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I’m betting on the latter. 
Probably.

Just think someone that spends spring break on campus probably got some feels for the fit.

I think we have a puncher's chance to close him.
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3 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Ringo, Collins, Flowe and JSN. This class is going to be lit.

You are. 

1 minute ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Probably.

Just think someone that spends spring break on campus probably got some feels for the fit.

I think we have a puncher's chance to close him.

Bryant Westbrook being his position coach can’t hurt. 

19 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

You fools. He could just go through California and then sail around Cape Horn. That's only one state, just like getting to Texas.

Bruh!  Do you even Panama Canal?

The recruiting news this month has been so good and the kool-aid so sweet that I am genuinely disappointed when I refresh the topic listings and there aren't any new replies.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

-Looking good for Eaton, Jordan, and Collins. Look, Collins will actually have to visit somewhere besides Austin before I get too concerned.

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35 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Good point. In fact, if he heads south through Nogales he can go through zero states and reach Georgia.

 

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I don't know. Estados might still count.

 

24 minutes ago, Plorant said:

Bruh!  Do you even Panama Canal?

texifornia gets it, also I was defending against the other definition of state being used against me (i.e., a nation). Clearly my method utilizes only international waters once outside of United States territory.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

 

 

texifornia gets it, also I was defending against the other definition of state being used against me (i.e., a nation). Clearly my method utilizes only international waters once outside of United States territory.

Fucking rules. This is worse than math proofs.

41 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It is kind of amazing how often this thread turns into a geography thread. 

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

You fools. He could just go through California and then sail around Cape Horn. That's only one state, just like getting to Texas.

sailing the drake passage isn’t for rookies. 

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm getting the feeling my joke got lost in translation somewhere around the Cumberland Gap.

Well yeah, because your joke took the southern route bypassing Kentucky.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm getting the feeling my joke got lost in translation somewhere around the Cumberland Gap.

I’m not joking when I say I got lost trying to translate what your mom was screaming when she was feeling me in her gap.

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm getting the feeling my joke got lost in translation somewhere around the Cumberland Gap.

 

5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Well yeah, because your joke took the southern route bypassing Kentucky.

Should have taken a left at Albuquerque.

3 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Should have taken a left at Albuquerque.

Or Silsbee. (That's still in the Baltimore metro area, you know.)

9 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’m not joking when I say I got lost trying to translate what your mom was screaming when she was feeling me in her gap.

Sounds like this?

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15 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Or Silsbee. (That's still in the Baltimore metro area, you know.)

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-Along those same lines, I'd be putting Ringo on cloudy. Georgia might win it, but they can't just do whatever the fuck they want with impunity. You don't tug on Sabanman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off of the ol'Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Jim(bo).


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49 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Sounds like this?

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We going back to ranking hot 90s/early 2000s actresses (#teamStiles) or cheese talk? 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

He can cut it down to four with a bit of effort: New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas/Missouri, Tennessee

Still more than Texas

Colorado, Kansas, Missourah, Tennessee.  Got to make use of the 4 corners.

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Dameyune Craig got shitfaced and had to be ubered home. The potato salad apparently sat out too long and anyone who had some regretted it almost immediately. Players were negative recruiting. Balls to the face. Terry Price pulled up draft results on his phone and several guys pointed out that Texas had more defenders drafted in the last 7 years than ATM and he got pissed off. 

You are a softballin' motherfucker, texifornia, and I dig that about you.

My first thought was nah, he´s gotta be just kidding, but...  what the hell, he was nails on the factual volleyball thing!  

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Dameyune Craig got shitfaced and had to be ubered home. The potato salad apparently sat out too long and anyone who had some regretted it almost immediately. Players were negative recruiting. Balls to the face. Terry Price pulled up draft results on his phone and several guys pointed out that Texas had more defenders drafted in the last 7 years than ATM and he got pissed off. 

You are a softballin' motherfucker, texifornia, and I dig that about you.

This will make its rounds on the $9.95 boards by the end of the week.

9 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

This will make its rounds on the $9.95 boards by the end of the week.

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3 hours ago, Texas Flood said:

 


Is there room after Demas, Wilson, Jaxon?

 

What part of errbody don’t you understand?

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Re: that point, have you heard anything about how they so comprehensively fucked up that pool party (wild volleyball games aside)?

Pretty sure it was the Baby Ruth in the pool that made things go south!

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Dameyune Craig got shitfaced and had to be ubered home. The potato salad apparently sat out too long and anyone who had some regretted it almost immediately. Players were negative recruiting. Balls to the face. Terry Price pulled up draft results on his phone and several guys pointed out that Texas had more defenders drafted in the last 7 years than ATM and he got pissed off. 

You are a softballin' motherfucker, texifornia, and I dig that about you.

Aaannnnddd they had the party at a fucking apartment complex.

4 hours ago, TexasToast said:

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What the fuck is happening here?

This is the best gif I've seen on Surly. I dare any of y'all to top this.

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2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

This is the best gif I've seen on Surly. I dare any of y'all to top this.

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12 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've never bought the idea of Ringo to Georgia, anyway. Nobody in their right mind would move that many states away.

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10 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:


Ringo needs to decide if he wants a brotherhood of culture built on sweat and strain or a brotherhood of mercenaries.

 

 

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is this a Hank Scorpio sock?

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10 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It is kind of amazing how often this thread turns into a geography thread. 

Not really given how many geography experts there are on this board.  

8 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Not really given how many geography experts there are on this board.  

I have practically no knowledge of geography, so naturally I'm one of the experts on this board.

11 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Not really given how many geography experts there are on this board.  

Geography isn't a particular expertise of Surly, but with most here being talented and knowledgeable in practically every subject matter, not much slips through the cracks.

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm getting the feeling my joke got lost in translation somewhere around the Cumberland Gap.

Im waiting for Wagon Wheel to breakout....everyone now, "Johnson City, Tennessee...."

21 minutes ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Geography isn't a particular expertise of Surly, but with most here being talented and knowledgeable in practically every subject matter, not much slips through the cracks.

We’ve all slipped through your mom’s crack.

41 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Im waiting for Wagon Wheel to breakout....everyone now, "Johnson City, Tennessee...."

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6 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

This is the best gif I've seen on Surly. I dare any of y'all to top this.

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7 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

This is the best gif I've seen on Surly. I dare any of y'all to top this.

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