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Just now, Getafix said:

We made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

Saw a friend of the Brocks got accepted to the University and is taking up a roster spot as a preferred walk on. T Brock seemed happy about it on the Twitter.

That’s a good move Mensa.

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

(Not making this up, btw.)

Someone on UGA 247 reported that Ole Miss 247 reported that UGA 247 reported that UGA had an in-home with Zach.  UGA 247 said it was news to them.

 

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23 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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4 hours ago, Getafix said:

(Not making this up, btw.)

Someone on UGA 247 reported that Ole Miss 247 reported that UGA 247 reported that UGA had an in-home with Zach.  UGA 247 said it was news to them.

But I was told Jimbo was throwing haymakers until the end.

https://247sports.com/ContentGallery/2020-Polynesian-Bowl-top-performers-Oregon-Ducks-Clemson-Tigers-Texas-Longhorns-ASU-Sun-Devils-LSU-WSU-USC-Trojans-Utah-Utes-Washington-Huskies-BYU-142528595/

SIAP.

"RB Bijan Robinson – If this past week was any indication, the five-star running back from Tucson (Ariz.) Salpointe Catholic won't wait long to make an impact for the Texas Longhorns. Robinson is ultra explosive in open space, does well to stay low to the ground to fight off would-be tacklers and has the speed to match the wiggle. He can also be a force as a pass-catcher out of the backfield, making him a candidate to contribute in multiple facets right away."

https://247sports.com/Article/Final-thoughts-from-the-2020-Polynesian-Bowl-Texas-Longhorns-Oregon-Ducks-Arizona-State-Sun-Devils-LSU-Tigers-Oklahoma-Sooners-Stanford-Cardinal-BYU-Cougars-Washington-State-C-142426080/

 

Top Overall Prospects from the Week

Offense: Bijan Robinson (Texas)

After having played in the All-American Bowl just two weeks prior, Robinson was back on the All-Star circuit, with a tremendous week in Honolulu.  The Texas Longhorn signee brought his A-game every day in practice.  Whether it was running the ball or catching it out of the backfield, Robinson consistently made people miss and showed burst and explosion when in the open field.  The Tucson (Ariz.) Salpointe Catholic was the second highest rated offensive player in the game after D.J. Uiagalelei and with his production the whole week, he gets the nod here.

 

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6 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

The first play is a cheap shit.

I’m assuming this is Tim Love’s kid? Does this mean we’re getting a Tim Love restaurant in the new end zone renovation?

With the Wilson and DCG transfers and the early signees, how are we looking on the 85 limit? How much room left for late signing day and transfers?


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14 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Just talked to the Bot. He said he will be back in 2 weeks

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surprised what the GIF
TARS coming back and realizing why he left in the first place

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

The first play is a cheap shit.

not at all, really.  maybe you should stick to soccer. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

not at all, really.  maybe you should stick to soccer. 

Totally was, its not like he's blocking there. He's looking for the kill hit. The fact that he leads his highlights with it speaks volumes.

15 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Just talked to the Bot. He said he will be back in 2 weeks

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so Tuesday's the big day?

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Totally was, its not like he's blocking there. He's looking for the kill hit. The fact that he leads his highlights with it speaks volumes.

“not like he’s blocking”?  it’s a kickoff return

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

The first play is a cheap shit.

Um its a kickoff return, he is literally coached to pick out his man and run and knock the crap out of him to prevent him making the play?  That is his focus, he has no clue what the back behind him is doing wants he turns upfield to block his man.  Thats a good block.

After Rakestraw's Bama visit, the prescient Roach said "Don't like the way this one is trending for Texas."

15 minutes ago, Getafix said:

After Rakestraw's Bama visit, the prescient Roach said "Don't like the way this one is trending for Texas."

Edric Whitley, your table is ready

19 minutes ago, Getafix said:

After Rakestraw's Bama visit, the prescient Roach said "Don't like the way this one is trending for Texas."

Mike still swallowing his grapes whole, I see.

19 minutes ago, Getafix said:

After Rakestraw's Bama visit, the prescient Roach said "Don't like the way this one is trending for Texas."

Kid doesn't know the history of Texas db's at Alabama. It just doesn't work.

41 minutes ago, Getafix said:

After Rakestraw's Bama visit, the prescient Roach said "Don't like the way this one is trending for Texas."

To be fair, Roach still hasn’t been able to confirm if Rakestraw was offered by Texas. 

beat to the punch.

 

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

beat to the punch.

 

He’s just getting you ready for Machinator’s return. 

17 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

To be fair, Roach still hasn’t been able to confirm if Rakestraw was offered by Texas. 

Leave Roach alone. He's still catching his breath.

17 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

To be fair, Roach still hasn’t been able to confirm if Sam Ehlinger has committed to Texas. 

... 

17 hours ago, Goodman said:

Not fuckface Wilson or QJ hops but good stuff here. 

 

Charge... Do. Not. Want. 

22 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Dixon the only OV this weekend?  

Sounds like TFB is reporting an imminent OV for Bradford but it may not be this weekend. Otherwise we've got the two '22 DBs coming in.

Machinator return means a return to Texas glory. I anxiously await.

15 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Rivals 250

https://n.rivals.com/prospect_rankings/rivals250/2020

  Reveal hidden contents

18. Bijan Robinson

107. Hudson Card

132. Vernon Broughton

138. Xavion Alford

144. Jerrin Thompson

155. Jake Majors

156. Prince Dorbah

179. JaQuinden Jackson (loooooooool)

182. Troy Omeire

 

Ja’Quinden Jackson at 179. Alfred Collins at 146. 
Is this real life? 

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Ja’Quinden Jackson at 179. Alfred Collins at 146. 
Is this real life? 

No. It's fucking Rivals. 

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Their top 100 was so bad I don't even see a reason to bother with this shit. But thanks for posting. 

Akinola Ogunbiyi 112. 

Alfred Collins 146. 

 

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Isiahia Raikes 207. 

Jalen Kimber 209.

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ADIDASSSSSSSSSSSS 

Looks like most the Texas guys moved up, but not much.  Here's the change from previous if nobody wants to look through.

Card +5

Broughton +2

Alford -1

J. Thompson +3

Majors +7

Dorbah +8

Jackson +4

Omeire -6

Also, Collins +4

9 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Akinola Ogunbiyi 112. 

Alfred Collins 146. 

 

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Isiahia Raikes 207. 

Jalen Kimber 209.

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ADIDASSSSSSSSSSSS 

Nike has better valuation

Updated ESPN 300

http://www.espn.com/college-sports/football/recruiting/playerrankings/_/view/rn300/sort/rank/class/2020

Spoiler

21. Bijan Robinson

34. JQJ (that's more like it)

40. Hudson Card

80. Vernon Broughton

107. Kitan Crawford

127. Jake Majors

164. Prince Dorbah

180. Troy Omeire

198. Xavion Alford

214. Jaylen Garth

218. Logan Parr

261. Jerrin Thompson

Non-Commits

52. Alfred Collins

167. Kevontre Bradford

290. Kelvontay Dixon

 

Edited by Ricky's one-hitter

For the life of me, I’ll never understand the consternation over rankings. Feels like we used to ridicule aggy for this behavior during the Fran era.

Sure, Rivals has an agenda and a sketchy approach to ranking kids. Why give them any attention about it at this point.

In summary, get off my lawn.

3 minutes ago, RichUT said:

For the life of me, I’ll never understand the consternation over rankings. Feels like we used to ridicule aggy for this behavior during the Fran era.

Sure, Rivals has an agenda and a sketchy approach to ranking kids. Why give them any attention about it at this point.

In summary, get off my lawn.

Thanks for sharing that with us in a recruiting thread

 

10 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Updated ESPN 300

http://www.espn.com/college-sports/football/recruiting/playerrankings/_/view/rn300/sort/rank/class/2020

  Reveal hidden contents

21. Bijan Robinson

34. JQJ (that's more like it)

40. Hudson Card

80. Vernon Broughton

107. Kitan Crawford

127. Jake Majors

164. Prince Dorbah

180. Troy Omeire

198. Xavion Alford

214. Jaylen Garth

218. Logan Parr

261. Jerrin Thompson

Non-Commits

52. Alfred Collins

167. Kevontre Bradford

290. Kelvontay Dixon

 

Thats MUCH better. I think JQJ fucked someones mom at Rivals, only explanation

 

7 minutes ago, RichUT said:

For the life of me, I’ll never understand the consternation over rankings. Feels like we used to ridicule aggy for this behavior during the Fran era.

Sure, Rivals has an agenda and a sketchy approach to ranking kids. Why give them any attention about it at this point.

In summary, get off my lawn.

It is slightly Aggyish to get too worked up about it. I think Rivals get people more annoyed because the lack of respect in the rankings for Texas prospects is just another manifestation of the sloth of one parasitical Geoffrey Ketchum. 

13 minutes ago, RichUT said:

For the life of me, I’ll never understand the consternation over rankings. Feels like we used to ridicule aggy for this behavior during the Fran era.

Sure, Rivals has an agenda and a sketchy approach to ranking kids. Why give them any attention about it at this point.

In summary, get off my lawn.

Because they're wrong, and being wrong is bad 

27 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Updated ESPN 300

http://www.espn.com/college-sports/football/recruiting/playerrankings/_/view/rn300/sort/rank/class/2020

  Reveal hidden contents

21. Bijan Robinson

34. JQJ (that's more like it)

40. Hudson Card

80. Vernon Broughton

107. Kitan Crawford

127. Jake Majors

164. Prince Dorbah

180. Troy Omeire

198. Xavion Alford

214. Jaylen Garth

218. Logan Parr

261. Jerrin Thompson

Non-Commits

52. Alfred Collins

167. Kevontre Bradford

290. Kelvontay Dixon

 

I wish they'd have a note about how much each guy moves up or down from the previous ranking.  From the looks Collins moved up a bunch and looks like Umanmielen moved up about 50 or so spots.  Doesn't look like they've released the rankings for the top 100 in the state yet.

Edited by Elmer_Fudd

King and Achane didn't make Rivals top 250

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