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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

CTJ damn near spelled it out the other day.

When?

3 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

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But also

 

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not sure how i should feel about this...but it can't be a bad thing? right?

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Texas up to 280 (holds at 5th)

A&M down to 239 (drops to 17th)

 

As a class comparison Troy was A&Ms 6th best prospect,  12th for Texas

Guessing only one spot now for Fuonji and LVBS then

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Guessing only one spot now for Fuonji and LVBS then

i am going to be curious as to how this plays out with the reports around LVBS having qualification issues? and Fuonji having a getting a ton of helium recently

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Just now, Radical Larry said:

I’ll enjoy the meltdown... from some posters here and from aggy.

Yeah everybody is going to melt down over this

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Son of a fucking bitch. I should have been more overt. We should have had Longhornfrenzy go DM Liucci so the ATM staff could intervene. 

So we let Kelvontay Dixon walk, will likely punt on Fuonji, who will go to somewhere like OSU or TCU and anger us for years, to take a fucking giraffe. 

They're trying to get back in on Dixon. I hope they get it done. Fuck. 

On one hand, nobody around here is that fired up about him. On the other, LOL aggy. Decommit season is upon us.

And I hate to go to the "trust the coaches" card since none of us around here are actual coaches except for Greg Davis CTJ, but this staff has been pretty damn good with their evals.

Just now, closetojumping said:

Son of a fucking bitch. I should have been more overt. We should have had Longhornfrenzy go DM Liucci so the ATM staff could intervene. 

So we let Kelvontay Dixon walk, will likely punt on Fuonji, who will go to somewhere like OSU or TCU and anger us for years, to take a fucking giraffe. 

They're trying to get back in on Dixon. I hope they get it done. Fuck. 

Are we off Bunkley-Shelton now?

Hilarious from a "shut up, Aggy" perspective, but would preferred Dixon to flip. Maybe he's gotten a little taller and Yancy can put some weight on him to be a TE. 

I guess he saw how we used Epps in the Rice game and figured he liked that idea vs playing in the Jimbo system with Mond at QB

 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Are we off Bunkley-Shelton now?

I don't remember if I posted my thoughts here or just bullshitting with people off line, but I haven't bullish on Bunkley-Shelton at all. The dad is ... involved, they're in California, his transcripts aren't strong, and there are guys like him in Texas. I know he has an OV lined up. I'll legitimately be surprised if he makes the visit. I'm not against getting him in the class or anything. Just seems farfetched the further into the cycle we go.

Just now, Machinator said:

Time to go back and scrub those Slowmeire posts.

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Just now, Machinator said:

 

 

I saw that. Are the pancakes for flipping?

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

I' would take a commit from pancakes

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2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I saw that. Are the pancakes for flipping?

Or we are moving Omeire to Tackle..he has the 40 for it

Thus ends the great “tosu commit wr is actually looking hard at Texas” chapter of 2020 recruiting?

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Thus ends the great “tosu commit wr is actually looking hard at Texas” chapter of 2020 recruiting?

I think that was already over when he chose not to visit for the LSU game.

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

It's happening?

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Oh noooooooooooooo... But honestly, Texas wasn't gonna pull in Johnny Wilson.

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I love that not a single 9.95er had a single whiff of this as well, didn’t even mention it as a possibility 

 

Just now, Machinator said:

Omeire is #9 in the Looch 44 as of right now.

that is hilarious.  The thing is, I think our staff is right there with him.

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Son of a fucking bitch. I should have been more overt. We should have had Longhornfrenzy go DM Liucci so the ATM staff could intervene. 

So we let Kelvontay Dixon walk, will likely punt on Fuonji, who will go to somewhere like OSU or TCU and anger us for years, to take a fucking giraffe. 

They're trying to get back in on Dixon. I hope they get it done. Fuck. 

https://247sports.com/player/troy-omeire-46051486/

Thought we didn't want due to lack of speed --will he move to TE or a possible defensive line spot??

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FORTY    4.69 secs    THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19

SHUTTLE.    4.37 secs   THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19

VERTICAL.     32.50"     THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19

WEIGHT.          217.00 lbs      THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19

HEIGHT.            6'-3.5"       THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19

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THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19VERTICAL

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THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19WEIGHT

217.00 lbs

THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19HEIGHT

6'-3.5"

THE OPENING REGIONAL03/17/19

 

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1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:
  • Burton:  I'm told [generic statement].
  • Roach: I can neither confirm nor deny.
  • Repeat for 35 minutes.
  • Publish podcast.

This is truth but Burton is actually more tolerable in sound form than in writing.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

I love that not a single 9.95er had a single whiff of this as well, didn’t even mention it as a possibility 

Not even the best in the biz, sir. For obvious reasons, relaying shit to official voices covering the team could have hacked it all up, so we witnessed relative lockdown. 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

https://247sports.com/player/troy-omeire-46051486/

Thought we didn't want this slow guy --will he move to TE or a possible defensive line spot??

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Lil'J did okay in this offense running a slow as shit 40.  I guess Texas has a plan for him.

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Son of a fucking bitch. I should have been more overt. We should have had Longhornfrenzy go DM Liucci so the ATM staff could intervene. 

So we let Kelvontay Dixon walk, will likely punt on Fuonji, who will go to somewhere like OSU or TCU and anger us for years, to take a fucking giraffe. 

They're trying to get back in on Dixon. I hope they get it done. Fuck. 

As always, thanks for your insight. You definitely nailed this one when NO ONE else saw it coming. Fun to see the "out of left field" BS from 9.95ers when the Shag, err, Surly knew a couple of days ago.

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

Is he slower than LJH?

No.  Lil'Jordan ran a 4.75 at the combine - and that was after 6 weeks of speed training.

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

No.  Lil'Jordan ran a 4.75 at the combine - and that was after 6 weeks of speed training.

Lol, as if he actually trained

 

i was also told by surly u cant improve your 40 time anyway, so no point in him staying either

Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Guy is slow as molasses, but our staff seems to value having a giant possession receiver on the field. 

Agree.  Based on the staff's model, this is their preferred complimentary X piece to a guy like Johnston at Z.

Then recruit waterbugs (with fantastic hands a la Duvernay) at H.

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