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  • truthbringerlrac
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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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    for you anything!  

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25 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

After the way today is turning out I should have stayed in bed with South Austin's Mom all day.

No room.  I was already there.  Unless......oh no....you disgust me

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

 

I remember being excited about my scholarship to go to Arizona State. After all, Jake Plummer was their QB and they were the first to offer!  And then I researched their academics and that ended any interest I had. 

I hope you at least took the recruiting trip...

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

 

Tthat ht is a Texas Exes hat. An Alumni hat. He is already thinking of how hes going to graduate from us. algined with herman, 3D chess. Calculator cucks.

My first offer was from Hawaii. I might have made a huge mistake in life, to be honest.

Edited by texifornia

Did he borrow that Texas hat from someone in the audience? 

3 minutes ago, TexanTraveling said:

Tthat ht is a Texas Exes hat.

Which means he borrowed it from someone else. 

Doomed.

 

 

9 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

 

that is a signed Texas Ex's hat, he is 100000000% not picking Texas.

xuRGGrMV

edit: if he can't find a legit hat instead of grabbing what they have out and about he isn't picking Texas

Edited by NoName

Naw I think the lure of Florida got to him. Man is he in for a big surprise.

Ooooh. The suspense it killing me. Lol. He ain’t pretending we’re in the mix.

I mean are you considered a Texas Ex when you decommit?

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

 

that is a signed Texas Ex's hat, he is 100000000% not picking Texas.

xuRGGrMV

edit: if he can't find a legit hat instead of grabbing what they have out and about he isn't picking Texas

Fuck now I desperately want to know who it's signed by.

I really hope it's signed by some rando prof.

12 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

 

Hat reading #2 today says Baylor, but Princely’s so flaky he could’ve changed his mind since picking the hats and my gut tells me Florida solely because he doesn’t want to keep getting trolled by Tunmise as 4i Princely.

In conclusion, it’s either Baylor or Florida. That’ll be $9.95. 

Just now, texifornia said:

Better view

 

If only we had a handwriting expert who could analyze that signature!!!

49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

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I fucked up and continue to do so

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Better view

 

This easily Westcott’s best, most insightful recruiting tweet ever.

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

In conclusion, it’s either Baylor or Florida. That’ll be $9.95. 

Kinda weird to have Barron come over and then choose Florida, right?  9.95. 

Just now, golfclap said:

Kinda weird to have Barron come over and then choose Florida, right?  9.95. 

I think that would be peak Princely, personally. 

Hoping Prince pulls this sweet Texas hat out of a hidden bag.

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Just now, MoJames said:

Hoping Prince pulls this sweet Texas hat out of a hidden bag.

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Is that the logo for our quidditch team?

1 hour ago, crum said:

never never, never say never

Ne dis jamais jamais

Edited by clapclapclap
Better, better believe in forever

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Better view

 

Isn't the one on the left a baseball hat? Dixon is interested in baseball, right?

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

According to ESPN's signing day show, Malik Hornsby runs a 10.78 100m. 

That's fast.

 

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Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

According to ESPN's signing day show, Malik Hornsby runs a 10.78 100m. 

That's fast.

Yeah but what does Jordon Williams run?

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Isn't the one on the left a baseball hat? Dixon is interested in baseball, right?

Yes, but that was Rakestraw

Just now, MoJames said:

Yeah but what does Jordon Williams run?

Idk but he probably throws about the same

Just now, satyanash said:

Isn't the one on the left a baseball hat? Dixon is interested in baseball, right?

So weird that Ennis Rakestraw used Dixon's Texas baseball hat for his signing day ceremony.

Are we not good at recruiting any more? I need Texas football to recruit well. This is my only sunshine left and don't they dare take my sunshine away!

1 hour ago, Caddox said:

Guys Ive been watching football for over 30 years, and all I can say is that Jordon Williams has "IT". His film speaks for itself and I don't really care what the services say. These guys get paid millions to make these evaluations, what do you get paid? Football is about more than offers and theres too many good players to catch them all, I just feel so blessed that we caught this one in the end. Honestly, I feel like fate brought Jordan Williams to this point. You will never know what is in the heart of a warrior. I can actually say I'm proud to have seen his film and know about this incredibly fine young man. I'm inspired. This really wraps up the whole cycle for me on a major positive note. Huge addition to this class. We need soldiers, not recruiting prima donnas. My wife left me after 20 years of marriage, but I can tell this kid knows something about commitment just by the way he shows up to work every day. He deserves this, so good to see good things happen to good people. This is really good. My wife told me she never loved me and took pretty much everything I have, but this kid makes it all worth it. I can really say I'm like a proud dad. Congrats Jordan, I can't wait to take this journey with you. 

Scorpio sock confirmed.

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

...but Earl went to West Orange-Stark?

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

How great would it be, if Princely didn't choose Texas, and then Earl came flying out of nowhere and took his ass out.  

I'm getting nothing done. 

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

if that's legit signed by Earl Thomas, then fuck Princely in the ass if he chooses some other school.

Just now, NoName said:

...but Earl went to West Orange-Stark?

....and Texas.....?

Edited by Hank_Hill

It's Florida

Fuck you Baylor

Not trying to be a dick but who or what is that sitting next to him? Is he a men in black? His agent? Think he has like 4 bluetooths in. 

Edited by RockyMountainHighHorn

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Great. Stoked to never see him again.

What an absolute choad. Fuck that kid.  I hope he drops out of college and loses an arm after a bath salts-influenced fight with an alligator.

FUCKING SHIT

I picked the wrong time to try and see how we're doing on the recruiting front.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

What an absolute choad. Fuck that kid.  I hope he drops out of college and loses an arm after a bath salts-influenced fight with an alligator.

It's not quite dies in a helicopter crash but I like it.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

What an absolute choad. Fuck that kid.  I hope he drops out of college and loses an arm after a bath salts-influenced fight with an alligator.

We should tweet him to see if we can get that Earl Thomas hat back

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