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37 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Why is there only 1 SEC offensive lineman?

Your avatar checks out ... good catch.

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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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Mike Roach with the Bijan CB for Texas finally

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Mike Roach with the Bijan CB for Texas finally

Doesn't he need to double check with his sources?

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

By end of day Friday Texas should have the 11th ranked 2020 class.  Add in Jerrin Thompson a few days later (maybe?) and they move up to #7.

Top 5 for sure when Johnny Wilson transfers in from Oregon in January.

1 hour ago, TankedBevo said:

Running the opposite way of the flow of the play no doubt 

But his head is probably on a very long swivel.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Top 5 for sure when Johnny Wilson transfers in from Oregon in January.

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24 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Mike Roach with the Bijan CB for Texas finally

 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Buckley followed Roach with the CB FWIW

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Thanks for the reminder. Podcasts it is from 10-1. 

That is the morning. Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Some Ohio State tears for you this morning

 

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These weirdo turds from the midwest don't understand we have scoreboard on them. 

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Some Ohio State tears for you this morning

 

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Lol. They're so pissed at Herman but without him, Urban never wins a National Championship at OSU. 

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Just a touch of aggy in there

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Pray they don’t play us?  Check your future schedules, dipshit. 

I'm glad she included a shot of her nipples poking out

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ringo and his mom at Georgia.  Damn.
 

 

This was discussed yesterday. 

1. Ringo's mom is hot

2. Ringo's mom is a pilot. ... or a stewardess.

3. Ringo's mom is hot.

4. Ringo is going to UGA.

Love that Bijan being all Texas and then suddenly tOSU bound is normal recruiting but a   change back to Texas is suspicious. 

1 minute ago, NameNotFound said:

This was discussed yesterday. 

1. Ringo's mom is hot

2. Ringo's mom is a pilot. ... or a stewardess.

3. Ringo's mom is hot.

4. Ringo is going to UGA.

 

 

Sorry ... somehow I missed that.  Not sorry I posted it, though. :)

9 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

These weirdo turds from the midwest don't understand we have scoreboard on them. 

Those weirdo turds need some mental counseling.

29 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Top 5 for sure when Johnny Wilson transfers in from Oregon in January.

...only to transfer back in February

11 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

These weirdo turds from the midwest don't understand we have scoreboard on them. 

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11 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

These weirdo turds from the midwest don't understand we have scoreboard on them. 

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3 minutes ago, NoName said:

...only to transfer back in February

Still counts for our class ranking.

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

Sorry ... somehow I missed that.  Not sorry I posted it, though. :)

Touché. 

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40 minutes ago, MoJames said:

But his head is probably on a very long swivel.

His body was flowing to the edge, but his head was still in the middle of the line so it didn't count. 

27 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

Lol. They're so pissed at Herman but without him, Urban never wins a National Championship at OSU. 

They would engulf themselves in a jort infested spare tire fueled orgy if Herman decided to become the head coach at tOSU. 

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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They would engulf themselves in a jort infested spare tire fueled orgy if Herman decided to become the head coach at tOSU. 

I can't tell if that is something they would do because they're angry or happy. Being Ohio, I feel like the answer is both.

7 minutes ago, Fug said:

 

Damn... if Karic can handle adding more weight, keep his quickness up, and is smart enough to handle the challenges of a college O-lineman  -- he'll get a shot in the NFL.  🤘

22 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They would engulf themselves in a jort infested spare tire fueled orgy if Herman decided to become the head coach at tOSU. 

Is that because they want Herman or not? They're always engulfing themselves in a jort infested spare tire fueled orgy. Ice cube's chance in hell that it happens, but Herman ever became their head coach, they'd do a complete 180 and sing his praises that he'll lead them to the promised land again.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Is that because they want Herman or not? They're always engulfing themselves in a jort infested spare tire fueled orgy. Ice cube's chance in hell that it happens, but Herman ever became their head coach, they'd do a complete 180 and sing his praises that he'll lead them to the promised land again.

They would kill for Herman, especially after Ryan Day starts taking steps back and loses to the fighting Harbaugh's the first time. 

26 minutes ago, Fug said:

 

Untrained eye here but my guess is he played soccer for a while. 

Gotta say that a good byproduct effect of these recruiting battles between UT and Aggy will hopefully be the depletion of talent acquisition by BlowU over time in the Texas

26 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn... if Karic can handle adding more weight, keep his quickness up, and is smart enough to handle the challenges of a college O-lineman  -- he'll get a shot in the NFL.  🤘

that would be a fun twitter handle...take 4 second clips of high school prospects and project their NFL future. somebody get on that. 

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

Gotta say that a good byproduct effect of these recruiting battles between UT and Aggy will hopefully be the depletion of talent acquisition by BlowU over time in the Texas

That's bad.  We want OU to be good so it means more when we beat them. Aggy can be bad and all that means is good. 

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

Gotta say that a good byproduct effect of these recruiting battles between UT and Aggy will hopefully be the depletion of talent acquisition by BlowU over time in the Texas

That already started years ago. They just went and got their talent from other places, like California.

44 minutes ago, Fug said:

 

For a Left Tackle?

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13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

That's bad.  We want OU to be good so it means more when we beat them. Aggy can be bad and all that means is good. 

OU will get theirs regardless. 

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1 hour ago, Fug said:

 

I wouldn't read too much into this drill. He was always going to excel after having danced on the graves of many enemies during his youth.

The biggest recruiting loss in the last 20 years isn’t Adrian Peterson. It’s Ringo’s mom.

25 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

That's bad.  We want OU to be good so it means more when we beat them. Aggy can be bad and all that means is good. 

Normally I’d agree, but fuck that. They need to suck for a while and stop adding trophies. We sucked for a while snd I’m sure it still meant plenty to them. 

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