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Demas is going to be great/a problem he’s Randy Moss jr.

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1 minute ago, Sandlot said:

Demas is going to be great/a problem he’s Randy Moss jr.

A. yes

B. If Randy Moss was 6'1

3 minutes ago, Sandlot said:

Demas is going to be great/a problem he’s Randy Moss jr.

He's that dumb and immature? How many kids does he already have? Does he buy weed by the brick? Is he almost 6'5 now?

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4 minutes ago, Sandlot said:

Demas is going to be great/a problem he’s Randy Moss jr.

But fortunately, not our problem.

Just now, Goodman said:

He's that dumb and immature? How many kids does he have already? Does he buy weed by the brick? Is he almost 6'5 now?

He’s a big explosive athlete just like Randy Moss and with his wing span/ jumping ability he might as well be 6’5. And chill out on the “dumb” remark.

1 minute ago, Sandlot said:

He’s a big explosive athlete just like Randy Moss and with his wing span/ jumping ability he might as well be 6’5. And chill out on the “dumb” remark.

College Randy Moss was no rocket surgeon

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

But fortunately, not our problem.

When I say that he’s going to be a problem, it basically means he’s going to be great.

2 minutes ago, Sandlot said:

And chill out on the “dumb” remark.

 He was talking about Moss, not Demas. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

College Randy Moss was no rocket surgeon

And I’m sure he wasn’t “dumb” either.

1 minute ago, Bear19 said:

 He was talking about Moss, not Demas. 

I know. 

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Just now, Sandlot said:

And I’m sure he wasn’t “dumb” either.

If you fuck up free rides at both Notre Dame and Florida State because you can’t follow rules and get your shit together, you’re a fucking idiot. 

Demas may not even be eligible to play his senior year of high school  Demas is who we thought he was, but if you want to crown him, go ahead and crown his ass.  

9 minutes ago, Sandlot said:

He’s a big explosive athlete just like Randy Moss and with his wing span/ jumping ability he might as well be 6’5. And chill out on the “dumb” remark.

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2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Demas may not even be eligible to play his senior year of high school  Demas is who we thought he was, but if you want to crown him, go ahead and crown his ass.  

So will he have to sit this year, or will they let him off the hook?

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

So will he have to sit this year, or will they let him off the hook?

He will sit out or go to some private school if he wants to play. With the report of IMG having tutors doing kids school work and taking SAT/ACT's it'll at least get him ready for Texas Agriculture & Mechanical since he will not have to attend a single class in person to gain his degree.

8 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

If you fuck up free rides at both Notre Dame and Florida State because you can’t follow rules and get your shit together, you’re a fucking idiot. 

Bad decision don’t mean you’re dumb. 

2 minutes ago, Goodman said:

He will sit out or go to some private school if he wants to play. With the report of IMG having tutors doing kids school work and taking SAT/ACT's it'll at least get him ready for Texas Agriculture & Mechanical since he will not have to attend a single class in person to gain his degree.

I think you missed the reference. 

8 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

If you fuck up free rides at both Notre Dame and Florida State because you can’t follow rules and get your shit together, you’re a fucking idiot. 

Lazy take. 

Just now, Sandlot said:

Bad decision don’t mean you’re dumb. 

I guess we define dumb differently. Repeated bad decisions that get you kicked out of school - TWICE - is fucking idiotic. 

5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Lazy take. 

Maybe you have some stellar test scores I’m not privy to? Is it lazy of me not to dig up his SAT scores or his IQ? Is it not fair to observe a pattern of self-destructive behavior and think the mother fucker was stupid for actively taking measures to potentially ruin his life? 

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4 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Is randy moss dumb talk not going away

Ey, dejalo quieto guapito. El vato no entiende la cirugía de cohetes. 

7 hours ago, satyanash said:

Eric Nahlin on changes he would make to Texas' recruiting approach:

I’ve been complaining about those first two paragraphs for a while. Glad to see some one else feels the same way.

1 hour ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

It's from the byu campus television channel.  YouTube channel is C-Team or some shit like that.   Occasionally they are pretty damn funny.  This is one of their good ones.

 

1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

In my experience, Jesuit schools stop taking transfers after Soph year. Exceptions would probably be made if transferring from another Jesuit school

I guarantee that there are plenty of self-important private schools in the San Antonio area who would gladly enroll him an hour before their first game.  

29 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Is randy moss dumb talk not going away

Since this is the thread to talk Bout Mossy Moss, I will say that the 30 for 30 on him was awesome and greatly changed my opinion of him.  

Carry on.

37 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Maybe you have some stellar test scores I’m not privy to? Is it lazy of me not to dig up his SAT scores or his IQ? Is it not fair to observe a pattern of self-destructive behavior and think the mother fucker was stupid for actively taking measures to potentially ruin his life? 

his Wonderlic was a 12. the average janitor scores a 14. dude was very lucky to be athletic.

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35 minutes ago, jinx said:

I will say that the 30 for 30 on him was awesome and greatly changed my opinion of him. 

Same.

5 hours ago, GRHorn said:

I will give credit to Roach for something. He does appear to get out and see more players in person than the others. 

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse . . .

1 hour ago, Sandlot said:

with his wing span/ jumping ability he might as well be 6’5. 

That makes no sense. And he seems dumb. 

3 hours ago, Sandlot said:

Bad decision don’t mean you’re dumb. 

What about poor grammar?

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4 hours ago, Bevo said:

Princely was kind of a luxury take if you assume Collins is onboard. If our class is full and someone like Ringo wants in, Princely could put himself in an unfortunate position. Anyway, Giles is on the case so no worries.

Herman isn't going to process Princely to make room for Ringo or anyone else. The 25 and 85-man limits aren't an issue this year anyway.

I’m just waiting for Demas to do the inevitable transfer to IMG and then watch the recruiting wars heat up for his services...

Look, I don't mind y'all hating on Randy Moss, but could you at least use a less hateful word than "dumb"? It's offensive and hurtful. Maybe try like "silly head" or something.

7 hours ago, Chili dog said:

If you fuck up free rides at both Notre Dame and Florida State because you can’t follow rules and get your shit together, you’re a fucking idiot. 

1.  First thing he did was beat the shit out of a racist who was messing with his friend.  Second was weed, not necessarily things that make you dumb at 18.

2.  Maybe he was playing 4d chess because either of those colleges had shitty QBs at the time while Marshall had Chad Pennington

8 hours ago, randygilman said:

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The end of lazy recruiting and evaluation by Texas is the end of TCU and Baylor. Especially Baylor where their entire existence recently was based solely on our inability to identify players properly in state. 

Jalen Reagor should have lived in an orange house. 

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13 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Look, I don't mind y'all hating on Randy Moss, but could you at least use a less hateful word than "dumb"? It's offensive and hurtful. Maybe try like "silly head" or something.

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard today. I know, it’s early.

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard today. I know, it’s early.

Stop it you dumb silly head

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3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard today. I know, it’s early.

Sarcasm meter fuzzy in the AM?

The end of lazy recruiting and evaluation by Texas is the end of TCU and Baylor. Especially Baylor where their entire existence recently was based solely on our inability to identify players properly in state. 
Jalen Reagor should have lived in an orange house. 


They tried and failed to get Reagor, for whatever reason, but ya your point still stands.

If you besmirch the great Randy Moss, you're probably a miserable loser who sucks at parties

Demas is great, and is probably the best prospect in the state. Too bad for him he's going to Jimbo's offense that sucks at highlighting talented receivers. Unless he ends up at IMG with a conveyer belt of bags from Georgia, Bama, and the Florida schools arriving to his dorm. 

8 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

I’ve been complaining about those first two paragraphs for a while. Glad to see some one else feels the same way.

I think you $9.95ers should get together and craft a recruiting handbook. You could then take it and present it to Tom Herman and crew and really teach them something about how it all should be done. I think they’d really appreciate seeing the end result after some real pros get their mitts on the process. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think you $9.95ers should get together and craft a recruiting handbook. You could then take it and present it to Tom Herman and crew and really teach them something about how it all should be done. I think they’d really appreciate seeing the end result after some real pros get their mitts on the process. 

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13 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Although Johnston showed up to practice decked out in all burnt orange and singing "The Eyes of Texas", I'm not quite ready to put in a crystal ball pick for Texas.

...but what shirt was he wearing to college day at school?

(ducks)

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Johnston just got Fong'd to Texas.

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