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6 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

My guess would be Rosh Hathompsonanah.

Not Thom Kippur?

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

No, it was probably of him doing something less mundane, like ripping his shirt off to reveal a jersey.

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Speaking of Xavion Alford and his tie to Josh Eaton as a possible package deal, wasn't Xavion the one who left the aggy food poisoning party early on Saturday and came to Austin instead for our camp?

That was the 2021 whale hunter from the Dallas area.

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Such says Bijan is announcing at 2 

If I was Such, I would tirelessly seek a friend whose name could also be abbreviated to Such, then we would start a podcast called “Such and Such”.

12 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

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Did we win? 

42 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Not Thom Kippur?

Getting a commit is a joyous occasion not a day of repentance. Unless you're an aggy.✡️

Nice try, tho, I mean, thou

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this guy to look at at CB?  Supposedly ran a 4.4 and 4.1 shuttle at TCU camp.

https://247sports.com/Player/Bud-Clark-46051630/

His numbers and the write up on him are impressive. Someone posted earlier that Naivar started following him on twitter. With Crawford on board another burner like Clark would be nice. I can't find any 40 or shuttle times for Eaton. Oddly enough 247 lists his position as CB but his position ranking is under Safety. Might be a long shot since he's already committed to Virginia.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Per TFB, Chris Thompson's delay is due to a delay in taping the commitment video. Make of that what you will.

Also, Jerrin Thompson is filming a video and will drop it “as soon as this weekend and no later than next week.”

So we have a poster that said a couple videos were being shot at DKR today and these 2 tidbits come out...

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

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I could look at this all night. It's like a scene from a naughty Hallmark movie where Lacey Chabert's character had to leave town unexpectedly on Christmas Eve for a client presentation in order to get that big promotion, so her slutty sister comes to help decorate in time for the town's Holiday Jubilee. Then after the party, she gets banged by her brother-in-law in a reindeer costume as Santa and his elves smoke week and watch.

5 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

I could look at this all night. It's like a scene from a naughty Hallmark movie where Lacey Chabert's character had to leave town unexpectedly on Christmas Eve for a client presentation in order to get that big promotion, so her slutty sister comes to help decorate in time for the town's Holiday Jubilee. Then after the party, she gets banged by her brother-in-law in a reindeer costume as Santa and his elves smoke week and watch.

You sound like you've given this alot of thought.

Lacey revenge sex would be so fetch.

6 hours ago, utexas8 said:


So Eaton was just here for one day?

Guess he eaton and run . . .

48 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

You sound like you've given this alot of thought.

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31 minutes ago, Walser said:

Lacey revenge sex would be so fetch.

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51 minutes ago, Walser said:

Lacey revenge sex would be so fetch.

Stop trying to make fetch a thing.

3 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Stop trying to make fetch a thing.

Fetch was already a thing before you were fighting paramecia at the single-cell level

13 hours ago, Machinator said:

Eaton is a cornerback; Thompson Jr. is a safety (LB/S hybrid, really).

he would slot into Joker, right?

9 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

What holiday comes next, after Bijanukkah? 

If this was the ‘21 thread, I’d say national hot dog day, I’ll have a little mustard on my Oscar-brocker-Meyer

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52 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

If this was the ‘21 thread, I’d say national hot dog day, I’ll have a little mustard on my Oscar-brocker-Meyer

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Per Suchomel, Eaton is delaying his decision now. Was supposed to announce next week, presumably to A&M

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Good.

 

It is but a pittance for what is gained at the expenditure.

Just now, Fud said:

Per Suchomel, Eaton is delaying his decision now. Was supposed to announce next week, presumably to A&M

Aggy will implode.

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Per Suchomel, Eaton is delaying his decision now. Was supposed to announce next week, presumably to A&M

This is pleasant news.

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Per Suchomel, Eaton is delaying his decision now. Was supposed to announce next week, presumably to A&M

I'm not sure anyone on this site has been excited for Eaton for awhile, be it because we had to chase Kelee Ringo's tail, or he was written off as an aTm lock. I don't think anyone's going to be overly excited about him. He's raw and needs a lot of work, but he has length and athleticism. He could be a player if we stashed him for a couple years. Couple that with an aTm dick slap to the face, I'd be happy if he jumped on board. We've taken worse projects for sure. 

Sydney, you are into some kinky stuff. Ass to mouth lock, ass to mouth dick slap...those are advanced moves.

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm not sure anyone on this site has been excited for Eaton for awhile, be it because we had to chase Kelee Ringo's tail, or he was written off as an aTm lock. I don't think anyone's going to be overly excited about him. He's raw and needs a lot of work, but he has length and athleticism. He could be a player if we stashed him for a couple years. Couple that with an aTm dick slap to the face, I'd be happy if he jumped on board. We've taken worse projects for sure.  

I like the idea of getting him to wait until he potentially puts some good senior tape out, and then deciding to take him. He has a rare length + athleticism combination for a true corner, and has good ball skills since he's mostly played WR before last year, but the knock on him is a big one; he just isn't very good at football on a consistent basis if you want full games, although he does make flashy splash plays. If it's more of the same, then push for Pouncey, try to flip Rogers, see how Avery Helm looks post injury, monitor late bloomers, flip someone from our farm system (TCU), etc. 

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14 minutes ago, Fud said:

Per Suchomel, Eaton is delaying his decision now. Was supposed to announce next week, presumably to A&M

I remember he was high on Texas this spring, but then it seemed like we backed off because we had other priorities. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm not sure anyone on this site has been excited for Eaton for awhile, be it because we had to chase Kelee Ringo's tail, or he was written off as an aTm lock. I don't think anyone's going to be overly excited about him. He's raw and needs a lot of work, but he has length and athleticism. He could be a player if we stashed him for a couple years. Couple that with an aTm dick slap to the face, I'd be happy if he jumped on board. We've taken worse projects for sure. 

I guess the consolation prize of missing on Ringo, Kimber, and Rogers could be that we get to steal a  true CB prospect from aggy who has none.

6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Sydney, you are into some kinky stuff. Ass to mouth lock, ass to mouth dick slap...those are advanced moves.

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Still shaking my head in amazement over Ringo, all he said and did about us then suddenly fell in love with the dawgs for some reason?

Meh, we're still struggling with the out of state 5-star deal. Last one that worked out for us was Jordan Hicks.

33 minutes ago, Fud said:

Per Suchomel, Eaton is delaying his decision now. Was supposed to announce next week, presumably to A&M

Delaying for video editing 

Per Suchomel, Eaton is delaying his decision now. Was supposed to announce next week, presumably to A&M


Even if he ends up committing to A&M, it will be fun to watch them implode for a while.
30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 He could be a player if we stashed him for a couple years. Couple that with an aTm dick slap to the face, I'd be happy if he jumped on board. We've taken worse projects for sure. 

True, as a prospect, alone, he may not move the needle. It’s the aggy dick slap we would relish. 

daddy98 has already chimed in with the Uncle Red comments (check the Jimbo thread)

17 hours ago, Bevo said:

I know Jim Rockford, but he is probably a USC fan and James Garner went to ousux.

No he didn't. He dropped out of Norman HS and moved to LA with his father. That's why I like him, he got the hell outta Norman.

18 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Haha you put $ instead of S that's really clever

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14 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Meh, we're still struggling with the out of state 5-star deal. Last one that worked out for us was Jordan Hicks.

Tomorrow should happily start the process of breaking that streak.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tomorrow should happily start the process of breaking that streak.

I’ll rest easy when he’s on the roster (for more than 3 months).

Can someone refresh my memory on Eaton? Was he the player that Washington was seen in a video clip on twitter of showing him the Icy whites and KD backpack with an offer in it?

Just now, Thiefery said:

Can someone refresh my memory on Eaton? Was he the player that Washington was seen in a video clip on twitter of showing him the Icy whites and KD backpack with an offer in it?

Yeah. But he's been on the back burner for all the reasons Fud described.

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