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20 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Uhm drayton cries when Bijan committed?

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52 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

-they have a target that they do not want to be public right now (they’re hoping he stays hidden, a la Gary Johnson in 2017, or he’s committed elsewhere and they feel really good about a flip)

Hmmmm.... I think a certain game on September 7th might help with one of those “hidden targets”.

That target may even be committed to the team that’s gonna get their ass handed to them in Austin, September 7th. 

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

some of you fuckers could fuck up a piece of pizza or a blowjob from a porn star. 

Porn1 star is not a requirement.

28 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Maybe the guy has shared what he's comfortable with, and everyone should stop trying to go around poking shit with sticks when it clearly came with the caveat of "The staff doesn't want his name out there." Casual Encounter nailed it, some of you fuckers could fuck up a piece of pizza or a blowjob from a porn star. 

You're saying you don't want Surly to pull a Ketchum vis a vis Kyler Murray?

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The plan at LB is:

-Tillman looks great and might end up starting this year (is he the most unheralded signee? at least the most unheralded early enrollee, but critical if he really is developing in such a manner this early)

-Gbenda takes a similar jump on the learning curve as he settles in (he was expected to be the early contributor but wasn’t an EE)

-Floyd gets medically cleared (I don’t see it)

-One of the JUCO signees makes an appearance as a player

-stay on Chris Thompson and see what happens if Auburn falls apart (does the payment to the parents keep him locked in with a new regime? is this guy an EE?)

-one of Hullaby and JQJ becomes an LB

-if Overshown isn’t made of glass, does he eventually see LB-esque action with a DB label this season and does that work for him and the defense? 

-Owens might fit that bill eventually if Overshown doesn’t 

-they have a target that they do not want to be public right now (they’re hoping he stays hidden, a la Gary Johnson in 2017, or he’s committed elsewhere and they feel really good about a flip)

-they will scour the transfer/GT landscape all the way up to next summer

So yeah, none of us feel like LB is sorted, but Orlando has a lot of optionality, which he craves. 

Interesting info. Thanks. Seems like Todd views scheming and preparation of the defense as whole as his main responsibility, which it is. Recruiting his position group is secondary and a lemons—>lemonade kind of thing. 

I'm thinking I would prefer that the porn star feed me pizza. I mean, I would most certainly enjoy the bj, but then I would worry about an std for the next few years. Fuck it. Just bring us a bmf linebacker.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That lb rundown didn’t mention josh white, at least by name.  On purpose?

I have no idea who the player is. Sorry if that wasn't clear. I view Josh White as a missed opportunity that they will not be able to fix, but sure, maybe that's the guy.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Maybe the guy has shared what he's comfortable with, and everyone should stop trying to go around poking shit with sticks when it clearly came with the caveat of "The staff doesn't want his name out there." Casual Encounter nailed it, some of you fuckers could fuck up a piece of pizza or a blowjob from a porn star. 

Well, if a porn star offers me pizza or a blowjob, I'm taking the blowjob.  

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

 "The staff doesn't want his name out there." 

Do you not see the obvious flaw in their process?

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, if a porn star offers me pizza or a blowjob, I'm taking the blowjob.  

Was the specific gender of the porn Star specified? Better read the fine print.

Edited by Casual Encounter

I think it was somebody named “Candi”. Not 100% sure of the contract though. 

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Interesting info. Thanks. Seems like Todd views scheming and preparation of the defense as whole as his main responsibility, which it is. Recruiting his position group is secondary and a lemons—>lemonade kind of thing. 

Then maybe fire one of your two WR coaches and hire a LB coach/recruiter? Just spitballin' here. 

33 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

I think it was somebody named “Candi”. Not 100% sure of the contract though. 

Be sure to read the fine print. There's a lot of 3rd party delegation going on with that account.

Is one of the pizza toppings penicillin?

 

That would definitely impact my answer.

Well, maybe Sydney is right. This is how you fuck up a perfectly good bj and pizza. Let's hope Friday night isn't a washout.

1 hour ago, Shaddie said:

I think it was somebody named “Candi”. Not 100% sure of the contract though. 

Except "porn star" implies that she was paid for her services.  Rumor is Candi doesn't get paid, she just does it for the love of the game.

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Uhm drayton cries when Bijan committed?

Hell, I damn near did, and it would be understandable if most in here did given the angst with regard to RB recruiting in recent times.

41 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Except "porn star" implies that she was paid for her services.  Rumor is Candi doesn't get paid, she just does it for the love of the game.

She would’ve gotten paid if she’d had a better lawyer and a lot better discretion.

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Was the specific gender of the porn Star specified? Better read the fine print.

I think it’s OK these days if ze self-identifies as female (Subliminal exception applies).

3 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I think it’s OK these days if ze self-identifies as female (Subliminal exception applies).

That’s not their pronoun

There’s a juco LB who retweeted this a few days ago, maybe it’s him. I’d link his 247 profile, but I don’t want to possibly have any part in fucking up their strategy.

 

1 hour ago, George Clooney said:

There’s a juco LB who retweeted this a few days ago, maybe it’s him. I’d link his 247 profile, but I don’t want to possibly have any part in fucking up their strategy.

 

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6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Just rewatching old videos of south Austin mom in action. Gonna be a long day.

Do you want some new ones?

15 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Panic time? 

Always

This board could use a good panic to get back into form. We've been getting too soft and rational ever since Broughton committed. 

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Langi must be using his strong Polynesian ties to find a linebacker.

 

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Langi must be using his strong Polynesian ties to find a linebacker.

 

I would not mind a Polynesian linebacker one bit.

26 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

There goes his Heisman promise 

Not playing a down all season won't necessarily hurt him. SEC, bro.

49 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I would not mind a Polynesian linebacker one bit.

In all seriousness, Langi has been following a bunch  of LB recently. I think he's definitely involved in LB recruiting. 

 

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Langi has to be referring to Texas kicking Jimbo in the stones on the recruiting trail.

our pitch should be "Come here, we can find you a real girlfriend."

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