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26 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Maybe This explains his Surly disposition toward your sister.

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  • truthbringerlrac
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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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    for you anything!  

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Good.  Go after only who you need and the best available that fits your D.  I get it.

Your mom fits my D

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Your mom fits my D

His mom’s a dwarf?

TFB had a post about DL numbers for this class, are they saying 1 or 2 more?

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

TFB had a post about DL numbers for this class, are they saying 1 or 2 more?

It says they'll have spots for Collins and Princely U. if they want in.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Next time you're in Bend, OR, look 'em up.

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How were the knuckles?

54 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

His mom’s a dwarf?

Very unenlightened of you. The proper term is “little ho”.

That’s scary.  I mean dude is working out at planet fitness.  When he starts working out at moncrief he’s gonna start demolishing lincoln’s QBs.

40 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Broughton

 

 Say what you will but the man knows how to teach foootwork. 

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Say what you will but the man knows how to teach foootwork. 

I guess you could say he’s the King of Footwork.

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

I guess you could say he’s the King of Footwork.

Meet the face of royalty:

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Just imagine when they start putting obstacles and tubes in the field to chase. We are going to dominate 

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Just imagine when they start putting obstacles and tubes in the field to chase. We are going to dominate 

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Just imagine when they start putting obstacles and tubes in the field to chase. We are going to dominate 

Is chasing a fucking midget around the Cotton Bowl really all that different?

 

Mike at Night: What's next for safety recruiting?

With the loss of Chris Thompson, let’s take a look at where the safety board stands for Texas in 2020.

— It’s important to note that the Longhorns are not likely to give up on Thompson until he signs his LOI. Don’t expect to see a backup option offered right now. I don’t see Texas reaching for a prospect just to fill a slot. Thompson had a unique fit, and there isn’t really a candidate to go after next.

— A few people have asked about The Colony DB Christian Gonzalez. Texas evaluated Gonzalez during the spring, but chose not to offer at that point. Gonzalez is deciding tomorrow, and wants the opportunity to play cornerback at the next level. I really like him as a high-ceiling prospect, but he doesn’t bring the physicality to his game that Texas looks for in defensive backs.

— Next up for Texas is Lufkin safety Jerrin Thompson. Sources still expect the East Texan to side with the Longhorns when he makes his commitment, and it wouldn’t surprise me if that announcement comes soon. Thompson can play a few different positions in the secondary, but he’s either going to be a field safety or nickel at the next level. TCU is the other school Texas is battling with for Thompson, but I expect him to be a Longhorn commit before the season starts.

— Texas is also focused on recruiting Shadow Creek safety Xavion Alford. Alford has the same type of versatility as Thompson, and the Longhorns have been putting in a lot of work. When we spoke with Alford during The Opening Finals, Alabama was the school generating the most buzz. After checking in last week, it sounds like Alabama’s momentum may be fading and Texas is still hanging in there. The bottom line is the momentum on Alford swung several times over the course of the last year, and there could still be some twists and turns down the road.

2 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

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I can’t stop watching this.  such determination. 

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Kelee Ringo works out. A pretty fun vid.
 

 

Where’s his moms workout video?  I will subscribe.

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

Broughton

 

I said gotdamn

12 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Just imagine when they start putting obstacles and tubes in the field to chase. We are going to dominate 

Meanwhile, at Aggie Camp Cube:

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13 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Meet the face of royalty:

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So we like him now??

 

2 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

So we like him now??

 

I wouldn't say like. More of a Chaotic Neutral alignment.

36 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

So we like him now??

 

He's always been a good trainer, but he will direct players away from UT more times than not, so no. 

11 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Tremendous insight from Mike Roach. I am shocked they haven’t raised prices, as this is intel only a true insider could piece together.

Ups and downs, twists and turns, surges and momentum swings everywhere.

25 minutes ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Ups and downs, twists and turns, surges and momentum swings everywhere.

 That's what she said. 

38 minutes ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Ups and downs, twists and turns, surges and momentum swings everywhere.

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous

Lol if Evans ends up at Georgia and people start claiming that Lindberg was the deciding factor.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Lol if Evans ends up at Georgia and people start claiming that Lindberg was the deciding factor.

Anybody with a brain knows what the deciding factor is. 

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Lol if Evans ends up at Georgia and people start claiming that Lindberg was the deciding factor.

Our 247 posters are absolutely that stupid.

How long until George “reopens” his recruiting?  That would tell us that bama made its last and best offer for Evans. 

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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Lol if Evans ends up at Georgia and people start claiming that Lindberg was the deciding factor.

 

Besides the sheer elation of landing Bijan because he’s the football love child of Alvin Kamara and Lesean McCoy (no! bijan’s 40 is like .06 slower than McCoy / @Katfid54), getting to laugh at all the Zach Evans drama from afar because we already have a 5 star RB is really going to increase the amount of entertainment I derive from the 2020 cycle. 

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It's been said many times before...but I'm so fucking happy we have Bijan in the fold and are done with the drama.

22 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Anybody with a brain knows what the deciding factor is. 

That excludes 90% of Surly.

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17 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

It's been said many times before...but I'm so fucking happy we have Bijan in the fold and are done with the drama.

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we are still like 4 months away from NSD1...

20 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Besides the sheer elation of landing Bijan because he’s the football love child of Alvin Kamara and Lesean McCoy (no! bijan’s 40 is like .06 slower than McCoy / @Katfid54), getting to laugh at all the Zach Evans drama from afar because we already have a 5 star RB is really going to increase the amount of entertainment I derive from the 2020 cycle. 

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29 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Anybody with a brain knows what the deciding factor is. 

“It’s just … you don’t know how to put it.” “It's just ... I don't know.”

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think Texas just got a CB for Ty Jordan but it's behind a paywall. 

It is Texas. 

Just now, NameNotFound said:

It is Texas. 

Nice.

Also, for those who don't wade through the aggy misery posts - Brauny thinks Achane will commit to them soon

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