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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

why do people pay for the garbage over there? CTJ, I didn't know you were Greg Davis, throws me for a loop since I've met you in person and you look so much different.

I can’t wait to see this upcoming foot-race. 

Edited by Casual Encounter
Btw, who is his celebrity look-a-like?

4 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

This is hilarious on so many different levels. 

It’s like an infinite reflection that has turned in on itself....

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

why do people pay for the garbage over there? CTJ, I didn't know you were Greg Davis, throws me for a loop since I've met you in person and you look so much different.

Oh sweet, sweet, naïve imma...

Good lord, I have no idea who ctj is in real life but I know for sure he isn’t Greg Davis. That’s ridiculous.

 

Edit: because I’m Greg Davis! Surprise!

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

@closetojumping will deny it but the cat is out of the bag now. 

Spot on.

I can see his post already and in response..

 

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Good lord. That is just utterly fucking bizarre. I've never "outed" myself and I value whatever semi-anonymity we're afforded on these boards. I lost my illusions about how safe any of us really are some time ago, and I hate that kind of shit accordingly. 

That considered, it's fun to remain rent-free inside the head of ol'LotusHorn. I don't want to delve too far into the mind of an imbecile, but I'm fairly sure he's hilariously and accidentally fucking up the troll job I forced SydneyCarton to pull off on Greg Davis years ago (and published on Shaggy). I still have the letter on Iowa Hawkeye letterhead that GD sent back to ol'Sydney thanking him for the high praise. That letter is framed and rests comfortably in my study, along with a laundry list of other souvenirs and artifacts from other trolling or absurd shit we've attempted or pulled off. 

 

Wait, wait, wait... LotusHorn claims to be a fucking scout? Well, why not? Who am I, Dick Lebeau, to contradict a notoriously inaccurate twatwaffle on the intertrons?

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That’s actually the meanest thing he could possibly say 

Nah, he could have called him Chip Brown

Just now, closetojumping said:

Good lord. That is just utterly fucking bizarre. I've never "outed" myself and I value whatever semi-anonymity we're afforded on these boards. I lost my illusions about how safe any of us really are some time ago, and I hate that kind of shit accordingly. 

That considered, it's fun to remain rent-free inside the head of ol'LotusHorn. I don't want to delve too far into the mind of an imbecile, but I'm fairly sure he's hilariously and accidentally fucking up the troll job I forced SydneyCarton to pull off on Greg Davis years ago (and published on Shaggy). I still have the letter on Iowa Hawkeye letterhead that GD sent back to ol'Sydney thanking him for the high praise. That letter is framed and rests comfortably in my study, along with a laundry list of other souvenirs and artifacts from other trolling or absurd shit we've attempted or pulled off. 

 

The old "send yourself a letter trick" huh?? Oldest trick in the book. Next you'll tell us you've solved the "Locked Room" Mystery.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Good lord. That is just utterly fucking bizarre. I've never "outed" myself and I value whatever semi-anonymity we're afforded on these boards. I lost my illusions about how safe any of us really are some time ago, and I hate that kind of shit accordingly. 

That considered, it's fun to remain rent-free inside the head of ol'LotusHorn. I don't want to delve too far into the mind of an imbecile, but I'm fairly sure he's hilariously and accidentally fucking up the troll job I forced SydneyCarton to pull off on Greg Davis years ago (and published on Shaggy). I still have the letter on Iowa Hawkeye letterhead that GD sent back to ol'Sydney thanking him for the high praise. That letter is framed and rests comfortably in my study, along with a laundry list of other souvenirs and artifacts from other trolling or absurd shit we've attempted or pulled off. 

 

ol'LotusHorn

Sounds like something a McNeese State grad would say. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Good lord. That is just utterly fucking bizarre. I've never "outed" myself and I value whatever semi-anonymity we're afforded on these boards. I lost my illusions about how safe any of us really are some time ago, and I hate that kind of shit accordingly. 

That considered, it's fun to remain rent-free inside the head of ol'LotusHorn. I don't want to delve too far into the mind of an imbecile, but I'm fairly sure he's hilariously and accidentally fucking up the troll job I forced SydneyCarton to pull off on Greg Davis years ago (and published on Shaggy). I still have the letter on Iowa Hawkeye letterhead that GD sent back to ol'Sydney thanking him for the high praise. That letter is framed and rests comfortably in my study, along with a laundry list of other souvenirs and artifacts from other trolling or absurd shit we've attempted or pulled off. 

 

If anyone needed to be doxed it is that motherfucker.

11 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

The old "send yourself a letter trick" huh?? Oldest trick in the book. Next you'll tell us you've solved the "Locked Room" Mystery.

His wager a couple years ago and subsequent choice of Greg Davis as the loser’s avatar makes so much sense  now...

Edited by Casual Encounter
I suck on phones... teed up

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Good lord. That is just utterly fucking bizarre. I've never "outed" myself and I value whatever semi-anonymity we're afforded on these boards. I lost my illusions about how safe any of us really are some time ago, and I hate that kind of shit accordingly. 

That considered, it's fun to remain rent-free inside the head of ol'LotusHorn. I don't want to delve too far into the mind of an imbecile, but I'm fairly sure he's hilariously and accidentally fucking up the troll job I forced SydneyCarton to pull off on Greg Davis years ago (and published on Shaggy). I still have the letter on Iowa Hawkeye letterhead that GD sent back to ol'Sydney thanking him for the high praise. That letter is framed and rests comfortably in my study, along with a laundry list of other souvenirs and artifacts from other trolling or absurd shit we've attempted or pulled off. 

 

Whatever Greg Davis

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Good lord. That is just utterly fucking bizarre. I've never "outed" myself and I value whatever semi-anonymity we're afforded on these boards. I lost my illusions about how safe any of us really are some time ago, and I hate that kind of shit accordingly. 

That considered, it's fun to remain rent-free inside the head of ol'LotusHorn. I don't want to delve too far into the mind of an imbecile, but I'm fairly sure he's hilariously and accidentally fucking up the troll job I forced SydneyCarton to pull off on Greg Davis years ago (and published on Shaggy). I still have the letter on Iowa Hawkeye letterhead that GD sent back to ol'Sydney thanking him for the high praise. That letter is framed and rests comfortably in my study, along with a laundry list of other souvenirs and artifacts from other trolling or absurd shit we've attempted or pulled off. 

 

It would have been very easy and convenient for say.. you Greg Davis, to urge Sydney to troll you in order for public sentiment to shift and you get run out of town the day after your Texas Public Employee retirement account hit full boat status. It would then have been very easy for.. you Greg Davis, to then line up a new job and in thanks send Sydney a letter on new letterhead with your signature. It would have been very easy, in fact, for.. you Greg Davis, to hand install and mount said letter and admire it often in the office of Sydney Carton. The reason you could admire it so often is because:

 

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Sydney Carton is none other than Kirk Ferentz.

 

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Edited by Vertigo

Remember when ctj and @maninblackmade a bet on the number of recruits we'd sign and the loser had to change his avatar to a picture of the winner for a year?

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Original troll scenario, including forced trolling of Shaggy here: http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/114929-The-Crucifixion-of-Greg-Davis

And, fuck it, I'm all-in on being Greg Davis. Back in Austin and rolling with my protege on the 40 acres, boys. Deal with it.

 

@SydneyCarton has the bubbly handwriting of an all-girl's middle school class treasurer.

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Good lord. That is just utterly fucking bizarre. I've never "outed" myself and I value whatever semi-anonymity we're afforded on these boards. I lost my illusions about how safe any of us really are some time ago, and I hate that kind of shit accordingly. 

That considered, it's fun to remain rent-free inside the head of ol'LotusHorn. I don't want to delve too far into the mind of an imbecile, but I'm fairly sure he's hilariously and accidentally fucking up the troll job I forced SydneyCarton to pull off on Greg Davis years ago (and published on Shaggy). I still have the letter on Iowa Hawkeye letterhead that GD sent back to ol'Sydney thanking him for the high praise. That letter is framed and rests comfortably in my study, along with a laundry list of other souvenirs and artifacts from other trolling or absurd shit we've attempted or pulled off. 

 

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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Fuck you for this.

 

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lol......I was looking for this.

I don't know if Lotus is a crafty and brilliant troll, an imbecile , or an imbecile troll.  Yeah, door number 3.

But.. I have to give credit where credit is due.  That little CTJ nugget that he dropped, was well played and will certainly garner some mileage on this board.

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@SydneyCarton has the bubbly handwriting of an all-girl's middle school class treasurer.

I had to sit down and spend quite an amount of time making that shit legible, sir. I’m sure this will come as a surprise to @Burt Macklin but I have the handwriting of a drunken, dyslexic 1970’s doctor with a severe palsy. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

I'll be participating in the LSU (100 yd?) tailgate race if CTJ = Gerg Davis is confirmed. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Good lord. That is just utterly fucking bizarre. I've never "outed" myself and I value whatever semi-anonymity we're afforded on these boards. I lost my illusions about how safe any of us really are some time ago, and I hate that kind of shit accordingly. 

That considered, it's fun to remain rent-free inside the head of ol'LotusHorn. I don't want to delve too far into the mind of an imbecile, but I'm fairly sure he's hilariously and accidentally fucking up the troll job I forced SydneyCarton to pull off on Greg Davis years ago (and published on Shaggy). I still have the letter on Iowa Hawkeye letterhead that GD sent back to ol'Sydney thanking him for the high praise. That letter is framed and rests comfortably in my study, along with a laundry list of other souvenirs and artifacts from other trolling or absurd shit we've attempted or pulled off. 

 

I already know you aren't GDGD because your post went further than 3 yards. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Original troll scenario, including forced trolling of Shaggy here: http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/114929-The-Crucifixion-of-Greg-Davis

And, fuck it, I'm all-in on being Greg Davis. Back in Austin and rolling with my protege on the 40 acres, boys. Deal with it.

 

Scrolled through every other page there but didn't see the gdgd letter. Care to share for your internet friends' enjoyment?

Edited by KYHorn

2 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Scrolled through every other page I there but didn't see the gdgd letter. Care to share for your internet friends' enjoyment?

Oh boy shittytexas.com got more activity today than it has in 12 months.

9 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Oh boy shittytexas.com got more activity today than it has in 12 months.

Right now 8badmofo is convinced his prediction that the football season would cause traffic there to go way up was right, it was just a year early. 

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Fuck you for this.

 

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Ironically, that graphic is actually a direct result of my existence. 

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Fuck you for this.

 

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Fuck aggy. DJ Monroe’s the 12th man

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Via TFloss, OBs is saying JJ Hester will choose Missouri.

Westcott Eberts article lamenting this key loss for Texas incoming...

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

What the fuck kind of name is Wescott?  

A cunt's name. 

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Via TFloss, OBs is saying JJ Hester will choose Missouri.

Sweeeeet. 

7 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

What the fuck kind of name is Wescott?  

I think it's Dutch

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

North Shore vs Katy coming on espnU in 5 mins in case anyone wanted to check in on . . .

Dameion George looking fat and slow-footed. Just got a holding call.

Zach Evans doing basically nothing and looking perfectly content while doing so. 

55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

So. Ty Jordan. Guess not today today then.

today tomorrow 

14 minutes ago, ImGolfn said:

This Hoff kid is intriguing from Katy.

Did they say where in South Carolina he came from?

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