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29 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah well jimbo is breathing down our neck and we’re just sitting around doing nothing with our dick in our hand.

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Sonny Corleone knew how to solve that problem.

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39 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah well jimbo is breathing down our neck and we’re just sitting around doing nothing with our dick in our hand.  we don’t win championships by not getting commits.  

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40 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah well jimbo is breathing down our neck and we’re just sitting around doing nothing with our dick in our hand.  we don’t win championships by not getting commits.  

futureman meaningfully says stupid shit and sarcastically says stupid shit.  the problem is that we cannot determine the times he's being sarcastic vs the times he's being an idiot.  the line is ever so thin.

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

futureman meaningfully says stupid shit and sarcastically says stupid shit.  the problem is that we cannot determine the times he's being sarcastic vs the times he's being an idiot.  the line is ever so thin.

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

I still think he’s being sarcastic.


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4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

that's actually funny.  again i don't know if you're channeling your bill-from-sinton or are continuing the bit.

43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's not Sonny.

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On 6/24/2019 at 3:53 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

*Yawn* 

Wake me up in February after Texas has a great season and Herman has the #4 ranked recruiting class in the country .....



Since this thread is dragging, allow my awesome self to quote myself from two months ago.  You may all bow down in deference and genuflect now.  Unbelievers!  😁

It's not February yet asshole. Get your ass back in bed. 

On 8/21/2019 at 3:37 AM, thepop said:

Piccadilly line?

Who's in for a game of Mornington Crescent?

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Since this thread is dragging, allow my awesome self to quote myself from two months ago.  You may all bow down in deference and genuflect now.  Unbelievers!  😁

Wake me up when we sign Evans, Ringo, Ransom, Waddle, Demas, Moses and Gary.

21 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that's actually funny.  again i don't know if you're channeling your bill-from-sinton or are continuing the bit.

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39 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that's actually funny.  again i don't know if you're channeling your bill-from-sinton or are continuing the bit.

Hook 'em high like an eagle soars -- or something like that

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Corleone knew how to solve that problem.

 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That's not Sonny.

Obviously. But Sonny made sure he didn’t come out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands.

I’m shocked that an obvious Italian like yourself doesn’t know the classics.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

I don’t get you. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Hook 'em high like an eagle soars -- or something like that

Two diff people I believe

12 hours ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Not surprising given how his last conversation went with the aggy head man.

 

According to Vernon, the fish aren't biting.  An "intimate" day of fishing and horseback riding??

18 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Not necessarily recruiting related, but funny nonetheless.
 

I knew Tom and his wife had a threesome with Courtney!

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

Well, I heard Herman was busy trying on his new box of Nike Longhorn socks.

17 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who is she?

Hilary Duff.

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Hook 'em high like an eagle soars -- or something like that

Focusness. You no has it.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

I have laurels?

Just now, JFKFC said:

I have laurels?

And a hearty handshake.

5 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


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lol that's great - TFT!

5 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I hate literally all of your posts.

You need to put that idiot on ignore like the rest of us did and stop quoting him. 

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hook 'em high like an eagle soars -- or something like that

I thought Bill in Sinton was all about the focus and focusness.

17 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You need to put that idiot on ignore like the rest of us did and stop quoting him. 

why are you angry, brown man?

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

why are you angry, brown man?

Hey stop posting so people don't quote you anymore.

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Hey stop posting so people don't quote you anymore.

nah

Nothing personal Mo.  Once was enough.  Twice was overkill.

 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Not necessarily recruiting related, but funny nonetheless.
 

She was great in Summer School.

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Snotrocket cried over my last post.

That snot funny.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

And Chairman of the Bored.

Melrose Place as well

5 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

I knew Tom and his wife had a threesome with Courtney!

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8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

high fuck yeah GIF

I don't know, there may be a little Zach in there. OTOH, if Zach found out and got pissed, it would make for an entertaining podcast.

She should get her sister Gina to kick his ass.

Hot sports opinion: futureman is funny and y'all flipping out is half the reason why.

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Not necessarily recruiting related, but funny nonetheless.



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6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Hot sports opinion: futureman is funny and y'all flipping out is half the reason why.

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