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I don't think Rivals really knows Texas high school football very well. All Texas high school players seem to be pretty undervalued by them.

They're going to retaliate and it's going to fail miserably, and they'll look like fools. So, nothing new.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Suchomel with Texas pick for Alford.

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9 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

I don't think Rivals really knows Texas high school football very well. All Texas high school players seem to be pretty undervalued by them.

Careful there. They had Marques Caldwell rated much higher than 247.

Is there some way to force @closetojumping's rep to max using the admin controls after this signing day? For this contribution he deserves infinite rep and the Edward R Murrow Award.

18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Suchomel with Texas pick for Alford.

Brauninger is about to shit two Taylor Hamms.

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2 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Is there some way to force @closetojumping's rep to max using the admin controls after this signing day? For this contribution he deserves infinite rep and the Edward R Murrow Award.

you just make sure he is happy with the blowjob you are giving him

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

you just make sure he is happy with the blowjob you are giving him

The volleyball story making its way as far as it did earned a little praise.

3 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

The volleyball story making its way as far as it did earned a little praise.

we got a talented motherfucker here. can type with ctj's dick in his mouth!

The volleyball story is the perfect encapsulation of all things 9.95.

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The best part was Wells told the story, and followed it up with “and that’s the kind of aggression you’re looking for in football players”.

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Careful there. They had Marques Caldwell rated much higher than 247.

Meh. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

For now. If the Rivals250 that comes out tomorrow is just as janky, the changes could be bigger.

Fuckity fuck fuck

#peopledontforget
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

That DE with dual-sport dreams from Arizona, Jason Harris, whom A&M is pinning their hopes and dreams on, dropped out of the 250.

I think you have Harris's that play defensive end mixed up. Aggy is banking on the former Miami commit that reclassified.

https://247sports.com/Player/Donell-Harris-46048344/

18 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I think you have Harris's that play defensive end mixed up. Aggy is banking on the former Miami commit that reclassified.

https://247sports.com/Player/Donell-Harris-46048344/

Oooh, challenging the boy. Bold move. 

Still love this guy as a 6’4 200 lb defensive end, but prince dorbah is a tweener as a LB for us. 

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Damn you, Macklin

35 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

I don't think Rivals really knows Texas high school football very well. All Texas high school players seem to be pretty undervalued by them.

 See my post yeaterday about this exact topic. They’ve had every class of ours since 2013 below the composite, but the majority of years had aggy’s classes well above the composite, so it seems to be more of a UT-specific thing, which would make sense with Farrel being their main ratings guy and them now having an SEC a homer as their Texas regional guy. 

39 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

How could Jimbo get spiked in the face with a volleyball if the pool was 5’ deep?

He was on Terry Price’s shoulders.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The best part was Wells told the story, and followed it up with “and that’s the kind of aggression you’re looking for in football players”.

Wait. So Wells actually told it as if he believes it’s a true story? lulz.

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

So, Collins, Garth, Crawford and Pouncey don’t even make the top 250, and Majors is a better prospect than JQJ.

Ok.

Give us ~25 players a year who are as good as JQJ and we will win shit every year, regardless of rankings.  

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oooh, challenging the boy. Bold move. 

Still love this guy as a 6’4 200 lb defensive end, but prince dorbah is a tweeter as a LB for us. 

Disagree. Dorbah is not nearly active enough on Twitter to be this class’s primary tweeter at LB. we really need a Tunmise-type talent for that role.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

That DE with dual-sport dreams from Arizona, Jason Harris, whom A&M is pinning their hopes and dreams on, dropped out of the 250.

 

11 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I think you have Harris's that play defensive end mixed up. Aggy is banking on the former Miami commit that reclassified.

https://247sports.com/Player/Donell-Harris-46048344/

Well that’s just great. Katfid’s posting history is infecting our bot’s AI.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Justin Wells just told the volleyball story on Austin radio.

I have been traveling and out of the loop. This is the thing we just made up to see how far it would spread, right? 

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I have been traveling and out of the loop. This is the thing we just made up to see how far it would spread, right? 

Negative. It was the story Aggy was trying to keep under wraps because Jimbo’s a megalomaniac for ignoring a recruit after being spiked in the face 

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I have been traveling and out of the loop. This is the thing we just made up to see how far it would spread, right? 

Excuse me, sir, but that story is 169% true.

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Disagree. Dorbah is not nearly active enough on Twitter to be this class’s primary tweeter at LB. we really need a Tunmise-type talent for that role.

 

Well that’s just great. Katfid’s posting history is infecting our bot’s AI.

We just landed 4i Princely. Our twitter activity should increase. Tunmjse is off twitter for the season so I think his status will really drop anyways. 

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Negative. It was the story Aggy was trying to keep under wraps because Jimbo’s a megalomaniac for ignoring a recruit after being spiked in the face 

Wow. It’s actually true? That’s absolutely beautiful. 

Just now, Newy25 said:

Wow. It’s actually true? That’s absolutely beautiful. 

Justin Wells sock confirmed.

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The best part was Wells told the story, and followed it up with “and that’s the kind of aggression you’re looking for in football players”.


Wait a minute ... Wells told the story as if it is true i.e. as if he believes it?

I want to see some reporter ask Jimbo about it.

Just now, ioueleventybilliondollars said:

Did he report this completely true insider story as a true story on radio or did treat like a rumor?

yes

Jimbo was just tired after stroking all those 3's on the bball court.


Wait a minute ... Wells told the story as if it is true i.e. as if he believes it?

I want to see some reporter ask Jimbo about it.

He said something like “now I can’t confirm that this is true, but...” and then treated it like something that is 100% true.
48 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

we got a talented motherfucker here. can type with ctj's dick in his mouth!

Giving him too much credit, ctj is putting the cherry on top his brojob.

18 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Jimbo was just tired after stroking all those 3's on the bball court.

Huh, that’s explains why they get so much 3* bread

Y’all know that if we ever play ATM while Princely is on the team, this story is going to surface. I pray it happens. 

42 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 See my post yeaterday about this exact topic. They’ve had every class of ours since 2013 below the composite, but the majority of years had aggy’s classes well above the composite, so it seems to be more of a UT-specific thing, which would make sense with Farrel being their main ratings guy and them now having an SEC a homer as their Texas regional guy. 

He was on Terry Price’s shoulders.

Wait. So Wells actually told it as if he believes it’s a true story? lulz.

 

27 minutes ago, ioueleventybilliondollars said:

Did he report this completely true insider story as a true story on radio or did treat like a rumor?

about like redfive said.  admitted it was unconfirmed but treated it as a  little insider tidbit. 

There's a rumor swirling that Texas A&M will discontinue the volleyball program in response to this story. 

Nobody has proven that it did not happen. In fact, aggy has not even denied the story. Certainly they would have denied it by now if it weren't true. Given the lack of denial, and the lack of any counter evidence showing otherwise, it's obviously factual - the volleyball was indeed spiked off of Ritz Bits' face. The little cracker did indeed have a troubling temper tantrum afterward.  This was all detailed in reports on The Horn radio and reported on 247. Deal with it. 

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

you just make sure he is happy with the blowjob you are giving him

Maintain eye contact 

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Suchomel with Texas pick for Alford.

Roach still hunkered down in cubicle, agonizing over Alford CB. 

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about like redfive said.  admitted it was unconfirmed but treated it as a  little insider tidbit. 

Was also kind of strange because he made it seem like Princely was already a horn commit and spiked it to turn other recruits.... or something? That was how I heard it anyway.
16 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Y’all know that if we ever play ATM while Princely is on the team, this story is going to surface. I pray it happens. 

oh and college game day can be there, since it will be the first time in howevermanyyears, and we can have all of the college game day signs with Princely's face pasted on top of Slider from Top Gun in the volleyball scene. 

59 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Wait. So Wells actually told it as if he believes it’s a true story? lulz.

He's playing along 

On 8/12/2019 at 3:57 PM, golfclap said:

time to hit TA and aggy247 ... 

 

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TSRH

30 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Y’all know that if we ever play ATM while Princely is on the team, this story is going to surface. I pray it happens. 

Fuck that. I never want to play those morons again.

23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Nobody has proven that it did not happen. In fact, aggy has not even denied the story. Certainly they would have denied it by now if it weren't true. Given the lack of denial, and the lack of any counter evidence showing otherwise, it's obviously factual - the volleyball was indeed spiked off of Ritz Bits' face. The little cracker did indeed have a troubling temper tantrum afterward.  This was all detailed in reports on The Horn radio and reported on 247. Deal with it. 

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