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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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22 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Omg Oscar Giles IS Calton. 

That is just what I thought you would say.

Just now, closetojumping said:

Day ain’t over yet, is it?

Depends on how many volleyballs were available at the aggy event. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

Day ain’t over yet, is it?

Watched that last night with my 8 year old.  Have not seen it since 1991 when I was 14 at the mall movie theater.

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

People follow CFB and recruiting specifically to panic.

29 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Does Princely's commitment confirm the volleyball story?

That has already been confirmed. This confirms that Jimbo backed off because he had to go to the hospital

Via TFloss:

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Inside Texas had a random post hinting at WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba.

Very talented prospect out of Rockwall who committed to Ohio State early, so nobody has ever talked about him much.

He does not have an offer from UT currently, at least publicly.

https://247sports.com/player/jaxon-s...igba-46047353/

 

 

 

2 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

And TexAgs just posted this today as well

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It seems like every time texags posts one of those next to commit lists they commit to Texas

6 minutes ago, GTNY said:

That has already been confirmed. This confirms that Jimbo backed off because he had to go to the hospital

He backed off because balls to the face triggered memories of Candi.

Gems from Panic Page 398:

Hornius Emeritus

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*Yawn* 

Wake me up in February after Texas has a great season and Herman has the #4 ranked recruiting class in the country .....

Machinator (more of a lulz @ Perroni)

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Alright, Perroni put in his CB for Broughton to A&M. Commence meltdown for real.

Burt Macklin has some knowledge:

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Don’t get me wrong, if we miss on all of Robinson, Broughton, Washington, and Ransom I’ll be happy to contribute to this shitfest, but why are we acting like a Suchomel update and a Perroni CB have any meaning whatsoever?  

 

Hank Scorpio - oops...

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Also everyone needs to calm the fuck down. We came in second for Broughton, Bijan, and Ransom. Those are three of the best players in the country. And we almost got them. That's huge. Before Herman we weren't even making the top 3 for most elite prospects, and now we're consistently coming in #2 for the top talent in the country. That's what I call progress. 

Uncle Buc - oops #2

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Herman calls Giles: "Osco, you hearing this Broughton/Aggy momentum going?"

Giles: *chewing noises

Herman: "GILES!? Where TF are you?"

Giles: "Buffalo"

Herman: "NY?"

Giles: "WW" *dial tone

Preach it @USMCHorn

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 I refuse to meltdown in fucking June. Give me a fucking break guys.

 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

We’re experiencing two different realities if you think Auburn gives one fat rat’s ass about optics. They’ve made no qualms about buying players and defending it publicly. They’ve graduated players that couldn’t read. They’ve let donors pursue the hiring of the next head coach while the current head coach is fully employed, on multiple occasions. They’ve been sanctioned by the NCAA damned near as many times as any other school in history. All of this shit is documented and can be googled. There is a fuckton of ignorance about histories and behaviors with programs on the recruiting board, and it’s bizarre. 

Kind of like a parking ticket, huh?

25 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Watched that last night with my 8 year old.  Have not seen it since 1991 when I was 14 at the mall movie theater.

This is one of those SAT questions.  You were born in either 1976 or 1977

49 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Does Princely's commitment confirm the volleyball story?

Volleyball don't lie

OB quotes from Princely

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It was an unexpectedly exciting Monday for Texas Longhorn fans, with defensive end Princely Umanmielen announcing on Twitter that he has given Texas a verbal commitment.

The pledge from Umanmielen continues an amazing recruiting run for the Longhorns that has seen Texas pick up commitment after commitment over the last six weeks. Umanmielen gives Texas 15 commitments overall, with 10 of those coming in the months of June, July and the early part of August.

In landing Umanmielen, Texas wins what was a hotly-contested recruiting battle over Texas A&M and Oklahoma. Early in the process, it was the Longhorns who were creating the most buzz. Texas A&M surged into the lead earlier this spring, only to have the three-team race even out this summer and then see the Longhorns surge towards the finish line. Umanmielen said he made the decision to commit to Texas on Sunday and made the call to the UT coaches on Monday.

“Texas always been a school since they offered, I’ve been there so many times. I’ve kind of always felt I was meant to go there,” Umanmielen said. “I’ll go to A&M and I’ll love the defense, love the players. But when I’m there, it doesn’t feel like that’s where I’m supposed to be. Coach (Oscar) Giles and I have a great relationship. And I talked to Peter (Mpagi), and he told me if do everything well and be perfect, I can have all-American stats at Texas and first-round draft pick stats.”

Umanmielen said Texas really began to solidify its standing as the top school in his mind a few weeks ago. It wasn’t necessarily anything Texas A&M did wrong, he said. It was more the level of comfort he felt at Texas.

“Everything was good at A&M. I guess Texas was just the school that was in my heart,” Umanmielen said.

The 6-4, 234-pound Umanmielen, out of Manor, broke the news to the UT staff on Monday afternoon, causing a wave of celebrations in the Texas football offices.

“I had FaceTimed coach (Tom) Herman. Coach Herman was just pumped up. They didn’t know it was coming,” Umanmielen said. “He was happy, he was yelling, but then he got quiet because they were having position meetings.

“It started hitting me probably just a few weeks ago in my head. I was going through it. I was really considering A&M because I love their defense, have a good relationship with the players. I liked Texas and A&M m evenly, but would rather go to a place where I feel at home. I feel more at home at Texas.”

A four-star prospect, Umanmielen becomes the Longhorns’ third defensive line commitment, joining Vernon Broughton and Van Fillinger. He’s Texas’ second commitment of the week, joining Lufkin safety Jerrin Thompson.

 

43 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Where was that fuckstick Aggy who posted that ranking without comment back in June? 

Omg Oscar Giles IS Calton. 


Given your past identification challenges, how do you feel about this post?
4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Texas always been a school since they offered

Hard to argue with that...

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Hard to argue with that...

It sounds like he is sensibly concerned that A&M may not be a school much longer, at least not in the traditional academic sense of the word.

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Given your past identification challenges, how do you feel about this post?

 

Fuckin great

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Where was that fuckstick Aggy who posted that ranking without comment back in June? 

They've been getting roasted for days

7 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

OB quotes from Princely

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It was an unexpectedly exciting Monday for Texas Longhorn fans, with defensive end Princely Umanmielen announcing on Twitter that he has given Texas a verbal commitment.

The pledge from Umanmielen continues an amazing recruiting run for the Longhorns that has seen Texas pick up commitment after commitment over the last six weeks. Umanmielen gives Texas 15 commitments overall, with 10 of those coming in the months of June, July and the early part of August.

In landing Umanmielen, Texas wins what was a hotly-contested recruiting battle over Texas A&M and Oklahoma. Early in the process, it was the Longhorns who were creating the most buzz. Texas A&M surged into the lead earlier this spring, only to have the three-team race even out this summer and then see the Longhorns surge towards the finish line. Umanmielen said he made the decision to commit to Texas on Sunday and made the call to the UT coaches on Monday.

“Texas always been a school since they offered, I’ve been there so many times. I’ve kind of always felt I was meant to go there,” Umanmielen said. “I’ll go to A&M and I’ll love the defense, love the players. But when I’m there, it doesn’t feel like that’s where I’m supposed to be. Coach (Oscar) Giles and I have a great relationship. And I talked to Peter (Mpagi), and he told me if do everything well and be perfect, I can have all-American stats at Texas and first-round draft pick stats.”

Umanmielen said Texas really began to solidify its standing as the top school in his mind a few weeks ago. It wasn’t necessarily anything Texas A&M did wrong, he said. It was more the level of comfort he felt at Texas.

“Everything was good at A&M. I guess Texas was just the school that was in my heart,” Umanmielen said.

The 6-4, 234-pound Umanmielen, out of Manor, broke the news to the UT staff on Monday afternoon, causing a wave of celebrations in the Texas football offices.

“I had FaceTimed coach (Tom) Herman. Coach Herman was just pumped up. They didn’t know it was coming,” Umanmielen said. “He was happy, he was yelling, but then he got quiet because they were having position meetings.

“It started hitting me probably just a few weeks ago in my head. I was going through it. I was really considering A&M because I love their defense, have a good relationship with the players. I liked Texas and A&M m evenly, but would rather go to a place where I feel at home. I feel more at home at Texas.”

A four-star prospect, Umanmielen becomes the Longhorns’ third defensive line commitment, joining Vernon Broughton and Van Fillinger. He’s Texas’ second commitment of the week, joining Lufkin safety Jerrin Thompson.

 

That’s gold.  Princely just gave aggy the it’s not you, it’s me break up line.  Lol!

2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

What's the volleyball story?

Just like the tractor story, but different 

5 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

 

Who is it?

He's been getting CB'd to aggy for like a week straight, even more coming after Jerrin committed. Gotta be them 

6 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

 

Who is it?

I'm going to guess A&M, because the last eleventy-billion CBs have also been for A&M.

Collins retweeted Umanmielen's commitment.  Noted since Collins rarely posts on twitter.

Yeah, there is no way in hell the past 2 weeks or so of commitments werent planned/timed.

 

absolutely amazing job by herman and staff

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Demetric Warren with the Texas CB for Quentin Johnston.

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My boner can only last so long. 

10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Demetric Warren with the Texas CB for Quentin Johnston.

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Is it too much to hope that he's acting off of something concrete he's heard? No one else has been bold enough to CB QJ anywhere so far in his recruitment.

Are the Rivals updated rankings coming out this week?  I need a Broughton bumped to 5* and Fillinger and Karic bumped to 4*'s for more aggy tears.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Are the Rivals updated rankings coming out this week?  I need a Broughton bumped to 5* and Fillinger and Karic bumped to 4*'s for more aggy tears.

Top 10 was dropped today, so I believe so.

Just now, jdhorn92 said:

Rivals has our '20 class pretty low at 16.  What gives?

lol rivals

I can't wait to see the spin cock smoker Billy Liucci puts out there after losing out on Princely who they thought would commit to the aggy over OU as their chief competitor for his commitment. Eaton seems primed to commit to Texas in the near future and the aggy thought they had him in the bag too. I recall Billy Liucci talking about how Herman couldn't reel in top instate talent and had to go out of state for commitments, what a fucking joke and a fraud that clown is.

Rivals has our '20 class pretty low at 16.  What gives?

Looks like no one got around to grading corners yet and Bijan is a 4*. Will be curious to see the update. Bijan killed it at their camp. So did broughton.
Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:


Looks like no one got around to grading corners yet and Bijan is a 4*. Will be curious to see the update. Bijan killed it at their camp. So did broughton.

Yeah and they have Pouncey as a 3*

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Ain't no panic like a mid-summer panic, 

cause a mid-summer panic don't stop. 

22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Is it too much to hope that he's acting off of something concrete he's heard? No one else has been bold enough to CB QJ anywhere so far in his recruitment.

No, he’s ahead of the curve here. 

Wiltfong with the typical hedge on QJ.

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I think that there is optimism around Longhorns sources but as of recently nobody was sleeping on TCU.

 

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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Wiltfong with the typical hedge on QJ.

 

Texas. Soon. Ban me if I’m wrong. 

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