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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Yesyesyes

 

Zach Evans with Elvin from the Cosby Show. 

Mensa aint messing around

3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Zach Evans with Elvin from the Cosby Show. 

Mensa aint messing around

That’s Jeffrey Wright, dude. Herman keeps things current. 

Tom went all in on this recruiting weekend. Time to reap the rewards.

On 11/16/2018 at 6:09 PM, Nick Diaz said:

 

That's a good looking mom right there.

 

Uh, his mom appears to be quite a hottie. Just pointing that out. 

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s Jeffrey Wright, dude. Herman keeps things current. 

"Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality, Lowell?"

17 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

"Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality, Lowell?"

I don’t see a pass rush, Lowell. 

Y'all I love the way Zach Evans is lol. Like beyond his play his plain, emotionless, almost robotic mannerisms and quotes crack me up. The kid seems serious about the game and his career so good for him.

Did Demas make it to the game tonight? I thought I read somewhere that he was, but I might be confused or just flat out wrong. It's been known to happen.

16 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Did Demas make it to the game tonight? I thought I read somewhere that he was, but I might be confused or just flat out wrong. It's been known to happen.

Not sure, but it wouldn't surprise me. He's been to several games this season, with a lot going unreported. He's going to flip to the good guys. It's not a matter of if, but when. It's about as guaranteed as aggy is to open wide in the glory hole bathroom stall.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not sure, but it wouldn't surprise me. He's been to several games this season, with a lot going unreported. He's going to flip to the good guys. It's not a matter of if, but when. It's about as guaranteed as aggy is to open wide in the glory hole bathroom stall.

Thanks!

I hope so and I hope you're right about him flipping. Seems pretty clear that Demas is very much not even remotely solid to aggy. He also gives off the impression that he just likes us better than aggy (go figure). How could a WR with his talent watch LJH and CJ in Herman's offense and not want to be a part of that? Especially after watching Mond so far - seems like he actually regressed as the season went on. That goes for Hornsby, too. Outside of Sternberger, name one bright spot in the aggy passing game?

I'm just concerned that Demas' original rea$on$ for committing there might be $trong enough to keep him there.

4 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Thanks!

I hope so and I hope you're right about him flipping. Seems pretty clear that Demas is very much not even remotely solid to aggy. He also gives off the impression that he just likes us better than aggy (go figure). How could a WR with his talent watch LJH and CJ in Herman's offense and not want to be a part of that? Especially after watching Mond so far - seems like he actually regressed as the season went on. That goes for Hornsby, too. Outside of Sternberger, name one bright spot in the aggy passing game?

I'm just concerned that Demas' original rea$on$ for committing there might be $trong enough to keep him there.

I know what you mean, and I'm hoping it's just message board conjecture due to him going to aggy. He's coming to Texas. He loves Texas, and he's constantly talking to current players to the point they hit him up when walking to the stadium. Not even money is going to stop him from coming here, especially after seeing Sam is the real deal, having Rising and Card, and seeing LJH and CJ doing work. Even aggy mods have made if known it will be a fight to keep him. They've mentioned he loves Texas, and he still wears Texas gloves in games as an aggy commit. You don't do that if there's nothing to see. You rarely see any interviews from aggy on Demas for a reason. He's flipping. When? I don't know. I just know it will happen. Add in Mookie, too, and we're just getting started. I still think we're getting Evans, too. He's seen what Tom can do, and he sees how the running game is used. We're about to make the conference championship in year two. He wants to play for a winner. He's just not all about interviews. He's been to Texas a shit ton, too. He's canceled on aggy a shit ton. 

8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Zach Evans with Elvin from the Cosby Show. 

Mensa aint messing around

Flew him in from Trader Joe's in Jersey.  That's commitment.

5 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Lots of 'no sunshine' in this class.

 

 

L-to-R that's Ringo, D. George, Evans, and Floyd right?

Edited by Elmer_Fudd

Why Kelee Ringo.  You look like someone just walked over your grave.  Hook’em 

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Think he may be trending our way after aggy was proclaiming he may be headed to them.  Another big WR who has to like what he sees from our offense.  He's been to Texas a couple of times recently and has been wearing UT gloves at his games.  Give me Omeire, Demas, and Mookie.

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Think he may be trending our way after aggy was proclaiming he may be headed to them.  Another big WR who has to like what he sees from our offense.  He's been to Texas a couple of times recently and has been wearing UT gloves at his games.  Give me Omeire, Demas, and Mookie.

And Quentin Johnston 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Think he may be trending our way after aggy was proclaiming he may be headed to them.  Another big WR who has to like what he sees from our offense.  He's been to Texas a couple of times recently and has been wearing UT gloves at his games.  Give me Omeire, Demas, and Mookie.

That would be one sick WR haul.  This offense is clicking now and we’re getting big plays out of our playmakers.  This is what recruits love to see.  We’re finally out of the the fucking hell hole we were in for a decade.  The great thing is, aggy is heading that way with their slow boring offense and they don’t have a QB worth shit anywhere in sight.

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13 hours ago, texifornia said:

Yesyesyes

 

Rick high af

I’m not as up to speed on 2020. Is McGlothern one of the guys like Trey Sanders that is going to Bama unless something substantial changes?  F250 and so forth 

9 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I’m not as up to speed on 2020. Is McGlothern one of the guys like Trey Sanders that is going to Bama unless something substantial changes?  F250 and so forth 

Is he not an aggy legacy?  He was the one that apparently gave them a silent commit but then nothing materialized.  He's really good and hope he ends up at bama.  Fuck aggy.

Is he not an aggy legacy?  He was the one that apparently gave them a silent commit but then nothing materialized.  He's really good and hope he ends up at bama.  Fuck aggy.

If he’s really good, why would you hope he ends up at Bama?
15 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I’m not as up to speed on 2020. Is McGlothern one of the guys like Trey Sanders that is going to Bama unless something substantial changes?  F250 and so forth 

He's thought to have been an aggie lean with Bama having a good shot to pull him away

22 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I’m not as up to speed on 2020. Is McGlothern one of the guys like Trey Sanders that is going to Bama unless something substantial changes?  F250 and so forth 

My understanding is that Ro Simon is going to do everything he can to get McGlothern to aggy since they're an Adidas school and Adidas sponsors Fast 7-on-7. Bama is supposedly second. In any case, right now, it looks like the good guys have an uphill battle. Hopefully watching the futility that is (and will be) the 2018 and 2019 aggy secondary will bring him around.

Personally, if I was an elite DB, I would definitely want to play in the Big XII because it gives you a lot better experience at pass defense.

2 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:


If he’s really good, why would you hope he ends up at Bama?

Because the realistic alternative and most likely scenario has him ending up at aggy?

23 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Because the realistic alternative and most likely scenario has him ending up at aggy?

Yes, but aggy will suck no matter who plays for them. On the other hand, there's a decent chance Texas will play Alabama in a game that matters some time in the next five years.

2 hours ago, victory88 said:

Is he not an aggy legacy?  He was the one that apparently gave them a silent commit but then nothing materialized.  He's really good and hope he ends up at bama.  Fuck aggy.

You may be thinking of Mickens at SLC.

51 minutes ago, cafe society said:

You may be thinking of Mickens at SLC.

Ah you're right... It was the southlake kid.  

7 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Rick high af

Ricky, Willie, Jesus and Snoop Dogg are all on the Mount Rushmore of people to get high with. I think Tom Petty and Dave Grohl are up there too

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Ricky, Willie, Jesus and Snoop Dogg are all on the Mount Rushmore of people to get high with. I think Tom Petty and Dave Grohl are up there too

Woody Harrelson.

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Ricky, Willie, Jesus and Snoop Dogg are all on the Mount Rushmore of people to get high with. I think Tom Petty and Dave Grohl are up there too

If you want to talk about the Mount Rushmore of getting high, why not acknowledge the first historic entity to endorse and popularize ganja?

Image result for Shiva smoking ganja

32 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If you want to talk about the Mount Rushmore of getting high, why not acknowledge the first historic entity to endorse and popularize ganja?

Image result for Shiva smoking ganja

Tommy Chong?

34 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If you want to talk about the Mount Rushmore of getting high, why not acknowledge the first historic entity to endorse and popularize ganja?

Image result for Shiva smoking ganja

Vape God?

shivazx.jpg?w=620

It's actually Shiva, Hindu God of Destruction and historical father of ganja.

15 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

God of Destruction and historical father of ganja.

Hmm. Makes sense.

10 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

If you want to talk about the Mount Rushmore of getting high, why not acknowledge the first historic entity to endorse and popularize ganja?

Image result for Shiva smoking ganja

He seems a little intense, even with the weed. But blowing smoke out of his man bun is pretty damn entertaining so I say he’s in

6 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

He seems a little intense, even with the weed. But blowing smoke out of his man bun is pretty damn entertaining so I say he’s in

You would expect a God of Destruction to be somewhat intense, no? It's actually a depiction of the Ganges River on his head - not smoke. If I was carrying a river on my head, I too would be blazing to relax.

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