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Sydney is conspicuous in his absence. Must’ve really gotten smoked. 

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Pretty cool recruiting story about L.Davis and scummy Baylor by Johny Rogers. Starts at 13min.

 

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m all for it. 

LSU weekend it is, then. Someone needs to plan. Some young dipshits with more time. We can make it a party. 

Need pics (with wife for scale) before I commit

50 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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TARS has me fucking rolling. I’m seriously never not going to fucking view Machinator  like this now:

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22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m all for it. 

LSU weekend it is, then. Someone needs to plan. Some young dipshits with more time. We can make it a party. 

The race should start at the LBJ Fountain and finish at Dedman, while the LCL concert is taking place. 

2 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

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Pretty sure Kate paid him a visit before Fong!  Trust in Kate!

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hold on

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This is what Kurelic actually said:

Early this morning I posted on the Front Row message board that I had flipped my Crystal Ball pick for Tucson (Ariz.) Salpointe Catholic running back Bijan Robinson from Ohio State to “foggy.” I didn’t give many details, just that I had been told by a source I trust that Robinson was no longer going to Ohio State. There were two reasons I did not give many details. One of the reasons was that at that point I did not have many details, and the other reason I will get to at the end of this article.

But the main thing early this morning was that I felt very confident in my source and wanted to get the most important bit of information out there - that Robinson had decided not to go to Ohio State.

This was very unexpected. The Crystal Ball was 100% Ohio State until I made my flip to foggy. Ohio State did not expect this development. It really seemed to come out of nowhere.

So, why the change of thinking for Robinson? I don’t have a definite answer on that yet, but I can give you some things I have been told. First, Robinson feels his heart and faith are leading him elsewhere. Also, I have been told for a long time that Robinson has family that is interested in seeing him stay closer to home.

And that leads to the next question. So where is Robinson now headed? Today Steve Wiltfong flipped his Crystal Ball pick from Ohio State to Texas. Texas insider Mike Roach flipped his pick from Ohio State to “foggy.” What I am told is that Robinson is not headed to Arizona. A good source I have in Arizona told me that Robinson is going to USC. A long time ago this source indicated Robinson loves Los Angeles and wants to be out there. I do not know for sure where Robinson is going, but I expect it to be either USC or Texas. When I feel more confident in one of the two I will switch from “foggy” to that school.

This does not have anything to do with Kendall Milton. I don’t expect Milton to be a Buckeye. Could this help with Jaylan Knighton? Perhaps. He is more important now to the Buckeyes than ever. Could Robinson change his mind back to Ohio State? I never like to say never in recruiting, but I don’t expect Robinson to change his mind back. I look for him to end up at either USC or Texas.

So what do the Buckeyes do now? For one they certainly want Knighton. Can he be an every down back? He absolutely sees himself that way. But as I wrote a few days ago, if he goes to the Florida State Saturday Night Live it will get very interesting. And Knighton did go to that. But either way he is a guy the Buckeyes want. And whether they get him or not, they are going to pursue other backs. E.J. Smith and Michael Drennen are on the board. And I expect others to surface too. The staff will aggressively pursue all their options including the possibility of flipping someone. The staff will sign at least one running back and they continue to want two.

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m all for it. 

LSU weekend it is, then. Someone needs to plan. Some young dipshits with more time. We can make it a party. 

I’m a dipshit but not young so I can’t plan it, but I’ll be there with beer in hand.

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I think a race is a great idea. I bet we can put together a pretty good crowd of race enthusiasts. Nothing beats meeting up with a bunch of racists you know from the internet. 

If we lose Robinson to USC because of Jesus I swear to God I will start burning down churches. 

lol nowhere in that post does BK say it will be USC. Maybe it ends up that way but for now we don't know.

Kurelic has been off on national prospects this year. He was one of the only tOSU mods adamantly claiming that Elias Ricks would eventually end up in Columbus well after committing to LSU. Their most knowledgeable guys are Bill Greene, Andrew Ellis, and Jeremy Birmingham.

Just now, thepop said:

lol nowhere in that post does BK say it will be USC. Maybe it ends up that way but for now we don't know.

Meanwhile Fong and the Arizona guy have both said Texas.

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

If we lose Robinson to USC because of Jesus I swear to God I will start burning down churches. 

I think we found CTJ's sock.

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It’s Texas. I’ll keep saying it. Some have known for a few days. The Ohio State guys don’t know a fucking thing at this point. 

2 minutes ago, thepop said:

lol nowhere in that post does BK say it will be USC. Maybe it ends up that way but for now we don't know.

Ohio State fans can’t read? This is a shocker. 

Usually, the staff that's getting the short end of the stick is the last to know.

The Bru McCoy saga is the most recent example of this.

The USC 247 board isn't even talking about Bijan.  Think I saw 1 thread with just a couple of posts.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It’s Texas. I’ll keep saying it. Some have known for a few days. The Ohio State guys don’t know a fucking thing at this point. 

In fairness, their mod pretty much said that. It’s their fans taking things out of context. 

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Fong is usually money, but USC has always made me uneasy. LA being like a second home. Reggie Bush being his hero. I’ve always thought the USC option flew under the radar. CTJ’s confidence comforts me a little, though. 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Usually, the staff that's getting the short end of the stick is the last to know.

The Bru McCoy saga is the most recent example of this.

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Just now, Chili dog said:

Fong is usually money, but USC has always made me uneasy. LA being like a second home. Reggie Bush being his hero. I’ve always thought the USC option flew under the radar. CTJ’s confidence comforts me a little, though. 

If BOTH CTJ and Fong are wrong then no one knows a damn thing and recruiting is for people who hate happiness.

The "Derh we're bein trolled by broughton, biggist troll job everz haha" crowd really loved that OSU mod snippet

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Fong is usually money, but USC has always made me uneasy. LA being like a second home. Reggie Bush being his hero. I’ve always thought the USC option flew under the radar. CTJ’s confidence comforts me a little, though. 

If they had even a bit of stability and coaching competence, this whole thing would have been wrapped up long ago and he'd have been happily committed to LA's second-best institution of higher learning.

But they don't, and his family seems smart and has their shit together, so here we are.

46 minutes ago, Froghorn717 said:

I’ve got a long stretch of parking lot you can use. I’m sure the other tailgates won’t mind. 

I've got a SUV with a spare tire mounted on the back and I'll spring for the Life is Good cover. 

Just now, texifornia said:

If they had even a bit of stability and coaching competence, this whole thing would have been wrapped up long ago and he'd have been happily committed to LA's second-best institution of higher learning.

But they don't, and his family seems smart and has their shit together, so here we are.

Seems like I have heard this before.  Can’t peg where. 

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12 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

CTJ’s confidence comforts me a little, though. 

When I find myself in times of trouble, CTJ comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be

Left town Friday afternoon for the mountains and just returned to only see one commit from way back on Friday night after the camp. 

Soooooo to where should I dial the panic up?

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Left town Friday afternoon for the mountains and just returned to only see one commit from way back on Friday night after the camp. 

Soooooo to where should I dial the panic up?

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Negative 11, that is.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Left town Friday afternoon for the mountains and just returned to only see one commit from way back on Friday night after the camp. 

Soooooo to where should I dial the panic up?

Hahaha oh brother, this is not a panic situation. More of a mildly premature raucous celebration.

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Let’s be clear, if this guy were to wind up committing to Arizona, the level of unhinged I think we could accomplish would reach new territory. I’m talking, there’s-a-killer-in-a-clownsuit-on-this-yacht -level of panic and shrieking. I’ll be riding shotgun on the hysteria. If this guy isn’t going to Ohio State, we have got to get him on board. 

Invoking the specter of a deranged clown run amok is a new, but welcome , wrinkle.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hahaha oh brother, this is not a panic situation. More of a mildly premature raucous celebration.

Please don’t make me read 2 days worth of this thread all at once. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Please don’t make me read 2 days worth of this thread all at once. 

It's worth it.

Please don’t make me read 2 days worth of this thread all at once. 


No problem. The cliff notes version is that Card decommitted and committed to A&M.
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Please don’t make me read 2 days worth of this thread all at once. 

shit went from mildly amused sunday to the resurrection

4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Invoking the specter of a deranged clown run amok is a new, but welcome , wrinkle.

Shades of golden Quasimotos and flaming cathedrals ...

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Please don’t make me read 2 days worth of this thread all at once. 

Just don't blink -- it finds the opening, cuts back quick, and is gone before you know it.

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Please don’t make me read 2 days worth of this thread all at once. 

This one has gotten a workout today:

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3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Just don't blink -- it finds the opening, cuts back quick, and is gone before you know it.

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For a school from Tucson, they really look like Arizona State.

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