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2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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thats my favorite denzel scene of all time! /katfid.

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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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    for you anything!  

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

I was under the impression that we were supposed to reserve our personal disdain for futureman.  Did I get that wrong?

I’d like to believe Surly is better than that.

We have more than enough personal disdain to attack multiple posters at a time. 

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’d like to believe Surly is better than that.

We have more than enough personal disdain to attack multiple posters at a time. 

You can only ride under one banner at a time. But none of those banners are lacking for traffic

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Probably way too much sunshine for your liking. They said Texas might do better than 6-6 this year. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I was under the impression that we were supposed to reserve our personal disdain for futureman.  Did I get that wrong?

where did this come from?  I think I’m pretty popular. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

where did this come from?  I think I’m pretty popular. 

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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

where did this come from?  I think I’m pretty popular. 

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2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Wait till you see Dwight McGlothern commit to Arkansas

Jesus Christ. Who would read that garbage? 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’d like to believe Surly is better than that.

We have more than enough personal disdain to attack multiple posters at a time. 

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24 minutes ago, futureman said:

where did this come from?  I think I’m pretty popular. 

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3 hours ago, Machinator said:

That's not even Wescott. The disease is spreading.

Did your neural net definitively determine that Cody Daniel (who's been Westcunt Jr for years) was the legendary poster cdt23?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I was under the impression that we were supposed to reserve our personal disdain for futureman.  Did I get that wrong?

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2 hours ago, satyanash said:

SIAP, did anyone check out Bobby Burton's new podcast The State of Recruiting? How was it?

 

If you had listened you could've possibly broken the news on Surly that Bryce isn't visiting for the game. I trust you won't make the same mistake twice. 

I don't know how much it's been discussed here, but the Evans rumors are legit. I don't think the exact length of punishment has been determined yet.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

where did this come from?  I think I’m pretty popular. 

Well, you're no H. Clay Murchison.

Plus you're fucking anal about your pool.

15 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Well, you're no H. Clay Murchison.

Plus you're fucking anal about your pool.

I always suspected that’s the only way he fucked.

2 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I always suspected that’s the only way he fucked.

whenever I’m with your mom. 

Just now, futureman said:

whenever I’m with your mom. 

I didn't realize your nickname for GlenInTheMailRoom was "mom." That's weird, but whatever works for you fiery lovers. 

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

O no what a big loss

 

 

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

That's not even Wescott. The disease is spreading.

 

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

God, having satyanash as the editor in chief of a UT blog that amazingly gets actual clicks and views is frustrating as shit. Maybe he'll  sell it to Liucci so we can get a more unbiased platform in place. 

I actually went to check out the site, all the commenters are just confused why BON is clueless in portraying this as a miss.

36 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I don't know how much it's been discussed here, but the Evans rumors are legit. I don't think the exact length of punishment has been determined yet.

Dbeasy right now.

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Are you saying a recruit with a history of bestiality isn't the weirdest part of the story you're teasing?

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Where u think aggy got the saying “gettin the red ass” from?

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I didn't realize your nickname for GlenInTheMailRoom was "mom." That's weird, but whatever works for you fiery lovers. 

You really shouldn’t throw stones when you walk around with CTJ’s dick in your mouth.

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

He suited up not playing..... NS only brought maybe 300 fans tonight....

Dbeasy right now.
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Ya this is putting a huge dent in my whole theory.

Zach Evans better listen to his brother or he is on the Marcus Dupree RB career path.  The Best That Never Was.

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Loic Fouonji last 2 weeks:

4 catches 167 yards 2 TDs

4 catches 114 yards 2 TDs (through 3 quarters)

I only mention because CTJ said he may be visiting this weekend. 

13 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Zach evans prolly gonna hire drew rosenhaus

With the XFL starting next year I could see that happening.

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TFB interviewed Princely. Skip to the last two sentences.

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5 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

TFB interviewed Princely. Skip to the last two sentences.

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I didn't watch Aggy vs San Marcos high school but did Jimbos nose look swollen or recently disfigured?

28 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

I didn't watch Aggy vs San Marcos high school but did Jimbos nose look swollen or recently disfigured?

Isn't that how his face always looks?

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 LAMO. None of the other online college football message boards will ever come close to the shit this site comes up with.

We’re through the looking glass here people. 

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This was the best quote I’ve ever received. I don’t think I’ll ever do better. Congrats @closetojumping

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

TFB interviewed Princely. Skip to the last two sentences.

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I've done a complete 180 Princely

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