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30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He's a faceless man, sir. Whoever he needs to be, he is. Handwriting connoisseur? Check. Psychologist? Indeed. Lawyer? Of course. Marketing and design guru? No doubt. Tautological psuedo-sophisticate? You got it. Voluminously banal, tediously wordsmithing, board-loitering shitheel? In spades.

And then, he fades gently into the crowd until the next time he needs to rise up for this board ... in roughly 83 seconds from the last time.

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1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Also, Josh Moore has a firm court date and we should expect to know how this shakes out with the team before Spring practice. 

 

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Gotta think that if he's got a "firm court date" (although I frankly don't know what you mean by that), he already has a plea deal hammered out, which means the staff would have pretty good insight into his ability to get back into the program.  Can't imagine he'd be allowed to practice if he were going to actually take his issue to trial.

 

53 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Meh.  You're overstating it.  Here's the docket setting:

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It's the third pre-trial conference setting, which means that it's another opportunity for the attorney to discuss the matter with the prosecutor.  They are often serially reset when the defendant is going through pretrial programs/counseling/etc., which are then factors in what kind of a plea deal the prosecutors will give.  They're also reset sometimes while discovery is exchanged with the defendant's attorney.

Also, this is the definition of a "fluid" court date.  It's not a trial, and no trial has been set.

I’m assuming the firm court date is because they want to finalize a plea before spring practice so Moore  can stay on the team and the program doesn’t have to worry about letting a player practice that could get tagged with a felony they knew about.

I’ve said all along that this shouldn’t be too hard to resolve without without a felony coming into play. It was a victimless crime and while UT doesn’t have the complete control of a morally-bankrupt justice system, like the shitstains in Waco do, we still have plenty of influence that can be exerted in a situation like this. Since it seems clear now that Herman/UT want Moore to stay on the team, I’ll be shocked if this doesn’t get taken care of soon. 

58 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Meh.  You're overstating it.  Here's the docket setting:

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It's the third pre-trial conference setting, which means that it's another opportunity for the attorney to discuss the matter with the prosecutor.  They are often serially reset when the defendant is going through pretrial programs/counseling/etc., which are then factors in what kind of a plea deal the prosecutors will give.  They're also reset sometimes while discovery is exchanged with the defendant's attorney.

Also, this is the definition of a "fluid" court date.  It's not a trial, and no trial has been set.

My sources say the death penalty, for espionage,  being considered for Josh Moore. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this. 

44 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Wells says "If Princely doesn't show, well, that's Princely"

Seems to be speculation that the OV is over. Bag must not have arrived last night. 

what the fuck?

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

As usual, you’re not as smart as you think you are. Your joke was obvious and I was merely extending the joke back a few years. But, you keep do you, smartest guy in the room.

Ctj is incredibly inventive when it comes to finding new ways to pat himself on the back.  Reinventing history is a mainstay.  To his credit, he isn’t content to have low self-esteem. He keeps working at that. 

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought he was an Indian leprechaun of Germanic descent who ran an IT sweatshop specializing in Tibetan IP law and dabbled in extraterrestrial colonization theory while moonlighting as the bassist in a three dog night cover band, when not posting here. 

When is he not posting here? Outside of like a 6 month stint last spring/summer where it's clear he was probably locked away in the nuthouse or prison, the guy is omnipresent on the recruiting board.

TFB has an update on the weekend visits, guessing it goes along with what Wells said?

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

What just happened

How do rumors get started, they're started by the jealous people and
They get mad seein' somethin' they had and somebody else is holdin'
Tell me that temptation is very hard to resist
But these wicked women, ooh, they just persist
Maybe you think it's cute, but girl, I'm not impressed
I tell you one time only with my business please don't mess
 
Look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
Hear the one about Tina, some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
Hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay
I try to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn't move that way
Hear the one about Susan, some say she's just a tease
In a camisole she's six feet tall, she'll knock you to you knees
 
Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
I can't go no place without somebody pointin' a finger
I can't show my face â??cause when it comes to rumors I'm a dead ringer
It seems from rumors I just can't get away
I bet there'll even be rumors floatin' around on Judgment Day
I'll think I'll write my congressman and tell him to pass a bill
For the next time they catch somebody startin' rumors, shoot to kill
 
Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
 
Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
Look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies
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9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:
How do rumors get started, they're started by the jealous people and
They get mad seein' somethin' they had and somebody else is holdin'
Tell me that temptation is very hard to resist
But these wicked women, ooh, they just persist
Maybe you think it's cute, but girl, I'm not impressed
I tell you one time only with my business please don't mess
 
Look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
Hear the one about Tina, some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
Hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay
I try to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn't move that way
Hear the one about Susan, some say she's just a tease
In a camisole she's six feet tall, she'll knock you to you knees
 
Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
I can't go no place without somebody pointin' a finger
I can't show my face â??cause when it comes to rumors I'm a dead ringer
It seems from rumors I just can't get away
I bet there'll even be rumors floatin' around on Judgment Day
I'll think I'll write my congressman and tell him to pass a bill
For the next time they catch somebody startin' rumors, shoot to kill
 
Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
What's mine is mine, I ain't got time for rumors in my life
I'm a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
 
Will you look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
Look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door
 
Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies
Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies
Stop (Stop) spreadin' those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin' the lies
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3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

900 down, 100 more to go!

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We're going to need more shitposting

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Him and Collins and Dixon and I would be ecstatic to stop there..

I wouldnt be disappointed getting Princely or another WR recruit, but those 3 would be a great end of the class and leave room for GTs we need for next year.

Princely heads to UF would be my guess. Too much ground to make up following  Todd Orlando's fagetry. 

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We're going to need more shitposting

How many moderator "warnings" for shitposting does it take before you're banned?  Asking for a friend.

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

fagetry. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

When is he not posting here? Outside of like a 6 month stint last spring/summer where it's clear he was probably locked away in the nuthouse or prison, the guy is omnipresent on the recruiting board.

I'm the All-Seeing, All-Knowing Katfid?

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3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Princely heads to UF would be my guess. Too much ground to make up following  Todd Orlando's fagetry. 

It's not really that, UF came into this way late. He's just a super-flake, and Mullen attracts that type (and worse).

I’m on Page 900.

Pulling for Collins to come aboard. 

Going back to sleep. 

25 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

How many moderator "warnings" for shitposting does it take before you're banned?  Asking for a friend.

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43 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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It is if you're talking about bowling.

 

Apparently Princely is supposed to dip early from UT to go to Baylor. Aight.

Hoping he joins Mullen's malcontents in Florida just in case he pans out, but this dude is the prince of the flakes this cycle (Evans is obviously the God-Emperor).

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Princely heads to UF would be my guess. Too much ground to make up following  Todd Orlando's fagetry. 

Fuck Princely.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It's not really that, UF came into this way late. He's just a super-flake, and Mullen attracts that type (and worse).

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I'm an idiot and don't understand what is obviously a simple sentence from the Humidor. Anyone mind explaining?

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We're already hearing about offensive and defensive workouts being held away from the program.

 

Also maybe we can eat up 10 pages debating the merits of workouts being held away from the program.

How is Princely being flaky right now a bad thing? .. he better make the right decision for himself.. taking a visit to waco is alright with me.  He signs with us, terrific, if he doesn't oh well.  Collins, VB and Welsh is as solid DL haul that we have seen in years.

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I'm an idiot and don't understand what is obviously a simple sentence from the Humidor. Anyone mind explaining?

Also maybe we can eat up 10 pages debating the merits of workouts being held away from the program.

I'd assume guys working out/getting reps outside of just what the program demands. Sounds like it should be a normal things for guys who really want to win though

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

We're going to need more shitposting

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Well that shouldn't be a problem.

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

How many moderator "warnings" for shitposting does it take before you're banned?  Asking for a friend.

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5 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

How is Princely being flaky right now a bad thing? .. he better make the right decision for himself.. taking a visit to waco is alright with me.  He signs with us, terrific, if he doesn't oh well.  Collins, VB and Welsh is as solid DL haul that we have seen in years.

It hasn't historically translated well to stickiness within a program once they sign.

8 minutes ago, crum said:

I'd assume guys working out/getting reps outside of just what the program demands. Sounds like it should be a normal things for guys who really want to win though

Ahhh okay, thanks. They used "offensive and defensive" to modify "workouts" so I thought they were referring to something organized by coaches.

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29 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I'm an idiot and don't understand what is obviously a simple sentence from the Humidor. Anyone mind explaining?

Also maybe we can eat up 10 pages debating the merits of workouts being held away from the program.

 

25 minutes ago, crum said:

I'd assume guys working out/getting reps outside of just what the program demands. Sounds like it should be a normal things for guys who really want to win though

VY Is setting up 7on7 workouts with his receivers this summer 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Clearly taking Rickshaw to dinner.

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