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10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Is that CTJ's cat?

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6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

You can never have too much speed on the field. A 4-Star athlete with a 10.7 100M should be generating more pub and excitement.

Gotta say I do like to see that kind of loyalty, though. Mizzou was the first P5 school to offer him. They arguably "found" him. So I can understand the loyalty. Usually that evaporates when big names like Texas and Alabama enter the game, though.

Just now, Hornlover said:

more pub and excitement.

This is surly.  We don't do pub and excitement; we do pulp and excrement.

This day is much less fun with the early signing day, granted I will get work done I suppose.

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

This day is much less fun with the early signing day, granted I will get work done I suppose.

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Honestly, the buttload of transfers/JUCOs we should be after should help drag this out keep the #MarchTo1000 viable

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

This day is much less fun with the early signing day, granted I will get work done I suppose.

Me to my obligations today

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Just now, texifornia said:

Honestly, the buttload of transfers/JUCOs we should be after should help drag this out keep the #MarchTo1000 viable

Fuck that future shit.

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7 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Is that CTJ's cat?

Not enough sand.🙀🤔😉

8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

i miss the good old days.  this 2 period shit blows. 

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14 minutes ago, Okcool said:

 We had DBs drop like flies at 190lbs and heavier & this kid buys a load of s*#% that he’ll see the field in 9 months at a 165lbs soaking wet right now?? In the “big boy SEC” conference no less. Smh ok lol 

Yeah, I'm not sure telling him how our veteran, bigger DBs don't stay on their field because they get hurt all the time would be a big selling point for coming here.

4 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

What time is Collins ceremony? 

Okay, guys, I've done the math.  We're going to need this question to be asked and answered 2,117 more times before 3:50 today to hit 1,000 pages.

Anyone know what time the ceremony is for Collins?

6 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

What time is Collins ceremony? 

Bout Tree Fiddy 

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Okay this is actually pretty fun to watch.

Go home, Drinkwitz, you're drunkwitz.

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Wish we got him but this is actually pretty fun to watch.

 

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4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Anyone know what time the ceremony is for Collins?

Thursday next week, 6 AM

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

No that's Greg Davis' pussy

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Don't forget Princely at 2:20.

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

No chance, CJT kills small animals for fun.

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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Wish we got him but this is actually pretty fun to watch.

 

 

Meanwhile Tom's reaction...

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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

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Killing small animals....Asian cuisine.

Too soon. And also

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1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

What does CB mean?

It stands for "Cash buddy," which is the rich friend you keep around to pay for stuff, even though you and everyone else in your crew hate him.

Kind of like your kid's relationship to Tunmise.

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

What does CB mean?

Cash Buyout?

5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

What timeth shall the Collins announcement beest madeth?

Speak the name, and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly like a bird, but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there.

I googled collins time gif, this is the first option.

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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:
7 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

What timeth shall the Collins announcement beest madeth?

Speak the name, and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly like a bird, but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there.

Ye, verily shall Collins be counted forthwith among those proud and oft-venerated Longhorns that prowl the coliseum which stands in remembrance to the ennobled Darrel of House Royal.  It shall be known throughout the fiefdom of the Large Twelve (hence become a decapod) that Collins may ne'er be snatched from the ineluctable grasp of the King of Guiles, Sir Oscar, himself.

18 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Wish we got him but this is actually pretty fun to watch.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It stands for "Cash buddy," which is the rich friend you keep around to pay for stuff, even though you and everyone else in your crew hate him.

Kind of like your kid's relationship to Tunmise.

😂. You preach it Dr. Phil. 

Oh shit.  "Tech Guys Dancing Badly" is good for at least like 35 posts

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i can feel 1000 in my bones

Yep, looks like I'm going to Twitter for recruiting news today. 

16 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

No chance, CJT kills small animals for fun.

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4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

What timeth shall the Collins announcement beest madeth?

Hearken Collins as clock doth strike tree fid'

 

Go pentaiambic meter or go home,son.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

He could have gone to Bama. He spurned them as well. It’s also not a lifetime decision. He can portal out in a year and wind up wherever and start over. You’ll probably see Tunmise Adeleye do the same thing once the first auction money has been promptly spent on clothes, bling and lean. 

Stahp

1 hour ago, crum said:

86 more pages and we are there

It will start moving fast once Evans commits.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

It will start moving fast once Evans commits.

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It will start moving fast once Evans commits.

will that be before or after Waddle announces he is going to portal here?

You bastards are going to scare Machinator away again. 

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