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24 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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22 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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30 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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37 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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51 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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59 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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59 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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1 hour ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 


Are we being puncked?
1 hour ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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11 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Why do you think we have to wait in the waiting room for at least an hour every time we have an appointment?

Goddamned right. You will fucking wait while I get my aggy tears by the bucketful

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1 hour ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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9 hours ago, NoName said:

assuming he is an actual doctor he thinks he is going to be one of

1) DC

2) Podiatrist 

3) DDS

because seemingly every doctor hates those dudes.

Only hate DC’s. They’re pure frauds. DPM’s are great. I get a ton of PAD referrals for vascular interventions from them. None of us wanted to look at nasty ass teef, so ambivalent about dentists. Good lifestyle though. 

1 hour ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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4 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Doctor, doctor, gimme the (recruiting) news. 

Doctor, doctor...it hurts when I do this...

2 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 
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2 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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2 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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2 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

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3 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

In your opinion, why are boobs good? 

I can't believe I voluntarily read this thread.

11 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I can't believe I voluntarily read this thread.

It became involuntary when you signed up.

6 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Running backs are worth every scholarship that the university provides them. They are immensely popular with fans throughout Texas and they typically connect with teammates extremely well.  They may not always be the most durable players, but when healthy they are one of the most important positions on the team. Herman appears to be confident in their abilities when he sends them out on the field. 

What's your opinion on quarterbacks?

30 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

JFC, this thread is shit.

yeah but airplane talk is off limits.  

this shit’s ok, though.  great stuff all around. 

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

Rumor is that Mookie Cooper got kicked out of his high school.

His mom posted this:

 

If he did get kicked out of school, seems more probable that he was a problem than "people working against him."  Defending your kid is human nature, but, blaming others when your kid screws up is terrible parenting.

3 hours ago, ShowMeALoss said:

What's your opinion on quarterbacks?

Quarterbacks get the pick of the litter when it pertains to pussy.

4 hours ago, ShowMeALoss said:

What's your opinion on quarterbacks?

Sometimes teammates don’t attend their birthday parties.

20 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

If he did get kicked out of school, seems more probable that he was a problem than "people working against him."  Defending your kid is human nature, but, blaming others when your kid screws up is terrible parenting.

I mean, it's pretty obvious Tom and Michelle stopped snorting coke and ruining other people's lives just long enough to get this great young man and future Buckeye kicked out out of school.  /zach and his merry band of tosu dipshit followers

19 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Only work 14-15 days/month. Burnout rate goes way up after that. Tired, depressed, substance-abusing, suicidal physicians don't tend to provide good care.

They make great drinking buddies though.

13 hours ago, Machinator said:

Rumor is that Mookie Cooper got kicked out of his high school.

His mom posted this:

 

Great attitude there by his mom, assuming that the rumor is true. Instead of "my son is really sorry and he knows he messed up bad. He'll be working hard on making up for his mistakes," we get "it's other people's fault - there's so many of them working against poor Mookie."

I mean, what do you have to do to get straight up kicked out of school? I have no knowledge of the situation or anything, but it doesn't seem like a great look from Mookie's mother.

edit: CBHorn beat me to it.

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19 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Has anyone read Hudson Card's palm yet?

The print is too small.

11 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I have no knowledge of the situation or anything

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2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

fify

If firsthand knowledge was required to post in this thread, there wouldn't be anything here except doctor talk and discussion of European airports.

10 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

If firsthand knowledge was required to post in this thread, there wouldn't be anything here except doctor talk and discussion of European airports.

that's pretty damn fair. 

This thread often reaches the lofty heights of Texags when somebody misspells a word. Hysteria ensues. 

This is why the Strangers with Candi thread is better than the Texas thread. Less compulsion to post constantly. 

Leave your basement, cubicle, corner office, examination room, cockpit, or wherever you are and talk to some real people every once in awhile. We'll all be better for it.

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Leave your basement, cubicle, corner office, examination room, cockpit, or wherever you are and talk to some real people every once in awhile. We'll all be better for it.

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Sorry to get off topic, but does anyone know when is the CTJ race for the Surly jacket?

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4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Sorry to get off topic, but does anyone know when is the CTJ race for the Surly jacket?

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Let me win, but if I can't win, let me be brave in the attempt.

No need to apologize. This is important, and on topic. 

3 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

No need to apologize. This is important, and on topic. 

When a thread is this convoluted is it possible for anything to be off topic?

If the bot started reading Surly last week, he’d probably post recruiting info in the cloak room. 

If he did get kicked out of school, seems more probable that he was a problem than "people working against him."  Defending your kid is human nature, but, blaming others when your kid screws up is terrible parenting.


Gonna go out on a limb and say that most kids who get kicked out of school probably weren’t well-parented to begin with. Why would you expect something different here?
5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 


Gonna go out on a limb and say that most kids who get kicked out of school probably weren’t well-parented to begin with. Why would you expect something different here?

 

Not that either was kicked out, but look at the McCoy brothers for a great Case study in how parenting is only one factor in how young men comport themselves.

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