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3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

JQJ highlights

First one is underthrown and last one looks like a pick in D1

 

29 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

See how that works.  They are already getting exposure.  They are down the street selling the SEC.  

Eh, if we win our own slate they just don't really matter. Look at the '21 class. 

I'd love the rivalry starting up again, but doing it at a soulless NFL stadium like NRG would take away the whole point of it.

Did we flip any rice commits as PWOs?

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What fuck happened in this thread? What’s been posted on these last 2-3 pages is one tiny hair’s width away from being on par with scat porn. 

Did someone unplug Machinator? Are there updates with our recruits this morning? Shit. 

Well if you're ever in Alief...

I'll see myself out. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Given the style of offense we play, my money is on him being our next QB. Thompson may start 2021 due to his experience but by the end of the year I bet it’s Jackson. 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Given the style of offense we play, my money is on him being our next QB. Thompson may start 2021 due to his experience but by the end of the year I bet it’s Jackson. 

I hear there is this guy named Roschon who is pretty decent.

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I hear there is this guy named Roschon who is pretty decent.

he’s the future at RB

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Given the style of offense we play, my money is on him being our next QB. Thompson may start 2021 due to his experience but by the end of the year I bet it’s Jackson. 

Wildcat shirt garage guy his freshman year, similar to what freshman Tebow did, then slowly add more to his plate 

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

Wildcat shirt garage guy his freshman year, similar to what freshman Tebow did, then slowly add more to his plate 

Have you even seen Card, my brother?

Y’all disrespecting my boy Hudson Card. Dude is gonna sling that bitch around and win a title.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Have you even seen Card, my brother?

I have. Do you have a point?

I don’t think Card even wants to be a Quarterback. If he did, he would enlarge his hands.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I hear there is this guy named Roschon who is pretty decent.

I think Roschon is a BAMF at RB and needs to stay there. 

Assuming Roschon stays at RB... Preston Stone would be nice in the 2021 class. I assume this is still a possibility? 

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1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Assuming Roschon stays at RB... Preston Stone would be nice in the 2021 class. I assume this is still a possibility? 

If he's half the primadonna/helicopter dad situation that's been rumored, there's no way in hell he'll be ok being viewed as the "other" QB in a class.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If he's half the primadonna/helicopter dad situation that's been rumored, there's no way in hell he'll be ok being viewed as the "other" QB in a class.

Fair enough. There are worse situations. See Aggy and Haynes King. 

25 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Assuming Roschon stays at RB... Preston Stone would be nice in the 2021 class. I assume this is still a possibility? 

Absolutely the fuck not. 

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41 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Assuming Roschon stays at RB... Preston Stone would be nice in the 2021 class. I assume this is still a possibility? 

You mean the guy who transferred to a pvt HS because they wouldn't hand him the QB job of the 3-time defending state champions? That guy?

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ty Jordan track times, please?

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-Longhorns-Football-Recruiting-West-Mesquite-running-back-Ty-Jordan-commits-to-Texas-134691031/

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Jordan torched the testing during The Opening Regional in Dallas during the spring. He recorded a 4.53 40-yard dash, 4.32 shuttle, and a 32.8 inch vertical. Jordan also logged a 10.52 100-meter time during the track and field season.

 

Ty Jordan track times, please?
100 Meters

2018 Outdoor1010.642019 Outdoor1110.52PR *

200 Meters

2018 Outdoor1022.06PR2019 Outdoor1122.94c

Long Jump

2018 Outdoor10'20' 10PR
46 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Assuming Roschon stays at RB... Preston Stone would be nice in the 2021 class. I assume this is still a possibility? 

Never go full futureman, BFLT.

4 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s the future at RB

As if anyone would know the future.

Oh,..... nevermind.

52 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Assuming Roschon stays at RB... Preston Stone would be nice in the 2021 class. I assume this is still a possibility? 

will be tough to pull him away from new mexico state. 

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

I think Roschon is a BAMF at RB and needs to stay there. 

So just to be clear, the two best running backs on the roster are a WR and a QB? And you will still feel he needs to stay there once Bijan hits campus and JWhit gets back from injury?

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Just now, Vertigo said:

So just to be clear, the three best running backs on the roster are a WR and two QBs?

Until next year. Think about how stacked we will be next year at RB. 

I went up to Duncanville for the game last night. Ja’Quinden Jackson was fun to watch in person. That kid knows how to win. Can’t wait to have him on campus. 

Drayton and Giles.....the Shake and Bake, Starsky and Hutch,  Magic man and El Diablo of the recruiting world.  Hell of a comeback gentlemen!  This class is stacked 

3 hours ago, Fud said:

I have. Do you have a point?

I have 2 points. First, there's no one like Card. He's like a bird the way he rides the wind! Second, my penis free-end is like an arrowhead that I could spear fish with if I was stuck naked with a hot chick on a deserted island.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I have 2 points. First, there's no one like Card. He's like a bird the way he rides the wind! Second, my penis free-end is like an arrowhead that I could spear fish with if I was stuck naked with a hot chick on a deserted island.

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23 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I have 2 points. First, there's no one like Card. He's like a bird the way he rides the wind! Second, my penis free-end is like an arrowhead that I could spear fish with if I was stuck naked with a hot chick on a deserted island.

DangerSnax???

Drayton and Giles.....the Shake and Bake, Starsky and Hutch,  Magic man and El Diablo of the recruiting world.  Hell of a comeback gentlemen!  This class is stacked 

When should we expect an Owens like bump for Karic?  How are Hayes and Anderson ranked so high and Karic isn't?  Karic looks just as athletic, if not more, than either of them.

11 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Drayton and Giles.....the Shake and Bake, Starsky and Hutch,  Magic man and El Diablo of the recruiting world.  Hell of a comeback gentlemen!  This class is stacked 

Yeah dad, ya told us!

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Assuming Roschon stays at RB... Preston Stone would be nice in the 2021 class. I assume this is still a possibility? 

 

This is a great fucking take. It doesn’t look like you’re drunk or high at all. 

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

When should we expect an Owens like bump for Karic?  How are Hayes and Anderson ranked so high and Karic isn't?  Karic looks just as athletic, if not more, than either of them.

I doubt he gets much of a boost. Doesn’t matter. Dodge loves him and thinks he projects towards elite. Cosmi and Kerstetter were both viewed as trash takes. I don’t think Texas cares about where the OL guys are ranked by the $9.95ers and portably prefers it when their targets are under the radar. 

9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

What fuck happened in this thread? What’s been posted on these last 2-3 pages is one tiny hair’s width away from being on par with scat porn. 

Did someone unplug Machinator? Are there updates with our recruits this morning? Shit. 

This is fuckin hilarious...

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