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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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3 hours ago, maninblack said:

That was one of the worst games I've ever seen. 

It was after that game that we had some recruitniks advocating that we keep Charlie Strong as head coach for recruiting purposes but allow other coaches to manage the game prep and game day duties. You see, Charlie was the Mack Brown antidote and the suggestion was made without a hint of irony.

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Brian Philips  with a Texas CB for Alford. At least we got the confidence of a Utah St insider. 

Obviously Van Fillinger informed him we are getting Alford.

1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

I'll see you and raise that shitstorm in Stillwater. 

 

 

War stories. Battle tested. Burnt orange blood.  You know, guys that change the world.  

James Jones changed the world but that doesn't mean we need to relive it.

13 minutes ago, Fud said:

Positional rankings should have

Looks like a bunch of small movement for rest of the state.

Crawford up from #57 to #50 in-state.  Guys like Collins, Garth, Eaton, and Umanmielen all moved up a couple spots.

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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like a bunch of small movement for rest of the state.

Crawford up from #57 to #50 in-state.  Guys like Collins, Garth, Eaton, and Umanmielen all moved up a couple spots.

Lets be honest - Rivals is too fucking lazy to actually pretend to give a shit about rankings outside of the top 100.

4 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Wide's sister and husband went to ATM.  When I want to get her husband spun up, which is every single time I can, his come back every time to start things off is"  A&M is the only Texas school in the SEC"

It's like a tick with them.  They get triggered and spit this out like a parrot on a stick.  

To aggy, secsec is Heaven.  Any place else is....well,  Hell.  They are in Heaven, and don't understand why all recruits don't want to be apart of this.  They sell sec's other teams sending players to the NFL, and that's it...in a nutshell.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

To aggy, secsec validation is Heaven.  Any place else is....well,  Hell. reality

FIFY

Random recruiting question

How many times recently has Texas signed a prospect from the same high school four out of five years?

20 minutes ago, Fud said:

Random recruiting question

How many times recently has Texas signed a prospect from the same high school four out of five years?

If we sign Q Johnston, that would 4 years out of 5 with a Temple kid and if Card in 20 and McRee in 21 both stick, that would be 4 years of a Lake Travis kid in 5 years.

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Brian Philips  with a Texas CB for Alford. At least we got the confidence of a Utah St insider. 

He's got legit Aggie connections.

Rivals reclassified Bijan to an APB

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Arguably the biggest discussion of the position rankings was where  Bijan Robinson fits among the top two or three running backs. Eventually, the decision was made to make Robinson No. 1 — among all-purpose backs. It’s a testament to the new Texas commitment’s versatility and the fact that he doesn’t have to come off the field regardless of the situation. He’s a huge get for the Longhorns and should thrive in Tom Herman’s offense.

Edit: It gets weirder - Ty Jordan is the #24 ranked RB for rivals, not listed as an APB

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2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Also, did we pass on Parker Braun's little brother, or was there just no mutual interest?

He was a Georgia/Florida lock

Out of the 17 in-state kids I have in Texas' class right now, ESPN has 8 of them ranked the lowest, Rivals has 6, and 247 has 3. 

The biggest discrepancy between two sites is ESPN having Jake Majors at 11th in the state, and 247 having him at 71st. 

247 seems to be the most steady, although they have a couple of headscratchers like still having Broughton at 25th in the state

13 hours ago, Bevo said:

What about poor grammar?

Nope.

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Rivals reclassified Bijan to an APB

Edit: It gets weirder - Ty Jordan is the #24 ranked RB for rivals, not listed as an APB

They don’t know who the fuck Ty Jordan is. 

Just now, nycHorn said:


Deleted.

"All booked up, huh? *side eye emoji*

-Carrington's twitter

"All booked up, huh? *side eye emoji*
-Carrington's twitter

Was that in response to another tweet?
Just now, nycHorn said:


Was that in response to another tweet?

It's Evans.. Jawja is done at RB with Milton already there..

 

 

jk

1 minute ago, nycHorn said:


Was that in response to another tweet?

No obvious response or subtweet to anything. Who knows?

Was the tweet deleted?

Could simply mean people thought we were finished at a certain position but we got another one.

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Could be laughing at aggy.

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

Could simply mean people thought we were finished at a certain position but we got another one.

would Collins be too optimistic?

Just now, art_____vandelay said:

would Collins be too optimistic?

It's Gary.  

Just now, AugieBall said:

It's Gary.  

Gary Collins?  Don't know him, I'm not familiar. 

Carrington understands that we have a page quota to meet on this thread.

Just now, Machinator said:

Carrington understands that we have a page quota to meet on this thread.

Shouldn’t be a problem at the rate we’re going.

6 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Shouldn’t be a problem at the rate we’re going.

Come on man. It's like a no hitter.  You don't speak about it while we're rolling.

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"All booked up, huh? *side eye emoji*

-Carrington's twitter

Looch couldn't score a ticket to the back-to-school sheep mixer at the Fiji house in the station

2 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

Come on man. It's like a no hitter.  You don't speak about it while we're rolling.

Joke’s on you. I just generated three more posts with that comment.

31 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Johnston kind of reminds me of Roy Williams.  Maybe not quite as fast, but can really jump and moves like Roy did.

11 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

Come on man. It's like a no hitter.  You don't speak about it while we're rolling.

Why don't OU coaches like baseball?

No hitter sounds like an impossible behavior standard.

Thank you. Thank you. Don't forget to tip your server. I'll be here all week.

14 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

Come on man. It's like a no hitter.  You don't speak about it while we're rolling.

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3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Why don't OU coaches like baseball?

No hitter sounds like an impossible behavior standard.

Thank you. Thank you. Don't forget to tip your server. I'll be here all week.

However, aggy (especially their coach and spouse) likes to use the bullpen.

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36 minutes ago, Fico said:

Gary Collins?  Don't know him, I'm not familiar. 

Big-time TV guest actor in the 1970's.

Married Miss America Mary Ann Mobley.

Arrested for driving a motor home while drunk.

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26 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

However, aggy (especially their coach and spouse) likes to use the bullpen.

When Jimbo was her starter (really more of a setup man) you can see why she'd feel the need for 3-4 "situational relievers" some nights.

2 hours ago, Fud said:

He was a Georgia/Florida lock

The line on him was Florida Georgia

13 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Big-time TV guest actor in the 1970's.

Married Miss America Mary Ann Mobley.

Arrested for driving a motor home while drunk.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, imagine having a few drinks in your own home and the police come busting in you. Why? Because unlike the fancy homes owned by judges and prosecutors, yours has a steering wheel 

31 minutes ago, sunset87 said:

Johnston kind of reminds me of Roy Williams.  Maybe not quite as fast, but can really jump and moves like Roy did.

Johnston's clearly an athletic freak. Roy Williams is perhaps too bold a comparison. Roy high jumped 6'10" in high school, had a 40" vertical, and also ran a 10.3 100m. Roy was also about 20 lbs heavier. So he's like Roy Williams, but not as big, fast, strong, or able to jump as high.

11 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

When Jimbo was her starter (really more of a setup man) you can see why she'd feel the need for 3-4 "situational relievers" some nights.

Jimbo was the ball boy, cleaning up fly balls.

4 minutes ago, derp said:

Johnston's clearly an athletic freak. Roy Williams is perhaps too bold a comparison. Roy high jumped 6'10" in high school, had a 40" vertical, and also ran a 10.3 100m. Roy was also about 20 lbs heavier. So he's like Roy Williams, but not as big, fast, strong, or able to jump as high.

wasn’t it reported in this thread that QJ jumped 7’?

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