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So, somehow Kelee is older than his mom?  Surly medical experts, how do you explain that?

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2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 So is it just Mom that is visiting? 

Do you consider Dallas to be an extension of the UT Austin campus?

Alright travel/airport experts. Which airline is she flying with now?

That’s a delta scarf.
2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 So is it just Mom that is visiting? 

That's who the staff needs to impress..  I'm sure Big Red is the one that greeted her in Dallas

No one is visiting... She was at DFW and made a post with stuffed Bevo saying she's in Longhorn territory, much the same way I've "been to Switzerland" because of a 3.5 hour layover at Zurich-Kloten 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Do you consider Dallas to be an extension of the UT Austin campus?

I... didn’t look closely. 

7 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

No one is visiting... She was at DFW and made a post with stuffed Bevo saying she's in Longhorn territory, much the same way I've "been to Switzerland" because of a 3.5 hour layover at Zurich-Kloten 

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Doesn't sound like a place I want to visit, he and his winery can fuck off and die. 

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11 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


That’s a delta scarf.

Nah, it's American.

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Bryant Westbrook being inducted into the Longhorn Hall of Honor this Friday can’t hurt. Ring-him-in...

Delta already is making Austin a focus city; with the other two Big 3 airlines owning DFW and Houston, they would be wise to eventually plant a hub in Austin to secure their share of CenTex travel growth... Herman playing 4D chess with Kirby?

 

38 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

No one is visiting... She was at DFW and made a post with stuffed Bevo saying she's in Longhorn territory, much the same way I've "been to Switzerland" because of a 3.5 hour layover at Zurich-Kloten 

This hits close to home as I have visited Dakar, Senegal under similar circumstances.

1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

Delta already is making Austin a focus city; with the other two Big 3 airlines owning DFW and Houston, they would be wise to eventually plant a hub in Austin to secure their share of CenTex travel growth... Herman playing 4D chess with Kirby?

 

Every time someone brings up our coach playing chess, I immediately think of Charlie Strong. So many of us thought he was playing chess while recruiting. In hindsight, he was playing patty cake in the mirror. That’s why he said the cake was baked.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Any kind of visits.

Even non-visits?

Just now, MoJames said:

Even non-visits?

Non-visits are only allowed when priests can’t find young male souls which need saving. Or is that nun-visits? I can’t remember...

2 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Every time someone brings up our coach playing chess, I immediately think of Charlie Strong. So many of us thought he was playing chess while recruiting. In hindsight, he was playing patty cake in the mirror. That’s why he said the cake was baked.

Hindsight is 20/20... I also thought he was taking his time to get the mental evals just right.  Perception and narrative are extremely powerful concepts 

15 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Even non-visits?

I wish he was visiting, but Saguaro HS playing Cathedral Catholic Saturday afternoon in San Diego tells me no.

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Ms. Tralee, Señor Chingo loves you! 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Doesn't sound like a place I want to visit, he and his winery can fuck off and die. 

I thought the mom jeans would make him less douchey.  But nope.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

airport talk not going away

What's worse?:

  • pretentious travelling to Europe airport talk
  • pretentious what kind of doctor are you talk
1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Looks like AA

Maybe at Step 2, realizing a greater force can restore your sanity? 

2 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

So, somehow Kelee is older than his mom?  Surly medical experts, how do you explain that?

Black don't crack. /Holiday Inn

3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Black don't crack. /Holiday Inn

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8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

What's worse?:

  • pretentious travelling to Europe airport talk
  • pretentious what kind of doctor are you talk

Definitely doctor talk... traveling is mainstream these days

Can we get our BMD's from Southwest to hire a new manager based out of Austin?

1 hour ago, squeegeedegg said:

No one is visiting... She was at DFW and made a post with stuffed Bevo saying she's in Longhorn territory, much the same way I've "been to Switzerland" because of a 3.5 hour layover at Zurich-Kloten 

 

You are harshin' my buzz, dude.

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Just don't call me Shirley.

Roger, Roger.

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Surly’s reaction to stud recruit mentions:

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We've got reserves...

I wish he was visiting, but Saguaro HS playing Cathedral Catholic Saturday afternoon in San Diego tells me no.

Oh shit. I’m going.
23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:


Oh shit. I’m going.

If I were you, I'd dress head to toe in Georgia gear, proceed to get fucking loaded, and direct racial slurs at the Sagurao team.

But that's me.

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31 minutes ago, Foosters said:

If I were you, I'd dress head to toe in Georgia gear, proceed to get fucking loaded, and direct racial slurs at the Sagurao team.

But that's me.

Did the Pedo Bear incident teach us nothing?!?

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

What's worse?:

  • pretentious travelling to Europe airport talk
  • pretentious what kind of doctor are you talk

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A doctor on an airplane!  This is my closing argument!

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17 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:


That’s a delta scarf.

It’s American as noted above, but you never know.  You never know.

I tried to fly United once, but they caught us and did not buy my story about wanting to have South Austin Mom join the Mile High Club.  :)

LB Antonio Doyle decommitted from Missouri today.  Has a Texas offer, no idea if he's interested.  Aggy thinks they are getting him.

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Sounds like Ty Jordan might drop soon. Super K made a post saying a source was confident that he'll commit today.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Sounds like Ty Jordan might drop soon. Super K made a post saying a source was confident that he'll commit today.

What a way to start the season with a feel good story!

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18 hours ago, Foosters said:

If I were you, I'd dress head to toe in Georgia gear, proceed to get fucking loaded, and direct racial slurs at the Sagurao team.

But that's me.

No, that's Figurelli.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

LB Antonio Doyle decommitted from Missouri today.  Has a Texas offer, no idea if he's interested.  Aggy thinks they are getting everyone.

 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

LB Antonio Doyle decommitted from Missouri today.  Has a Texas offer, no idea if he's interested.  Aggy thinks they are getting him.

Has he visited UT?

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Brace yourselves

 

If he picks us 90% of the crowd will start booing and doing the horns down.

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