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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Sure Karic looks great.  But that drill is easy when you do this for fun:

 

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28 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

That's bad.  We want OU to be good so it means more when we beat them. Aggy can be bad and all that means is good. 

Wrong. We want ou to wander the desert for 10 years like we did and trophy stack. 

I don't have any conference love but if you're going to wish them in ours, have it be corn or kstate or something. Anything that benefits ou hurts us in some form or fashion. 

34 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Gotta say that a good byproduct effect of these recruiting battles between UT and Aggy will hopefully be the depletion of talent acquisition by BlowU over time in the Texas

 

32 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

That's bad.  We want OU to be good so it means more when we beat them. Aggy can be bad and all that means is good. 

 

18 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

OU will get theirs regardless. 

We've been waiting for OU to sink into suckitude for two decades. I don't see it happening any time soon. We just need to start beating them more often than they beat us and win some goddamn conference championships. When that happens, we make the playoffs. After that, fuck everything and everyone else. 

will never understand why Ohio State people think Texas is supposed to be totally bent out of shape over losing Garrett Wilson

Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

will never understand why Ohio State people think Texas is supposed to be totally bent out of shape over losing Garrett Wilson

Jorts out front shoulda told ya. 

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We've been waiting for OU to sink into suckitude for two decades. 

That's because they haven't had a mediocre QB since Brandon Daniels/Jake Sills/Eric Moore in '98.  The fucks.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That's because they haven't had a mediocre QB since Brandon Daniels/Jake Sills/Eric Moore in '98.  The fucks.

But I remember when Sam Bradford seemed like he sucked.

Rivals Buckeye mods saying they might not be completely out of it for Bijan just yet. Andrew Ellis is reporting that their staff is currently trying to get Bijan back in their boat. I think this was probably expected by all though.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn... if Karic can handle adding more weight, keep his quickness up, and is smart enough to handle the challenges of a college O-lineman  -- he'll get a shot in the NFL.  🤘

That is so many ifs. Glad to have the kid.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That's because they haven't had a mediocre QB since Brandon Daniels/Jake Sills/Eric Moore in '98.  The fucks.

Blake Bell/Trevor Knight was a thing for a while.

Just now, NameNotFound said:

Rivals Buckeye mods...

...don't have the honesty to admit defeat.

9 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

will never understand why Ohio State people think Texas is supposed to be totally bent out of shape over losing Garrett Wilson

Probably because our school has several major message boards. And some of said boards contain an abundance of dramatic idiots. Sort of like if this board consisted entirely of Satya's.

2 minutes ago, Jojen said:

Blake Bell/Trevor Knight was a thing for a while.

Bomar/Thompson as well.  At least we capitalized during the Bomar season.

Personally, I'm not willing to count any chickens while Stan Drayton is on the case. Lets hope the parents have this kid shut down completely. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Personally, I'm not willing to count any chickens while Stan Drayton is on the case. Lets hope the parents have this kid shut down completely. 

Same. I just don't like that Andrew Ellis is reporting it. If it were some douche nozzle from their 247 site then I wouldn't give a damn but Ellis generally has a pretty good idea of whats going on in that program. 

Edit: just going to point out that I got this info from Frenzy's tweets. I don't have 247 access so i don't really know the whole spectrum of what was said. i just know andrew ellis is the one saying it and that the gist was that "it's not over."

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Same. I just don't like that Andrew Ellis is reporting it. If it were some douche nozzle from their 247 site then I wouldn't give a damn but Ellis generally has a pretty good idea of whats going on in that program. 
Edit: just going to point out that I got this info from Frenzy's tweets. I don't have 247 access so i don't really know the whole spectrum of what was said. i just know andrew ellis is the one saying it and that the gist was that "it's not over."
On the rivals front page.
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4 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

That is some kinda nugget. That will be $9.95 please

 

39 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That's because they haven't had a mediocre QB since Brandon Daniels/Jake Sills/Eric Moore in '98.  The fucks.

 

20 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

On the rivals front page.
That is some kinda nugget. That will be $9.95 please9970d453c40ade4598fc6c38534acecb.jpg

Some hard hitting stuff there that'd only make Hamm blush 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Love this.  I fact, with "fuck you" Michael Dell money, I'd sponsor every former Texas player on the planet to open similar training facilities - all with the implied directive to funnel every pipe hitter back towards Austin.  

32 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Some hard hitting stuff there that'd only make Hamm blush 

I looked at the tOSU 247 pages and some of the comments from posters about this Nevadabuck guy makes it sound like he's the Hamm version for tOSU boards.

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I looked at the tOSU 247 pages and some of the comments from posters about this Nevadabuck guy makes it sound like he's the Hamm version for tOSU boards.

It is clickpumping bullshit.

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The biggest recruiting loss in the last 20 years isn’t Adrian Peterson. It’s Ringo’s mom.

Did I miss something on Ringo?

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It is clickpumping bullshit.

were you closetopumping?

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It is clickpumping bullshit.

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24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It is clickpumping bullshit.

I guess you could say Bijan’s just being polite by letting tOSU down softly, right? 

What do you guys make of this CTJ waffling and considering Auburn talk? 

18 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

What do you guys make of this CTJ waffling and considering Auburn talk? 

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To me it sounds like Auburn is just being thrown out as a "who's in second here?" mention... But that's just how Im reading the updates 

20 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

What do you guys make of this CTJ waffling and considering Auburn talk? 

Probably too little, too late. Seems like maybe CTJr. maybe just wasn't comfortable with everyone assuming he was coming to UT and wanted to increase the pucker factor of the surly board. Just feels like ye olde 9.95 baiting. 

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1 minute ago, NameNotFound said:

Probably too little, too late. Seems like maybe CTJr. maybe just wasn't comfortable with everyone assuming he was coming to UT and wanted to make increase the pucker factor of the surly board. Just feels like ye olde 9.95 baiting. 

All 10 CBs currently on the good guys a day out from declaring.  It's plausible AU could pull the surprise, but history would indicate it's not likely.  

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Love this.  I fact, with "fuck you" Michael Dell money, I'd sponsor every former Texas player on the planet to open similar training facilities - all with the implied directive to funnel every pipe hitter back towards Austin.  

Do we really want kids hitting the pipe on the 40 acres?

2 minutes ago, Stampeder said:

All 10 CBs currently on the good guys a day out from declaring.  It's plausible AU could pull the surprise, but history would indicate it's not likely.  

Two days out

Is there actual reporting of him waffling or just the standard Auburn is still in it/making it interesting?  

Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Is there actual reporting of him waffling or just the standard Auburn is still in it/making it interesting?  

9.95ers are saying it's legit.

@closetojumping is this also clickpumping?

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

9.95ers are saying it's legit.

@closetojumping is this also clickpumping?

Yet, not a one of them has changed their CB to cloudy.

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Two days out

I was already putting today in the books, but your point is well-taken.

That would be a hit to the Duncanville pipeline. Get JQJ the on the phone with him. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

That would be a hit to the Duncanville pipeline. Get JQJ the on the phone with him. 

I assumed that JQJ was on the phone with him in his commitment video.

Just now, Machinator said:

I assumed that JQJ was on the phone with him in his commitment video.

Yeah. And he should let CTJ know not to make a liar out of him and his video.

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hmmmm

4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

That's bad.  We want OU to be good so it means more when we beat them. Aggy can be bad and all that means is good. 

Nah. Fuck OU. I hope they never win another game. Someone will fill the vacuum and we can beat that replacement team. 

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

It’ll be interesting to see if we get back in with Eaton. IIRC we were pretty strong favorites back when we offered 

I wouldn't read too much into this drill. He was always going to excel after having danced on the graves of many enemies during his youth.

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