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2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Too late. I’ve already started sucking dicks. 

Looch? Is that you?

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Is Robinson an early enrollee?

No, Arizona HS doesn't allow it. Neither Smith nor Liebrock were EE's.

Edited by HtownHorn

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

No, Arizona HS doesn't allow it.

He goes to a private HS.

13 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

I mean, this kid has just put up ludicrous stats the last 3 weeks. Yea AZ HS football is a joke, but damn. 

IDK if Princely is still going to OV to aggy for the Bama' game, but he's retweeting a lot of GIF's posted about the Omeire flip from Texas fans, ect.

At the end of the day, like most of us, Princely is here for the memes. And I respect that.

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6 hours ago, shnsajax said:

What High School he is going to attend?

Tomball

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Too late. I’ve already started sucking dicks. 

If you start on meth, give icono a call.

20 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean, this kid has just put up ludicrous stats the last 3 weeks. Yea AZ HS football is a joke, but damn. 

Like Jake Smith - if you have to play scrubs, go annihilate them.

2 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Jesus Sanders is enormous.

Bowman and Ty-Coureous are pretty little.  

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

No, Arizona HS doesn't allow it. 

And this is bullshit.  Arizona HS can't stop a kid from dropping out of HS and getting a GED and enrolling early.  

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean, this kid has just put up ludicrous stats the last 3 weeks. Yea AZ HS football is a joke, but damn. 

I almost feel bad for Zona and ASU...almost.

I feel better about the Bijan take now that Roach has seen him play in person 

Edited by ClubWhatever

28 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I feel better about the Bijan take now that Roach has seen him play in person 

I also feel better about our chances in landing him. After talking with Bijan, Roach said he's about ready to put his crystal ball in for the good guys!

7 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

There are going to be ranking services that have him lower than Zach Evans. That’s amazing to me. 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Jesus he’s fast. Maybe Notre Dame beats UGA today, Texas goes on a roll and gets a visit late in the process?

Edited by Enchubben

I think we should recruit Ringo harder. He seems good 

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

Big cuck energy.

Sounds like an energy drink with Jimbo’s sad face plastered on the side.

58 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Jesus he’s fast. Maybe Notre Dame beats UGA today, Texas goes on a roll and gets a visit late in the process?

 

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1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Jesus he’s fast. Maybe Notre Dame beats UGA today, Texas goes on a roll and gets a visit late in the process?

I think we're gonna need a different kind of roll(s) to get back in the game. 

If all that stands between Texas and a legitimate playoff run is an elite corner, I hope we pay up.

Don’t  judge me.

I can't take a day off without you fucks shitting this thread up?


Is “thinks it needs to sleep” part of the Touring Test?
4 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 


Is “thinks it needs to sleep” part of the Touring Test?

 

The joke works better when you don’t fuck it up up by saying Touring as opposed to Turing. 

15 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

The plan is Epps/CJ, not LJH. Omeire doesn’t have anywhere near the run after the catch ability of LJH. 

Translation: Ro didn’t get the bag.

 

 

Ol’Ro isn’t on that ATM tip these days. Not sure they’ve figured it out yet. Another dude Jimbo has pissed off, which is awesome. 

13 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Texas has room for 18 without attrition. Johnson portaled this week so that makes 19. Moore is likely not playing for Texas again, that makes 20. Those 2 were unexpected attrition going into the season. So we are break even right now. Typical 3-5 attrition spots gives Texas plenty of room to work with for the 2020 class.

Floyd might be back but Brown almost certainly goes on medical scholarship. So you can assume at least 21 and maybe 22 if you’re not an optimist. 

I suspect they take 23 unless they land Ringo. They’re going to be aggressive on the transfer/GT side as usual and think they need a few spots. 

48 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

If all that stands between Texas and a legitimate playoff run is an elite corner, I hope we pay up.

Don’t  judge me.

Ethan Pouncey and Kitan Crawford are both extremely talented 4 stars, but Ringo would be a spectacular addition. Everyone figures he'll be on a midnight train to Georgia but surprisingly he hasn't purchased his ticket yet. Recent 995 reports are that he's still in touch with Texas coaches. 

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’m putting Ringo in the calculator. 

TI-82?

27 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Ethan Pouncey and Kitan Crawford are both extremely talented 4 stars, but Ringo would be a spectacular addition. Everyone figures he'll be on a midnight train to Georgia but surprisingly he hasn't purchased his ticket yet. Recent 995 reports are that he's still in touch with Texas coaches. 

He’s still taking on OV to Texas right?

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

TI-82?

That puzz pack saved me some serious boredom in HS. And the fake app I created called "Puzz Pack" that was actually all the test answers saved me lots of effort.

1 hour ago, Tony Two K said:

If all that stands between Texas and a legitimate playoff run is an elite corner, I hope we pay up.

Don’t  judge me.

An elite pass rusher with 4.5 or better speed would be great

33 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

TI-82?

 

Slide Rule...

 

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

12 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Only thing this class is missing is an inside LB 

Need to get Len'neth Whitehead in for an OV.  Most the crystal ball picks are for Tennessee and they are a dumpster fire.

Edited by Elmer_Fudd

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