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23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

1. Ty Jordan is small. I assume he is a waterbug with great quickness and shake. Am I right about that and how do we use him?

Darren Sproles/Quentin Griffin type, imo  

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I can answer about Jordan. His floor is Darren sproles and his ceiling is Barry Sanders. 

 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I can answer about Jordan. His floor is Darren sproles and his ceiling is Barry Sanders. 

 

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Darren Sproles/Quentin Griffin type, imo  

Sounds like he'll be fun to watch. The Ramonce factor returns to the 40 acres.

 

1 hour ago, deech said:

Well it wasn't the spike. When he jumped his shorts fell down and his nuts ended up on top of Jimbos head 

I know this is BS because Jimbo loves nuts on top of his head, on his chin, basically wherever you can put them.

31 minutes ago, NoName said:

why would he EVER take a payout? 100% guaranteed, and $75m is fuck you money for a college coach. 

this isn't a guy negotiating to enter the job market early, why would he take a penny less than the say $30 mil he has left guaranteed over the last 4 years of the deal?

I meant the payout of his full remaining contract. I agree he should never settle for less.

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I meant the payout of his full remaining contract. I agree he should never settle for less.

oh i was thinking buyout not payout. my fault

I know this is BS because Jimbo loves nuts on top of his head, on his chin, basically wherever you can put them.
He and Candi have so much in common, I'm surprised it didn't work out.

Here's proof the story is real. Jimbo appeared later to laugh with the players despite his injuries. He's a scrapper and knows how to win a national championship.

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Have fun choking on that ball and chain gomers for the better part of the next decade

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43 minutes ago, Fud said:

Quentin Griffin...

there you go again, motherfucker!

 

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2 hours ago, NoName said:

the issue is that if he actually does well enough that he earns the $75m he is going to jump for a better job elsewhere. if he wins 3 SEC championships, 1 NC and makes it to another, someone else bigger /better is going to come after him.

there is no upside for A&M to include it, only downside. 

if he blows there, it isn't like he is going to leave for UL-Monroe or even shift over to say Ok State...

 

I still can't believe an actual lawyer wrote this paragraph:

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I still can't believe an actual lawyer wrote this paragraph:

You are aware, of course, that aggy bought themselves a real-live, bona fide, complete with desks and everything law school? And that 50% of the mouth-breathers who graduate from said aggy law school were in the bottom half of their class?

You will never go broke by counting on aggy stupidity.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I still can't believe an actual lawyer wrote this paragraph:

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It really is quite amazing.

"Coach recognizes that he would hurt our feelings if he resigns or unilaterally terminates this agreement. Therefore, no financial penalty will be called for in such an event."

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It really is quite amazing.

"Coach recognizes that he would hurt our feelings if he resigns or unilaterally terminates this agreement. Therefore, no financial penalty will be called for in such an event."

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13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It really is quite amazing.

"Coach recognizes that he would hurt our feelings if he resigns or unilaterally terminates this agreement. Therefore, no financial penalty will be called for in such an event."

REAL.  BUSINESS.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Here's proof the story is real. Jimbo appeared later to laugh with the players despite his injuries. He's a scrapper and knows how to win a national championship.

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Dude. That's Owen Wilson

15 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It really is quite amazing.

"Coach recognizes that he would hurt our feelings if he resigns or unilaterally terminates this agreement. Therefore, no financial penalty will be called for in such an event."

this will hold up in court should aggy ever sue.  and if it doesn't hold up, then strenuously object.

SIAP - Roach "I've done some gathering of intelligence on Eaton. From what I can tell, Texas would take him and i was even told by one source they are in the lead for him. Still trying to get more confirmation on that before feeling confident."

1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

Newbie question. What is katfid?

I fully expect wrong answers only.

@Katfid54, how would you like to introduce the meme of yourself?

1 minute ago, Dummy said:

SIAP - Roach "I've done some gathering of intelligence on Eaton. From what I can tell, Texas would take him and i was even told by one source they are in the lead for him. Still trying to get more confirmation on that before feeling confident."

Any update on Xavien Alford?

1 minute ago, Dummy said:

SIAP - Roach "I've done some gathering of intelligence on Eaton. From what I can tell, Texas would take him and i was even told by one source they are in the lead for him. Still trying to get more confirmation on that before feeling confident."

Jesus, at least EJ would just throw CBs out for shits and giggles or just to annoy aggy. Having an easily-hateable fuckhead who occasionally trolled aggy was way more fun than this semi-hard-working bowl of plain corn flakes.

Just now, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said:

Any update on Xavien Alford?

think he just got Fong'd to aggy

7 minutes ago, Dummy said:

SIAP - Roach "I've done some gathering of intelligence on Eaton. From what I can tell, Texas would take him and i was even told by one source they are in the lead for him. Still trying to get more confirmation on that before feeling confident."

This is fantastic. I seriously cannot tell if it’s real or not. 

Fake Mike Roach "intel" would be the easiest thing to write up.

Speaking of which, there has been a noticeable lack of Bobby "I'm told" Burton this fall. Where is @rickyspub to give us the scoop?

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:
9 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Newbie question. What is katfid?

I fully expect wrong answers only.

@Katfid54, how would you like to introduce the meme of yourself? 

Let me count the ways:

There's this:

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There's this:

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And this:

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Some of this:

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But mostly I want to ask this negged-ass newbie:

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24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jesus, at least EJ would just throw CBs out for shits and giggles or just to annoy aggy. Having an easily-hateable fuckhead who occasionally trolled aggy was way more fun than this semi-hard-working bowl of plain corn flakes Cheerios.

fixed it for you and closetojumping.

So aggy is going to take 2-3 more safeties in this class to go with the 3 they signed last year. They are looking at having 2 true CBs takes in 3 years, and one of those guys is a JUCO that could fail out at any time.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

So aggy is going to take 2-3 more safeties in this class to go with the 3 they signed last year. They are looking at having 2 true CBs takes in 3 years, and one of those guys is a JUCO that could fail out at any time.

Trust. In. Jimbo

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

So aggy is going to take 2-3 more safeties in this class to go with the 3 they signed last year. They are looking at having 2 true CBs takes in 3 years, and one of those guys is a JUCO that could fail out at any time.

fail out of A&M?

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That was more like a Phlegm post than a Katfid explanation. But I guess the two look pretty similar.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

It really is quite amazing.

"Coach recognizes that he would hurt our feelings if he resigns or unilaterally terminates this agreement. Therefore, no financial penalty will be called for in such an event."

aggy law in the hooouuuuuse!

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jesus, at least EJ would just throw CBs out for shits and giggles or just to annoy aggy. Having an easily-hateable fuckhead who occasionally trolled aggy was way more fun than this semi-hard-working bowl of plain corn flakes.

Never thought I'd say I miss EJ, but I do. I still enjoy his occasional trolls though. He just made himself too easy to mock on a daily basis.

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Let me count the ways:

There's this:

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There's this:

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And this:

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Some of this:

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But mostly I want to ask this negged-ass newbie:

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Ehhhh I’d say it’s more like 

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with a good dose of 

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But when it all comes down to it, deep down on the inside...

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Oh, and of course

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5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ehhhh I’d say it’s more like 

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with a good dose of 

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But when it all comes down to it, deep down on the inside...

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Oh, and of course

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I always imagined this:

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Mixed with:

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I'm pretty sure nobody here was a fan of ej until he started trolling Hammster and aggy. afaik he had a lot of tenure in his job before he played those games.

4 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I heard Terry Price immediately grabbed one of his world-famous slabs of brisket to place on Jimbo’s face. 

 

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This is safely documented for future use: https://aggybbq.com/

No need to search the forum.

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Is it true that Ty Jordan is short and fat and runs a 5.4 40?

You might be confusing him with Jimbo’s college stats.

48 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

You might be confusing him with Jimbo’s college stats.

Lord 40, Rings shuttle, Of vertical.

3 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I always imagined this:

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Mixed with:

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I sincerely don't think @Katfid54 is white.

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