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#HoustontoAustin. The University of Texas never lost H-Town.

52 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Coin flip.

Multiple endings to the video have been made.

He should be bumped up to a 5 star for seamlessly fitting Young Jeezy and Phil Collins in his video.

Someone who is good with Gifs needs to take the end of the Scott Sterling volleyball video where he's getting nailed in the face over and over again and replace the guys hitting the balls with all the head-to-head recruiting wins...  Broughton, Princely, Alford, etc.

Our Houston commits need to be talking to Josh White everyday.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Our Houston commits need to be talking to Josh White everyday.

It's a good idea, but I think the Texas-LSU game result will speak the loudest in his recruitment.

13 minutes ago, CB'sGotMeLit said:

 

I love that “Brauny” was there for part of the filming, assuming he was all Aggy. 

He should be bumped up to a 5 star for seamlessly fitting Young Jeezy and Phil Collins in his video.

I’m gonna say you guys have never listened to the Meek Mill Championships album

Lol Adidas must be hating this #3stripelife

 

Edited by texifornia

Just now, texifornia said:

Lol Adidas must be hating this #3stripelife

 

Was that Ro Simon in Alford's video?

12 minutes ago, Richter said:

Someone who is good with Gifs needs to take the end of the Scott Sterling volleyball video where he's getting nailed in the face over and over again and replace the guys hitting the balls with all the head-to-head recruiting wins...  Broughton, Princely, Alford, etc.

I have a version of this ready to go for when a certain commit drops

Edited by Bodacious Bevo

1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I made a version of this yesterday, just waiting for a certain commit to drop

Too bad they didn't do it together, but we can wait a week

 

Dude, just cut and paste the url into the giant text box.

Edited by HtownHorn

5 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I have a version of this ready to go for when a certain commit drops

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Find it hard to believe, but maybe Roach knows something.

 

 

He knows something, he just knew it a week after folks here told everyone what was happening. 

22 minutes ago, billy_bats said:

Find it hard to believe, but maybe Roach knows something.

 

 

He probably hit a button to see what it do and accidentally posted it.

Actual update is likely: "I'm hearing we could have some good news, bad news, or no news with a potential target in the top 5,000,000 nationally. Situation is fluid."

1 hour ago, Richter said:

Whoa, subtle, but his video just confirmed that we also got Collins.  They played his dad's song.

The voice singing at the end of the video is actually Chris Thompson, Jr. 

Silent flip confirmed. 

12 minutes ago, derp said:

He probably hit a button to see what it do and accidentally posted it.

Actual update is likely: "I'm hearing we could have some good news, bad news, or no news with a potential target in the top 5,000,000 nationally. Situation is fluid as aggie tears."

FIFY.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

It seems to have gone pretty far in the longhorn twittersphere - 25 retweets, but none from the huge UT twitter accounts yet - the biggest one is probably reddit longhornation 

TomTheHerman should RT it, maybe I'll DM him. lol

 

 

Edited by sith_horn

If Texas lands Johnston, Jordan, Eaton, Collins, LVB and Josh White, the composite score (287.17) would be pretty close to last year's (287.69).

12 minutes ago, fellside said:

If Texas lands Johnston, Jordan, Eaton, Collins, LVB and Josh White, the composite score (287.17) would be pretty close to last year's (287.69).

We're probably not getting LVBS, are we?

Just now, Beau Vine said:

We're probably not getting LVBS, are we?

Hopefully as our 2nd ( and last ) WR take for this class.

9 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

TCU tears today with aggy tears. 

guessing this means he notified the TCU staff. expecting a bat signal from carrington shortly.

17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hopefully as our 2nd ( and last ) WR take for this class.

Unless we get Jaxon, of course.

Special, special, special. If QJ does indeed become a Horn this offense gets a whole different dimension, the straw that stirs the drink.  Can't wait to see Temple play this year. 

31 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

TCU tears today with aggy tears. 

Can a brother get some Jeremy Clark tears pleaseandthankyou

30 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

TCU tears today with aggy tears. 

The Crystal Ball deal is about the dumbest thing ever associated with following recruiting, but the fact that all these homers are somehow compelled to take it seriously enough that they are forced to self-flagellate on a regular basis makes it so damn hilarious. I can't imagine how excruciating it must be for Jeremy Clark or any of those aggy dipshits to crystal ball some of these kids to Texas. As far as I can tell, it's the only real value that the CB gives.

Never tweet at recruits, but:

 

Edited by texifornia

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