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    just tired of losing recruits to colleges oozing with beautiful thots while ut only has nerdy awkward thots to present to recruits........fun fact malik jefferson was getting clowned on ig by other re

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    for you anything!  

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3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Yes. He’s a bad seed.

I respectfully disagree.  he’s just one bad seed in a bountiful garden of good seeds.  he can’t do anything to destroy the strong team chemistry held together by sam and the captains.  and he’s talented enough that he could actually help us win some big games.  if he wants to come I hope tom gives him a shot.  doubtful he wants to come, though. 

Edited by futureman

He told his Mom to STFU because he pays for her Cel phone and his HS coaches to fuck off when they tried to take his phone resulting in being sent home from the state title game. Guy doesn’t deserve to wear the burnt orange IMO.

yeah but can he go for 180 and 2 touchdowns at the cotton bowl in october?  fuck his mom then. 

Edited by futureman

zach evans is the kind of athlete we used to get.  we need players like him if we want to compete for championships.  we would be lucky to have him in burnt orange. 

Even if we hadn’t gotten a better RB in this class, which we did, I’d still say no.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

not a winning attitude, imo 

Evan's is a cancerous loser fuck. He will never amount to anything. I doubt he will ever make it past 1 season at any major university. 

He could be the most talented back ever. and I'd still say no to him joining the Longhorns. 

I Dont want that kinda person connected to Texas. 

Any Cowboy fan hates Jerry Jones    for his mismanagement of the team. One of those aspects is him giving obviously criminal scum second chances with the team. This tarnishes the reputation of the franchise. 

Evan's is the same. He is a scummy fuck. The definition of a spoiled douche. I dont want him. Most of the clear thinking texas fans dont want him. His potential dosent outweigh the prestige of this university. 

Bagman I can take. Because that's becoming the definition on modern college athletics. 

But Compromising ethics and honor is something Texas cannot do. 

F a bunch of future man see

PS. This is the first time I've drank in over 4 months.  My electric has been out all day. And fuck a bunch of futureman and Evan's. 

Happy fucking easter

34 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Any Cowboy fan hates Jerry Jones

did you like those three super bowls?  I hope you did. 

I’m sorry to say you’ve all contracted futurevid-19. Prognosis is dire. Kiss your asses goodbye.

11 hours ago, futureman said:

fuck his mom then. 

Pics.

10 hours ago, futureman said:

did you like those three super bowls?  I hope you did. 

Ya been brainwashed by Jerry to even think they had anything to do with him. Those were all Jimmy Johnson. yes, even the one after he left. 

The last 20 years is proof Jerry Jones had Jack shit to do with the cowboys winning anything. 

17 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Zach Evans is the Hoza Scott of running backs.

🎶"Take Me to Church "🎶

Some people would like for Texas to become Oklahoma or Alabama. I mean, who gives a shit about academics and integrity, right?

 

3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Jesus Christ, Norla.  Even though you're not better than this, you're better than this.

So what are we talking  about here?  Shitting on Evan's, futureman or Jerry Jones. 

As a life long cowboy fan, it's my civic duty to shit on Jerry. 

As a Surly degenerate,  shitting on futureman is just what's done. 

As far as Evan's goes. I really hope the kid gets his head on straight. I doubt it'll happen. but you hate to see talent like that go to waste. But I dont want him trying to get his head on straight at Texas.  

Did I miss something else?

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Many people would like for Texas to become Oklahoma or Alabama. I mean, who gives a shit about academics and integrity, right?

 

FIFY.

18 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We should've given Joe Mixon a chance, imo

Futureman still wants us to sign Aaron Hernandez.

12 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Futureman still wants us to sign Aaron Hernandez.

will he get the ball in the endzone 10+ times per year?  sign him up.

34 minutes ago, futureman said:

will he get the ball in the endzone 10+ times per year? 

That is the rumor.

Come hell or high water, futureman's gonna get us to 1000 ... 

Edited by Junior Bonner

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Come hell or high water, futureman's gonna get us to 1000 ... 

I’m not “gonna get” anyone anywhere.  zach evans is a 5-star talent in our home state and he’s uncommitted.  bijan + evans would be the best RB class of the last decade, probably more, but I’m not going back to look.  it’s relevant to recruiting, it’s relevant to our offense, and it’s relevant to longhorn nation. 

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Some people would like for Texas to become Oklahoma or Alabama. I mean, who gives a shit about academics and integrity, right?

 

The only thing missing from this post is a “harrumph!” at the end 

15 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

The only thing missing from this post is a “harrumph!” at the end 

CarefulReasonableIrrawaddydolphin-size_r 

21 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Some people would like for Texas to become Oklahoma or Alabama. I mean, who gives a shit about academics and integrity, right?

 

Just integrity...I could live with a few more championships then return to our moral high ground. 

jesus chip looks like such a meth head tweeker..  His eyes are lit up.. How did Taylor Gaspar (era) fuck him soo much, (allegedly)?.. 

On 4/14/2020 at 11:07 AM, Thiefery said:

jesus chip looks like such a meth head tweeker..  His eyes are lit up.. How did Taylor Gaspar (era) fuck him soo much, (allegedly)?.. 

I’m not sure how he was able to pull someone like Taylor.  C celebrity

28 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Who can confirm that the TFB "surprise addition" note is Kobe Stewart?

https://247sports.com/Player/Kobe-Stewart-46050863/

Twitter shows him following coaches from Marshall, FAU, UVA and Pitt recently, but he also seems not to use it very much, so it might just not be his platform of choice if he's talking with our staff.

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Twitter shows him following coaches from Marshall, FAU, UVA and Pitt recently, but he also seems not to use it very much, so it might just not be his platform of choice if he's talking with our staff.

Wells just said that Kobe Stewart is going to FAU and will announce today, so if it's not GT Tarik, I have no idea. 

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Who can confirm that the TFB "surprise addition" note is Kobe Stewart?

https://247sports.com/Player/Kobe-Stewart-46050863/

Super K- "I can’t say a lot at the moment because this is still in the works. But, there is a pretty good chance that Texas is going to get a really nice surprised addition to the 2020 class.

This could be great because not only will it add a potentially excellent player but it would take one number off the board for 2021. Given how this year has gone with the virus shut down, that’s probably a good thing.

I believe I’ll be able to say more later in the week."

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Super K- "I can’t say a lot at the moment because this is still in the works. But, there is a pretty good chance that Texas is going to get a really nice surprised addition to the 2020 class.

This could be great because not only will it add a potentially excellent player but it would take one number off the board for 2021. Given how this year has gone with the virus shut down, that’s probably a good thing.

I believe I’ll be able to say more later in the week."

@futureman getting his wish

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

@futureman getting his wish

I mean....there arent a lot of players that would fit that vague ass description plus RB recruiting hasnt been exactly great this cycle

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Super K- "I can’t say a lot at the moment because this is still in the works. But, there is a pretty good chance that Texas is going to get a really nice surprised addition to the 2020 class.

This could be great because not only will it add a potentially excellent player but it would take one number off the board for 2021. Given how this year has gone with the virus shut down, that’s probably a good thing.

I believe I’ll be able to say more later in the week."

Bathroom sources tell me Jalen Milroe is reclassifying to the respective 2020 class and will be ready to play this fall!!!

/HammifhecoveredUT...oranyschoolforthatmatter

Edited by Burt Macklin

I'm sorry, who do we think we're surprisingly getting? Because Kobe Stewart seems like...not a great surprise per his ranking. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, who do we think we're surprisingly getting? Because Kobe Stewart seems like...not a great surprise per his ranking. 

Zach Evans is the new Waddle.

/futureman

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, who do we think we're surprisingly getting? Because Kobe Stewart seems like...not a great surprise per his ranking. 

We honestly don't know, since Wells said today that Stewart is definitely going to FAU.

Zach Evans? Tarik Black? [insert highly-rated grad transfer here]?

Let your imagination run free.

Edited by texifornia

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, who do we think we're surprisingly getting? Because Kobe Stewart seems like...not a great surprise per his ranking. 

Not a lot of "excellent" players left for 2020....well maybe only one left on the board.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

We honestly don't know, since Wells said today that Stewart is definitely going to FAU.

Zach Evans? Tarik Black? [insert grad transfer OL or LB here]?

Let your imagination run free.

Any CB's to be had?

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