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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Brace yourselves

 

"IF" Texas is this pick, any chance it's as LB since he plays it on defense and those highlights look better than WR?

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

"IF" Texas is this pick, any chance it's as LB since he plays it on defense and those highlights look better than WR?

Sure, if you like your LB starter kit to weigh in at 180 lbs. 

LVBS update from Greg Biggins: https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/LV-Bunkley-Shelton-will-cut-his-list-of-schools-down-to-six--134902940/

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Gardena (Calif.) Serra wide out LV Bunkley-Shelton is close to cutting his list.


Bunkley-Shelton, one of the nation’s top receiver prospects, said he’s hoping to cut his list down to six very shortly.


The athlete is currently rated the No. 194 prospect nationally in the 247Sports Composite and had a very good off-season. He has developed in to a national recruit and has the talent to play for anyone in the country. 


Bunkley-Shelton took several unofficial visits over the off-season and we know schools like Arizona State, Texas and Washington have all made a big impact on him. USC has been up and down on his list but is trending up and has picked up their recruitment of him over the last few months.


It’s probably a safe bet those four schools will crack his list and we’ll see who the last two schools are.


As for official visits, Bunkley-Shelton said he’s trying to lock up one to Texas right now.


“I wanted to try and take one to Texas for the Oklahoma game but it’s a neutral site game,” Bunkley-Shelton said. “I don’t think you’re allowed to take official visits but I definitely plan to get to Texas at some point and loved my visit there over the summer. That's the first one I'm trying to lock in.


“I had a great visit to Washington over the summer as well and I want to visit there for a game too. USC likes me on both sides of the ball and I’m comfortable with where my recruitment is at with them right now and my relationship with the coaches. I plan to take all my official visits in the fall and then commit at the All-American Bowl in January."

 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sure, if you like your LB starter kit to weigh in at 180 lbs. 

Sure, if he's good enough. Has 3 years for Yancy to get him ready, don't need him early at either position. 

 

Just now, Goodman said:

Sure, if he's good enough. Has 3 years for Yancy to get him ready, don't need him early at either position

 

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Additionally, that guy has to toss on 40 lbs just to get to the size to play B-backer, and that's the ONE LB position that we have zero problems finding in Texas. What we need are Rovers and Macs. You're talking 50-70 lbs to get to an ILB position.

Lets just make anthony cook a LB. He's good at tackling. There's a storied history of spinning up CBs to LBs. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Additionally, that guy has to toss on 40 lbs just to get to the size to play B-backer, and that's the ONE LB position that we have zero problems finding in Texas. What we need are Rovers and Macs. You're talking 50-70 lbs to get to an ILB position.

 

What are you talking about? In what world do we need Rovers and Macs playing at 250 lbs?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Additionally, that guy has to toss on 40 lbs just to get to the size to play B-backer, and that's the ONE LB position that we have zero problems finding in Texas. What we need are Rovers and Macs. You're talking 50-70 lbs to get to an ILB position.

Lets just make anthony cook a LB. He's good at tackling. There's a storied history of spinning up CBs to LBs. 

I think you've got your LB positions mixed up 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

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Additionally, that guy has to toss on 40 lbs just to get to the size to play B-backer, and that's the ONE LB position that we have zero problems finding in Texas. What we need are Rovers and Macs. You're talking 50-70 lbs to get to an ILB position.

Lets just make anthony cook a LB. He's good at tackling. There's a storied history of spinning up CBs to LBs. 

Has Cook gained experience at LB and grown to 6'3? Don't think Hester will be a LB here but 50lbs in 3 years, could be easy. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Additionally, that guy has to toss on 40 lbs just to get to the size to play B-backer, and that's the ONE LB position that we have zero problems finding in Texas. What we need are Rovers and Macs. You're talking 50-70 lbs to get to an ILB position.

Lets just make anthony cook a LB. He's good at tackling. There's a storied history of spinning up CBs to LBs. 

Why b-backer? Why not safety/lb hybrid or off the ball backer, if it's not WR? 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

What are you talking about? In what world do we need Rovers and Macs playing at 250 lbs?

I said 50-70 lbs. 

But I guess it's the world we live in, because when I looked at the weights of the LBS on our roster, guess what, they're in the 235-245 range. 

 

McCullough - 245 lbs
Mitchell - 240 lbs
Caleb Johnson 235

True Freshman Marcus Tillman: 230
True Freshman Dave Gbenda: 220

But you're right, I guess 245 is perfectly fine but 250 is fucking EGREGIOUS. 

3 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I think you've got your LB positions mixed up 

Entirely possible. 

Either way turning a 180 lb 6'3 WR into a linebacker seems...we'll go with "a stretch."

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I said 50-70 lbs. 

But I guess it's the world we live in, because when I looked at the weights of the LBS on our roster, guess what, they're in the 235-245 range. 

 

McCullough - 245 lbs
Mitchell - 240 lbs
Caleb Johnson 235

True Freshman Marcus Tillman: 230
True Freshman Dave Gbenda: 220

But you're right, I guess 245 is perfectly fine but 250 is fucking EGREGIOUS. 

What do you think Gary Johnson played at last season?

I don't think he'd have much trouble getting to a linebacker/safety hybrid weight in like one year on campus, or an off the ball backer weight in 2-3 years, but this might all be moot; has there been any word besides messageboarder speculation that we're taking him at anything but WR? 

Just now, Machinator said:

What do you think Gary Johnson played at last season?

235? 

Considering those are the current weights of our ILBs, are you saying you think Yancy is making them too big?

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I said 50-70 lbs. 

But I guess it's the world we live in, because when I looked at the weights of the LBS on our roster, guess what, they're in the 235-245 range. 

 

McCullough - 245 lbs
Mitchell - 240 lbs
Caleb Johnson 235

True Freshman Marcus Tillman: 230
True Freshman Dave Gbenda: 220

But you're right, I guess 245 is perfectly fine but 250 is fucking EGREGIOUS. 

Forget the exact numbers. 230 is appropriate for an ILB, 250 is probably not, but the issue is you have their roles reversed. ILBs should not be smaller than the BLBs. If we had a b-backer that was only 220 lbs there's no way they would hold up. 

If we're converting a WR it would make sense for them to fill in to the smaller LB role i.e. an ILB. 

E: Saw your second response, I do agree that recruiting Hester for that purpose is a stretch. 

Edited by Bodacious Bevo

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

Why b-backer? Why not safety/lb hybrid or off the ball backer, if it's not WR? 

I thought this was covered in the notion of "Players we don't currently have trouble finding and recruiting in Texas." 

Edited by SydneyCarton

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I don't think he'd have much trouble getting to a linebacker/safety hybrid weight in like one year on campus, or an off the ball backer weight in 2-3 years, but this might all be moot; has there been any word besides messageboarder speculation that we're taking him at anything but WR? 

Just trying to get to 1000 pages

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I don't think he'd have much trouble getting to a linebacker/safety hybrid weight in like one year on campus, or an off the ball backer weight in 2-3 years, but this might all be moot; has there been any word besides messageboarder speculation that we're taking him at anything but WR? 

No, it was an passing joke by one poster, me making another joke in response, and then Goodman strolling in with "This seems perfectly reasonable."

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I thought this was covered in the notion of "Players we don't currently have trouble finding and recruiting in Texas." 

You also said something about it taking 40 pounds to get to b-backer, but 50-70 to get to ILB. So I guess I'm not really sure what notions you're covering. 

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I said 50-70 lbs. 

But I guess it's the world we live in, because when I looked at the weights of the LBS on our roster, guess what, they're in the 235-245 range. 

 

McCullough - 245 lbs
Mitchell - 240 lbs
Caleb Johnson 235

True Freshman Marcus Tillman: 230
True Freshman Dave Gbenda: 220

But you're right, I guess 245 is perfectly fine but 250 is fucking EGREGIOUS. 

It's simple physics. Everyone knows that you lose .3 to .5 seconds off of every speed and agility measurable once you cross that threshold. At least that is what happened to me.. 

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

You also said something about it taking 40 pounds to get to b-backer, but 50-70 to get to ILB. So I guess I'm not really sure what notions you're covering. 

Apparently I brain farted my LB positions. 

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sure, if you like your LB starter kit to weigh in at 180 lbs. 

Wouldn't be shocked if Gary Johnson was 180 going into JUCO.

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

235? 

Considering those are the current weights of our ILBs, are you saying you think Yancy is making them too big?

Gary Johnson weighed 226 at the combine.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Wouldn't be shocked if Gary Johnson was 180 going into JUCO.

205 out of HS per 247.

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I think this thread gave me Lupus.

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3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I think this thread gave me Lupus.

Would you prefer a game of Who Wore It Better?

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Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Considering how well Casey Thompson is playing, I think they plan to move Sam to LB

/Lotushorn

Orlando did call Sam an honorary linebacker yesterday...

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Would you prefer a game of Who Wore It Better?

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Idris Elba every day of the week:

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Would you prefer a game of Who Wore It Better?

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or

 

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I'm straight, but it's Idris every time there, no?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I'm straight, but it's Idris every time there, no?

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm straight, but it's Idris every time there, no?

I mean, someone should ask Chrissy Tiegen. 

I'm just waiting for Katfid to tell everyone that Idris is the guy in the 2nd gif. 

For the Hester hating crowd, Wells appears to be hinting that he might not be a take 

Edited by Fud

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm just waiting for Katfid to tell everyone that Idris is the guy in the 2nd gif. 

I think you're projecting.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Would you prefer a game of Who Wore It Better?

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or

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Brace yourselves

 

When you hear JJ Hester committed: 

 

 

Edited by Hank Scorpio

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

If he picks us 90% of the crowd will start booing and doing the horns down.

If he picks us, 90% of Surly will start booing. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Additionally, that guy has to toss on 40 lbs just to get to the size to play B-backer, and that's the ONE LB position that we have zero problems finding in Texas. What we need are Rovers and Macs. You're talking 50-70 lbs to get to an ILB position.

Lets just make anthony cook a LB. He's good at tackling. There's a storied history of spinning up CBs to LBs. 

IMO, 3:30 on a Thursday seems a little early to be drunk off your ass, but you do you, man.

I’m sure you’ll be glad to learn that while your coherency takes a huge hit while drunk, somehow your grammar and typos get exponentially better. 

 

10 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

If he picks us, 90% of Surly will start booing. 

IMO, 3:30 on a Thursday seems a little early to be drunk off your ass, but you do you, man.

I’m sure you’ll be glad to learn that while your coherency takes a huge hit while drunk, somehow your grammar and typos get exponentially better. 

 

It's a keyboard versus a phone situation, sir. I wish I was fucking drunk. 

That’s actually the meanest thing he could possibly say 

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