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Just now, lazygringo said:

Didn't see any ball skills displayed in his highlights, personally. What were you watching?

I'll tell you what I wasn't watching: a 160-170 pound defensive back who can magically bulk up into a 220 lb linebacker / box safety

And you don't need to have elite ball skills to be a good cornerback.

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1 minute ago, lazygringo said:

Didn't see any ball skills displayed in his highlights, personally. What were you watching?

You're talking about Ethan Pouncey? You have to get like 4 mins into his film to get to a play that isn't an INT

3 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Didn't see any ball skills displayed in his highlights, personally. What were you watching?

You have to be confusing him with Jerrin Thompson (who doesn't have great ball skills). Pouncey's hudl is wall-to-wall INTs.

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18 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

It's just getting to the point where it's impossible to justify committing to A&M over Texas. They don't have any personality. They aren't getting the talent needed to win. And dudes are starting to realize that. Coming to Texas is more fun.

Wait.  You don't think "Come here and be part of the #106 ranked passing defense and even that is overrated because we play so many bad QBs" is an attractive pitch to DBs?

2 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Wait.  You don't think "Come here and be part of the #106 ranked passing defense and even that is overrated because we play so many bad QBs" is an attractive pitch to DBs?

Only 23 teams worse than aggy.

Two things stand out in Pouncey's highlights

1. His legs are so skinny you can barely see them on the film.

2. Winter Park High School has one of the most annoying fans/parents I've ever heard.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Also, if this turns out well for us, Super K just dragged his nuts across the Texas recruiting sphere. What a week he's having.

Super K has been far and away the bets Texas 9.95er since he started covering texas.

1 hour ago, lazygringo said:

I definitely take Eaton. He projects as a CB and I see Pouncey as more of a CTJ replacement/LB/Nickel type.

We need to stock up on corners. We need to build some depth there.

Alford is my favorite DB in this class, has been from the very beginning. He named his Hudl highlights "DBU Junior $ZN" back on 1/3/19. Has felt like a Horn to me all along.

It's just getting to the point where it's impossible to justify committing to A&M over Texas. They don't have any personality. They aren't getting the talent needed to win. And dudes are starting to realize that. Coming to Texas is more fun.

 

1 hour ago, lazygringo said:

Didn't see any ball skills displayed in his highlights, personally. What were you watching?

 

54 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Hmm, yeah, y'all are right. Thanks for that link. The timing of his commitment and his highlights here threw me off, made me think he was a CTJ replacement. 

https://247sports.com/Video/Ethan-Pouncey-Winter-Park-2018-Season-Highlights-9268659/

Well now I'm fuckin' excited.

Lulz. This makes your Caldwell hot takes on the football board hat much funnier. 

Sometimes kids end up not getting it done, but here's what I've got for potential early enrollees

Hudson Card

Logan Parr

Jake Majors

Ja'Quinden Jackson

Vernon Broughton

Princely Umanmielen

Xavion Alford

Bryson Washington

Zach Evans

 

Majors getting in and learning to play center is big for him potentially being a starter there his second year. The staff getting an extra semester to try and figure out what exactly Ja'Quinden is nice; I personally would use him in short yardage like freshman Tebow while bringing him slowly along, but he could also be an elite linebacker or WR. I bet if Texas lands Alford, they start him at corner for the first semester like they did with Sterns, before moving him to safety. 

I'm sure the person/people who spend money to get these screenshots consider it well-spent to give us laughs to watch him spew horseshit to the cult.

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Everyone, say hi to Liucci.

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“That uber-tool Bazer hasn’t broken a scoop since he entered the business.”

😂😂😂

@OnAComputer

The best part of all this is Liucci is in full meltdown mode. Normally he’s busy spinning but he’s angry tonight. 

Hilarious after all the shit he talked about Herman and Texas. They broke him tonight. 

34 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Looch is just a bit insecure.

yep.

and nm.

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37 minutes ago, Fud said:

Sometimes kids end up not getting it done, but here's what I've got for potential early enrollees

Hudson Card

Logan Parr

Jake Majors

Ja'Quinden Jackson

Vernon Broughton

Princely Umanmielen

Xavion Alford

Bryson Washington

Zach Evans

 

Majors getting in and learning to play center is big for him potentially being a starter there his second year. The staff getting an extra semester to try and figure out what exactly Ja'Quinden is nice; I personally would use him in short yardage like freshman Tebow while bringing him slowly along, but he could also be an elite linebacker or WR. I bet if Texas lands Alford, they start him at corner for the first semester like they did with Sterns, before moving him to safety. 

If Majors is starting his second year (meaning redshirt freshman) something has gone wrong.

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Looch tears probably taste the best of all Aggy tears.  Granted they contain herpes from his time receiving Johnny footballs game balls. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Everyone, say hi to Liucci.

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Hi Looch! My sources confirmed this for you.

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Everyone, say hi to Liucci.

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Hi Billy!!!!  EAT A DICK, BILLY!!!

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Careful Billy, you fat tub of lard, lest you end up like this again:

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Hey billy boy, man up, pull your panties outta your snatch. It will be okay.
Now go home and get your fucking shine box!

13 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Rivals was good.  15 years ago.  It’s a joke now.  

serious question, were they really that good or was there just no competition? 

Two things stand out in Pouncey's highlights

2. Winter Park High School has one of the most annoying fans/parents I've ever heard.


It’s basically the Highland Park equivalent of Orlando

11 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Nah. Liucci is kind of melting right now per Frenzy's twitter page. Saying they need to win the Princely and Alford type battles. 

 

Spoiler

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they also conveniently forget this article came out and is being used against them I am sure (for good reason)

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2841875-the-mess-jimbo-left-inside-fsus-fall-and-willie-taggarts-plan-to-rise-again

but sure. it is the White Live Matter thing from a couple of years ago!

Will Bazier calls EJ a douche...

Lucci calls Will Bazier an uber tool...

Keep your chin pubes up, Looch. Remember your motto. 

Dont care, got Jimbo. 

Have to think that Looch Monster took personal offense to @OnAComputer referencing the TexGags Brandon Jones documentary...rubbing salt in wounds and what not. Hence, Looch resorting to fighting words.

Will Bazier calls EJ a douche...
Lucci calls Will Bazier an uber tool...

The ‘ol $9.95er cage match...eeeerrrr....slap fight!
8 hours ago, George Clooney said:

Looch is just a bit insecure.

You would be too if your face looked like that.

Just now, Machinator said:

 

Picking up his burnt orange F250. /texags 

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Me, last night, with your mom.

It's piss.

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

Everyone, say hi to Liucci.

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We aren't haters. Its that we don't understand why aggys talk so much trash when the horns have been in more championship games in the last 13 years than your team has finished in the top 3 in their DIVISION in the last 20. 

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Hi Billy!!!!  EAT A DICK, BILLY!!!

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True story:

My youngest son (who is 11) was watching the last Texas vs aggy game last week with me.  He had never seen the game through its entirety so he was really into as if it was live.  When ol’ Billy boy flashes across the screen, my son busts out laughing.  He says what’s wrong Aggie, are you afraid we are gonna hurt your boyfriend by tackling him too hard?  

I just laughed, and told him that his boyfriend was on the team until the next year and played qb.  Oh let me guess, Johnny foozeball?  Now I hate that guy, what a doofus.

i just laughed, and replied yes Colt you’re right.

10 hours ago, thepop said:

If Majors is starting his second year (meaning redshirt freshman) something has gone wrong.

I disagree 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Gronk and James Holzhauer had a baby 

10 hours ago, Fud said:

Ja'Quinden is nice; I personally would use him in short yardage like freshman Tebow while bringing him slowly along, but he could also be an elite linebacker or WR.

I feel like I’m in the minority here but I think card ends up at receiver or backup qb.  JQJ is a huge phenom athlete with a cannon and he throws darts.  I think he’s a better qb than he gets credit for here.  herman will want the ball in his hands every play as soon as he’s ready.  

Just now, futureman said:

I feel like I’m in the minority here but I think card ends up at receiver or backup qb.  JQJ is a huge phenom athlete with a cannon and he throws darts.  I think he’s a better qb than he gets credit for here.  herman will want the ball in his hands every play as soon as he’s ready.  

He’d make us one of the best short yardage teams in the country if you put him in for those situations  

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