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3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Our DB recruiting is kind of a shit show this year. Obviously it gets a pass given how we wrecked shop the last two years but holy hell this year has gone to shit. 

The problem is Giles wasn't involved in DB recruiting.

With Samples gone, we're back to struggling with recruiting in the DFW area. It's pretty clear now how important he was in CTJ's recruitment.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Crawford and JThompson is a tasty ETX double act, but losing CTJ would be full-scale wtf.

It’s not just CTJ. It’s CTJ, Rogers, Washington and Ransom that the Texas coaches made a priority and felt great about. 

JThompson offsets Washington and maybe an Eaton or Watts can help with Rogers but WTF. 

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11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We can't sell on-the-field success (one 10-win season can easily be dismissed as a fluke), we can't sell success in the NFL Draft, and we can't sell early playing time because the depth chart is packed.

It's a perfect storm for negative recruiting.

Oh for fuck’s sake pull yourself together. Pull yourself up by your pussy flaps, slap your face a couple times and yell into the mirror some Jack Handy/Tony Robbins bullshit. 

A chunk of the guys who will be stacking that depth chart will be drafted by the time dude is a RS freshman. That’s 2 of your 3, with the last one possibly also gone after this season as well. 

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

With Samples gone, we're back to struggling with recruiting in the DFW area. It's pretty clear now how important he was in CTJ's recruitment.

(he says a day before Billy Bowman likely announces for Texas)

I’m not worried, are y’all worried 

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5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

With Samples gone, we're back to struggling with recruiting in the DFW area. It's pretty clear now how important he was in CTJ's recruitment.

Texas will land Bowman tomorrow. How are you constantly this big of a bitch? I don't think recruiting is for you. 

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1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

I’m not worried, are y’all worried 

I'm calm as a bomb, sir. I'm staying. Finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Texas will land Bowman tomorrow. How are you constantly this big of a bitch? I don't think recruiting is for you. 

Welcome to Surly, hope you enjoy your stay. Or not, who gives a fuck.

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14 minutes ago, IllHaveWhatRickysHaving said:

I know the obvious answer is "I want both", but if I would have told you a week ago that we could get Bijan except it would cost us Thompson jr I think you'd take it.

what if—stay with me here—but what if we get bijan, lose thompson, then ransom flips to us in the fall?

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm calm as a bomb, sir. I'm staying. Finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

Coffee is for closers, go get him. 

Lulz Kurellic finally put in the Texas pick on Bijan.

This Thompson delay sounds like Broughton all over again.  

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10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

It’s not just CTJ. It’s CTJ, Rogers, Washington and Ransom that the Texas coaches made a priority and felt great about. 

JThompson offsets Washington and maybe an Eaton or Watts can help with Rogers but WTF. 

In that case, we should all be glad that Eaton is visiting.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm calm as a bomb, sir. I'm staying. Finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

[Walter] I’m finishing my coffee [Walter]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

what if—stay with me here—but what if we get bijan, lose thompson, then ransom flips to us in the fall?

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6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Texas will land Bowman tomorrow. How are you constantly this big of a bitch? I don't think recruiting is for you. 

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This Thompson delay sounds like Broughton all over again.  

Still no movement on the crystal balls and CTJ (our CTJ) still seems to be confident if I'm interpreting his post above correctly. 

 

15 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We can't sell on-the-field success (one 10-win season can easily be dismissed as a fluke), we can't sell success in the NFL Draft, and we can't sell early playing time because the depth chart is packed.

It's a perfect storm for negative recruiting.

 

God damn you fucking SUCK.  We're fucking KICKING ASS all over the place with both the 2020 and 2021 classes and THIS is your take? 

If it's a perfect storm for negative recruting, why are we doing so well?

FUCK YOU.

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

With Samples gone, we're back to struggling with recruiting in the DFW area. It's pretty clear now how important he was in CTJ's recruitment.

Lmao you never miss an opportunity do you?

The FAA, FDA, and OSHA should be fighting each other to hire satya as a quality inspector. 

what if—stay with me here—but what if we get bijan, lose thompson, then ransom flips to us in the fall?

I have a feeling the staff thinks they can pull it off. With Bijan now in (hopefully), perhaps there is a very real, renewed positive feeling in that recruitment.


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3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Kurellic finally put in the Texas pick on Bijan.

This Thompson delay sounds like Broughton all over again.  

Haha, I hope he enjoyed the several hours of increased clicks on Bucknuts. 

Once Dijon commits the flow of 5 stars will descend upon Austin like the great floods in the Bible.  Book it 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Haha, I hope he enjoyed the several hours of increased clicks on Bucknuts. 

Now what I'd really like to see in the next couple of years is for Herman to pull a high rated Ohio kid that they want.

1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

Lmao you never miss an opportunity do you?

 

Can you imagine how miserable it must be to live inside his head or to know him and to invent reasons why you don't invite him to parties? FUCK, what a beat down. 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Can you imagine how miserable it must be to live inside his head or to know him and to invent reasons why you don't invite him to parties? FUCK, what a beat down. 

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now what I'd really like to see in the next couple of years is for Herman to pull a high rated Ohio kid that they want.

nope.  fuck that whole state.  

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

I get that a lot. Animal magnetism. 

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This is all Mensa people.  Bowman commits tomorrow, take a day off Thursday.  Bijan commits Friday, take Saturday off.  Thompson jumps on board Sunday.

Hell, Jerrin Thompson probably will commit Tueaday just to stay in line, plus things always happen on Tuesday.

Didn't realize the other remaining tOSU pick for Bijan is from the aggy mod Sayles.

Bijan, Jamaal Charles can help you with this decision.  No brainer. All American, All Pro, Texas Ex.  Not much better than those three.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now what I'd really like to see in the next couple of years is for Herman to pull a high rated Ohio kid that they want.

None of us would mind another Jordan Hicks - even though he wasn't a proper Ohioan.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Didn't realize the other remaining tOSU pick for Bijan is from the aggy mod Sayles.

He'll hold out until Friday morning.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

None of us would mind another Jordan Hicks - even though he wasn't a proper Ohioan.

That LB from Ironton looks pretty salty for 21.  

17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Kurellic finally put in the Texas pick on Bijan.

This Thompson delay sounds like Broughton all over again.  

Not sure about that comparison. The Broughton delay came after a huge swing in momentum for us, and was clearly just delayed because of his birthday (or weak video editing). 

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now what I'd really like to see in the next couple of years is for Herman to pull a high rated Ohio kid that they want.

Pretty good big uglies in that part of the world. Co-signed. 

2 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Not sure about that comparison. The Broughton delay came after a huge swing in momentum for us, and was clearly just delayed because of his birthday (or weak video editing). 

Nah. Broughton didn't announce on his birthday and several mods said he was thinking about delaying until later in the cycle. There were meltdowns going on here just like right now from cough cough satya. Now maybe Thompson is a different story but it definitely feels similar. 

 

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2 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Not sure about that comparison. The Broughton delay came after a huge swing in momentum for us, and was clearly just delayed because of his birthday (or weak video editing). 

Honestly, I think the Broughtons didn't want to deal with the Aggy staff blowing up their phones on Vernon's birthday, so they kicked it back a couple days so the kid could enjoy the day. 

11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

None of us would mind another Jordan Hicks - even though he wasn't a proper Ohioan.

Shovel-Face Case would agree with that sentiment. 

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Didn't realize the other remaining tOSU pick for Bijan is from the aggy mod Sayles.

Haha. What a biggity bitch.

With that last CB... niiice....
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4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

.0006 short of perfect. Do not want.

 

not a math major?  it’s ok.  few people are. 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


.0006 short of perfect. Do not want.

 

*0.0096. Math is hard.

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