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6 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Goddamn it. I thought I was replying to said thead.

What you sed there.  I see's it.  With my eyes...

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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’ll see you all in hell. Or on the Amalfi Coast. 

It can be the same thing if the seafood is not properly cleaned and cooked.

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I dunno, man, SMU has some serious talent. Daddy's money does wonders. I think they're close, though. 

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4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Cats sleep 70 percent of their lives.

I have a cat that will have to be awake the next three years to get to 70%

2 photos in the past 30 years is all I could find with google at work without alerting the authorities.

At SMU the heavier chicks are actually the most desirable. It’s a sign of wealth. 

4 years ago I took my nephew to SMU on a campus tour. The talent was very impressive.

We went to Baylor on the same trip -- against my advice -- and the talent gap was shocking. Baylor girls look like the walking dead. In fact, maybe they are.  

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

4 years ago I took my nephew to SMU on a campus tour. The talent was very impressive.

We went to Baylor on the same trip -- against my advice -- and the talent gap was shocking. Baylor girls look like the walking dead. In fact, maybe they are.  

Yeah SMU girls are talented. Lot of PR and finserv admins up here are Pony grads and they're uniformly attractive. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Yeah SMU girls are talented. Lot of PR and finserv admins up here are Pony grads and they're uniformly attractive. 

This needs its own thread, IMO.  Not being topic police, this subject just needs more attention.   (I know.  Username checks out)

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

TCU has hotter chicks than SMU.  I can't be destroyed.

Put down the crack pipe, son.

My brain says this is not recruiting related, but my heart hopes this means we have received a silent commitment for the RB position.

24 minutes ago, Sock Monkey said:

My brain says this is not recruiting related, but my heart hopes this means we have received a silent commitment for the RB position.

Maybe we came around on Dixon and he silent committed? 

14 minutes ago, 303longhorn said:

Maybe we came around on Dixon and he silent committed? 

Maybe Ingram is transferring to SMU.

42 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

So is Broughton announcing tomorrow or was that a false alarm?

Slow ass day.

"Free beer tomorrow."

 

41 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That bottom chick needs a good dicking.

I’m willing to take one for the team ...

I’m willing to take one for the team ...

A dicking?

 

Hopefully Ingram stays healthy this year and we continue to get better on OL.

1200 yards - bank on it

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2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:


A dicking?


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Deep dicking..

2 hours ago, Caddox said:

At SMU the heavier chicks are actually the most desirable. It’s a sign of wealth. 

That and a tad homely will net your kids 8 figures, if you play your cards right.  

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1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

I think the term is pegging. 

Her weight determines at what point it technically becomes a "harpooning."

Not strictly 2020-related, but apparently we're kicking the tires on LSU DB Kelvin Joseph, who's in the portal.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Not strictly 2020-related, but apparently we're kicking the tires on LSU DB Kelvin Joseph, who's in the portal.

Certainly a talented dude but hoooweee what a headcase based on this whole transfer saga.

19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Not strictly 2020-related, but apparently we're kicking the tires on LSU DB Kelvin Joseph, who's in the portal.

Interesting.  I'm all for adding talented players to fill out the roster, assuming assimilation to the culture is probable.

Interesting.  I'm all for adding talented players to fill out the roster, assuming assimilation to the culture is probable.

Dude he’s sec ready. Probably future all-pro. Maybe best ever.


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8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Early indications are that he isn't a culture fit.

Ya, I would have thought he was all but moved in at aggy already, actually:  Safety playing corner -- check. History of quitting, no not quitting, wait, yes, quitting -- check. Contradicting himself in the press on a regular basis -- check.  Sure sounds like an aggy to me.

8 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Dude he’s sec ready. Probably future all-pro. Maybe best ever.
 

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13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Early indications are that he isn't a culture fit.

where’d you see that

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

where’d you see that

Dude, look who you're asking. He saw it in the Matrix.

Smart move in using us to throw off the scent. F250's while KIA is the play.

Regarding the Kelvin Joseph news,  could be valuable intel for the next 2 years

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5 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

So is Broughton announcing tomorrow or was that a false alarm?

Slow ass day.

I think I have all of this right, but I may have missed something the last few days:

On Monday at some point, VB said he was announcing later so he could enjoy his birthday (which was Monday). On Tuesday, some 9.95 dude from somewhere said he heard from sources he was announcing Thursday (aggy rejoices because, you know, Jimbo).

Later that same day, someone with sources said VB was "slowing it down". Those sources say VB and family are maybe waiting a few weeks since everything has been "overwhelming" (aggy now has a full stiffy because, you know, they have Jimbo).

Last, someone somewhere said this could just be a tactic to keep everyone guessing and he could announce at any time.

In summary, no one knows for sure when he announces. As of today, most CB's are still Texas but we shall see.

5 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

I think I have all of this right, but I may have missed something the last few days:

On Monday at some point, VB said he was announcing later so he could enjoy his birthday (which was Monday). On Tuesday, some 9.95 dude from somewhere said he heard from sources he was announcing Thursday (aggy rejoices because, you know, Jimbo).

Later that same day, someone with sources said VB was "slowing it down". Those sources say VB and family are maybe waiting a few weeks since everything has been "overwhelming" (aggy now has a full stiffy because, you know, they have Jimbo).

Last, someone somewhere said this could just be a tactic to keep everyone guessing and he could announce at any time. In summary, no one knows for sure when he announces.  As of today, most CB's are still Texas but we shall see.

Only the bold was necessary.

38 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

I think I have all of this right, but I may have missed something the last few days:

On Monday at some point, VB said he was announcing later so he could enjoy his birthday (which was Monday). On Tuesday, some 9.95 dude from somewhere said he heard from sources he was announcing Thursday (aggy rejoices because, you know, Jimbo).

Later that same day, someone with sources said VB was "slowing it down". Those sources say VB and family are maybe waiting a few weeks since everything has been "overwhelming" (aggy now has a full stiffy because, you know, they have Jimbo).

Last, someone somewhere said this could just be a tactic to keep everyone guessing and he could announce at any time.

In summary, no one knows for sure when he announces. As of today, most CB's are still Texas but we shall see.

Bottom line, we should all be on bamboozle watch 

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He's in!

 

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