's and speculation about him starting this year. 😥

And, as I'm sure everyone will be shocked to find out, we were discussing staff changes. Specifically, if Beaty would be fired from Kansas and whether he'd replace Beck as OC or take a WR spot so we could even out the staff on offense and defense. 

Best of all, @Vertigo came in strong with his proclamation that Warehime would be fired after the season so we could hire another defensive assistant. 

On 10/30/2018 at 8:13 AM, Vertigo said:

Dont forget Warehime is on borrowed time. He will be gone at the end of the year, which brings things back into balance if Beck or someone else were to retain the OC title.

 

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head.
3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head.

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In on 500.

Honestly, SMU is turning into our triple A club. I like Samples there. He’ll send studs to us who are too good for SMU and vice versa. Then we’ll call him up as soon as we can ditch some dead weight. That’s my glass-half-full thought, anyway. 

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Did someone say 500? 

So today we lost VB back to aggy and samples to SMU with all of Dallas.   All we have to do is win a major bowl next year and we are back 

45 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

Succeeded Bob Davie @ UNM. Veering further OT (or not, since we're into alliterative names now) I just learned Kai's mom is named Kia.

Lemme guess, he also has Aunt Hyundai and Uncle Daihatsu.

3 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

South Austin's mom 500.

One hellva race.

Holy shit! So she's the one in the porn Houston 500. Good times 

So I am guessing hitting 1k will probably happen before the Dec signing deadline.

1 hour ago, ajfranz95 said:

Does this mean an angry mob is no longer outside my door? 

Surly Mob will hold off as long as you personally gty that Samples returns to Texas in next year or two...

 

500

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1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

 

This aged very well. 

I guess so did the one from yesterday where I showed TFB liked one of their Samples tweets from February. Nailed it!

Frenzy saying Broughton is now pushing back a week or two.

 

I'm over it.

Edited by thepop

Roach 2:30 Update on Broughton: "UPDATE: I just checked in again and it sounds like things will be pushed back to next week. Like I said, nothing surprises me with the timeline right now."

He later noted that he hasn't heard anything to shake his confidence yet.

Edited by Dummy

Billy Embody on Texas' efforts to keep Samples: "They definitely offered him more money, but ultimately I don't think he could turn down getting on the field/recruiting trail and start down this path."

51 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So today we lost VB back to aggy and samples to SMU with all of Dallas.   All we have to do is win a major bowl next year and we are back 

 God help us if we just barely win.

7 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Roach 2:30 Update on Broughton: "UPDATE: I just checked in again and it sounds like things will be pushed back to next week. Like I said, nothing surprises me with the timeline right now."

3:00 "UPDATE: I just checked again, here thirty minutes later, and it sounds like the decision has been pushed back to yesterday."

So 9.95ers haven't realized that Broughton is just fucking with them yet? He's going to announce when he feels like it.

WTH, in on 500.  Wish Samples stuck but Texas may get to circle back later.  SMU means he's serious about coaching and lordy, I hope the wr's coach isn't the same in a year or two. 

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So 9.95ers haven't realized that Broughton is just fucking with them yet? He's going to announce when he feels like it.

Seems like it. 

9 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Roach 2:30 Update on Broughton: "UPDATE: I just checked in again and it sounds like things will be pushed back to next week. Like I said, nothing surprises me with the timeline right now."

He later noted that he hasn't heard anything to shake his confidence yet.

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Just now, Machinator said:

So 9.95ers haven't realized that Broughton is just fucking with them yet? He's going to announce when he feels like it.

I'm good with that.

14 minutes ago, thepop said:

Frenzy saying Broughton is now pushing back a week or two.

 

I'm over it.

Rivals/247 needs a ranking to recruiting drama to on-field performance metric to gauge how much of this shit is worth it with these kids.  

Oh shit CTJ and I are on European vacations at the same time. We are going to burn this motherfucking continent to the ground. 

500 what upppppp

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Yeah Broughton's probably just screwing around, as the bot said. Video is done so he'll just mess around until he's bored.

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500 bitches!  fuck ou and fuck aggy and fuck 9.95ers

 

edit:  oops... 501 BITCHES!

Edited by victory88

 

22 minutes ago, thepop said:

Frenzy saying Broughton is now pushing back a week or two.

 

I'm over it.

He gone 

26 minutes ago, thepop said:

Frenzy saying Broughton is now pushing back a week or two.

 

I'm over it.

Sorry guys.  Dealership said there was a delay in getting the F250.  I'm trying to expedite the delivery as best I can.

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So 9.95ers haven't realized that Broughton is just fucking with them yet? He's going to announce when he feels like it.

Don't worry, they've got this like they're on auto pilot. 

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Oh shit CTJ and I are on European vacations at the same time. We are going to burn this motherfucking continent to the ground. 

Did either of your wives bring a hairdryer? That’s all you’ll need.
7 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’ve got the 501 blues.

I was in your mom’s 501 blues last night

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