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26 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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@Machinator trying to act human by using the emoji 😂.  Next it will claim to be a woman...

 

                TARS 2.0

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9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

@Machinator trying to act human by using the emoji 😂.  Next it will claim to be a woman...

 

                TARS 2.0

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I think I saw that Sci-Fi movie.  It was called "Her,"  wasn't it? 

Surely there's a whey we can fill the remaining 60+ pages with cheese puns and make it to 1000, right? 

On 2/7/2020 at 11:09 AM, closetojumping said:

 

Michigan finished 14th. I'll argue that's a weak class for them, but I don't know if you can call it very surprising to the negative. Michigan is like Texas. They should finish in the top 10 in every season in which there isn't a coaching transition. That said, USC was clearly the surprise class to the negative in 2020. Holy shit.

 

Holy shit is right. 

5 OTs, 3 DTs, 2 WRs, 1 OG, 1 TE, and a kicker.  2/4* and 11/3*, all adding up to the 55th class and tied with Illinois for the fewest number of commits inside the top 100.

But USC fans can keep their heads up, Todd Orlando is the 4th ranked recruiter for the 21 class.  L O fucking L.  

Holy shit is right. 
5 OTs, 3 DTs, 2 WRs, 1 OG, 1 TE, and a kicker.  2/4* and 11/3*, all adding up to the 55th class and tied with Illinois for the fewest number of commits inside the top 100.
But USC fans can keep their heads up, Todd Orlando is the 4th ranked recruiter for the 21 class.  L O fucking L.  
Bru obviously made a great choice. Can't wait to see him light it up with these guys over the next few years.
Bru obviously made a great choice. Can't wait to see him light it up with these guys over the next few years.
Well obviously Bru can see the future and wanted to play under stud DC Orlando
17 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Good for him. This board is not good for your mental health

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On 2/8/2020 at 2:51 PM, KYHorn said:

He said two weeks. 18 days ago. TWO WEEKS.

This is like when my dad said he was going to the store.

Two weeks! Two weeks!

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On 2/8/2020 at 2:51 PM, KYHorn said:

He said two weeks. 18 days ago. TWO WEEKS.

This is like when my dad said he was going to the store.

 

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3 hours ago, MexHorn said:
6 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
Bru obviously made a great choice. Can't wait to see him light it up with these guys over the next few years.

Well obviously Bru can see the future and wanted to play under stud DC Orlando

Bru to LB confirmed

41 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Bru to LB confirmed

 

It'll be hilarious if he then finds himself covering receivers ... 

I’d be shocked if doesn’t portal out again. Tough times may be on the horizon and he’s a pussy.

53 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I’d be shocked if doesn’t portal out again. Tough times may be on the horizon and he’s a pussy.

TO preaches fanatical effort. Bru practices fanatical instagram poses.

On 2/7/2020 at 11:09 AM, closetojumping said:

:Class size ended up being 19. It's clear Texas never really angled towards signing a full class, irrespective of how the season was going. That was accurate from folks who know such things. I should have just stayed with that with my prediction, but of course I have to be so fucking smart.

QJ, Princely Uakdifndjd, Eaton, Pouncey, and Ty Jordan would all be takes still.  Maybe missing on QJ or one of the DBs made room for Dixon but it seems to me that they were angling towards full class but with the lack luster season and coaching changes recruiting got away from them and they opted for a smaller class rather than filling up on JAGs

On 2/8/2020 at 9:24 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

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did we ever get confirmation that the "offer" to the dude in Louisiana 10 min before he was set to commit was real or not? 

i assume not but with this staff...

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7 minutes ago, NoName said:

did we ever get confirmation that the "offer" to the dude in Louisiana 10 min before he was set to commit was real or not? 

i assume not but with this staff...

Not real, Suchomel just had a brain fart.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not real, Suchomel just had a brain fart.

confirmed or this is just the assumption everyone has? 

1 hour ago, NoName said:

confirmed or this is just the assumption everyone has? 

Why does it need to be officially confirmed? You think he had a legit offer to UT and picked Praire View A&M?

So have we decided when to mass move to the 2021 thread? I like this old place but it’s about time to move on to better digs

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I prefer to think Suchomel supports our campaign to shit post to page 1000.

Liam Shanahan from the House of Kirkland? Sounds too boujee for the 40 Acres!

Liam Shanahan sounds bougie to you? Sounds like Harvard's token townie to me.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Liam Shanahan sounds bougie to you? Sounds like Harvard's token Southie kid to me.

I'm from the Southwest side of H-Town (Represent @BigHorn'13!). Of course it sounds bougee to me!

3 hours ago, NoName said:

did we ever get confirmation that the "offer" to the dude in Louisiana 10 min before he was set to commit was real or not? 

i assume not but with this staff...

If he had an offer it was probably for a PWO spot.

On 2/9/2020 at 10:51 AM, Treefidy said:

Holy shit is right. 

5 OTs, 3 DTs, 2 WRs, 1 OG, 1 TE, and a kicker.  2/4* and 11/3*, all adding up to the 55th class and tied with Illinois for the fewest number of commits inside the top 100.

But USC fans can keep their heads up, Todd Orlando is the 4th ranked recruiter for the 21 class.  L O fucking L.  

Why can’t this fate befall OU or Ohio State?

2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Why can’t this fate befall OU or Ohio State?

Because prayer doesn't work

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Because prayer doesn't work

It does if you do it right. 

4 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

It does if you do it right. 

This is my current M.O.

 

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Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

5 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm from the Southwest side of H-Town (Represent @BigHorn'13!). Of course it sounds bougee to me!

Awwready. You know we represent no matter where we are

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7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Not real, Suchomel just had a brain fart.

Suchomel is a brain fart.

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Will someone please remind me who the early enrollees are? I'm at home sick and scrolling back through this thread to figure it out would literally make me wretch. Good news though--I've not been to China.

Meet the 2020 early enrollees on Texas' campus, including recruits with potential for early impact
  • Hudson Card, QB. Hudson Card is the No. ...
  • Vernon Broughton, DT. Vernon Broughton, the No. ...
  • Xavion Alford, S. ...
  • Jerrin Thompson, S. ...
  • Jake Majors OL. ...
  • Troy Omeire, WR. ...
  • Logan Parr, OL. ...
  • Sawyer Goram-Welch, DT.

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/texas-longhorns/2020/01/20/meet-the-longhorns-2020-early-enrollees-who-have-arrived-to-campus/

 

 

My guess is Broughton is the only one with any real chance at having a role this season.

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6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Will someone please remind me who the early enrollees are? I'm at home sick and scrolling back through this thread to figure it out would literally make me wretch. Good news though--I've not been to China.

Google is your friend: https://www.burntorangenation.com/2020/1/16/21069767/texas-longhorns-early-enrollees-arrive-vernon-broughton-logan-parr-xavion-alford

On 2/10/2020 at 10:38 AM, texifornia said:

Liam Shanahan sounds bougie to you? Sounds like Harvard's token townie to me.

"that name sounds like royalty. are you royalty?"

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actually more like a Catholic southie token indeed.

3 hours ago, pacman said:
Meet the 2020 early enrollees on Texas' campus, including recruits with potential for early impact
  • Hudson Card, QB. Hudson Card is the No. ...
  • Vernon Broughton, DT. Vernon Broughton, the No. ...
  • Xavion Alford, S. ...
  • Jerrin Thompson, S. ...
  • Jake Majors OL. ...
  • Troy Omeire, WR. ...
  • Logan Parr, OL. ...
  • Sawyer Goram-Welch, DT.

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/texas-longhorns/2020/01/20/meet-the-longhorns-2020-early-enrollees-who-have-arrived-to-campus/

 

 

My guess is Broughton is the only one with any real chance at having a role this season.

Would love to Alford get the max games played and still get to red shirt, just to get him time on the field.... preferably in blow outs or ST

13 hours ago, pacman said:
Meet the 2020 early enrollees on Texas' campus, including recruits with potential for early impact

If I'm an OL who is going to red shirt and then sit for 2 more years, I am NOT going to miss my 2nd semester of senior year of high school.

Everyone else... okay.

These OLs might be playing for another coach by the time they have developed collegiate bodies and adjust to the speed of the college game.

But whatever, good for them. I hope that they get bigger, stronger, faster.

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

If I'm an OL who is going to red shirt and then sit for 2 more years, I am NOT going to miss my 2nd semester of senior year of high school.

Everyone else... okay.

These OLs might be playing for another coach by the time they have developed collegiate bodies and adjust to the speed of the college game.

But whatever, good for them. I hope that they get bigger, stronger, faster.

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