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Just now, EMAWesome said:

First hole has already knocked Rahm and Fowler out of the running.

Damn Marshal needed to get out of the way of Rickie's first tee shot.... Bumped off Marshal to go out of bounds.

 Probably stays in if he gets out of the way...

21 minutes ago, pops said:

Azinger is insufferable. 

Too soon to call him a cancer in the booth?

26 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Spieth hit the Fairway on hole #2 drive...... 😆

Spieth hits Fairway on #4... followed by pulled left approach iron shot.  That's two terrible iron shots into the green on consecutive holes...  DAMN!!

I'm not sure only losing one shot of your lead when there was at least a 50/50 chance of you losing three shots of your lead is sub-optimal.

A fortunate recovery. Hopefully he leaves that behind and can play another good round.

29 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Spieth hits Fairway on #4... followed by pulled left approach iron shot.  That's two terrible iron shots into the green on consecutive holes...  DAMN!!

Missed Fairway on #5 left.  Hits green with iron on par 3 hole #6.  Solid drive in the fairway on par 5 hole #7.... 

Spieth hopefully gonna start playing better??

11 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Every club in Rahm's bag might want to notify its next of kin.

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Koepka 100% going to murder JB. Will be the most exciting thing of the day. 

NBC takes a commercial break so their announcers can all tear the page with the "Brooks Koepka can become the first golfer to finish first or second in all four majors in a year" storyline out of their notebooks and into the trash can.

Will nbc replay the final round later today?

1 minute ago, pops said:

Koepka 100% going to murder JB. Will be the most exciting thing of the day. 

Yeah, 4 bogeys on first 4 holes has to have Brooks running hot.... 

Wait, did they just say Holmes and Koepka were waved up on the group in front of them? Are we in the upside down?

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Koepka 100% going to murder JB. Will be the most exciting thing of the day. 

I wish he had a little meter over his head. 

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Missed Fairway on #5 left.  Hits green with iron on par 3 hole #6.  Solid drive in the fairway on par 5 hole #7.... 

Spieth hopefully gonna start playing better??

NOPE.... Spieth ends up with a bogey from the Fairway on par 5 hole #7.... DAMN

1 birdie and 3 bogeys takes Spieth back to -5

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15 minutes ago, pops said:

Koepka 100% going to murder JB. Will be the most exciting thing of the day. 

Kind of a shame it will overshadow the wonderful golf Lowry has played all week. The plaque to commemorate it should be an interesting sight though.

8 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Kind of a shame it will overshadow the wonderful golf Lowry has played all week. The plaque to commemorate it should be an interesting sight though.

I think they will just leave JB's head on an ob stake as fair warning to hurry the fuck up. 

I'd keep playing... I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile

 

Okay, we need something to make this interesting.  Everyone drink whenever Azinger mentions Lowry's grips.

Too bad there's not a big group clustered within a couple of shots of the lead. Watching them jockey in this weather would have been awesome.

In addition to whatever prize money he wins Portrush should pay Holmes for mowing their rough today.

27 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Too bad there's not a big group clustered within a couple of shots of the lead. Watching them jockey in this weather would have been awesome.

Well, Lowry is big enough as it is, and his jockeys are probably XXXL. <rimshot>

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JB Holmes having the round that Shane would have needed to have to make someone else the winner.

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20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What’s slower than JB Holmes?

JB Holmes shooting an 80.

 

So you think he's going to birdie some holes coming in?

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Koepka rocking his high vis safety shirt today I see

The Charlie Brown

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Holmes has issues today.

He needed to consult Tom Watson, who could play in this weather. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lol at Eric the pheasant. 

Missed opportunity for a “nice cock”  reference. 

How bad must Rose and Fowler be playing?  Holmes is on pace for 82 or 83 and his group is keeping pace with them.

25 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What’s slower than JB Holmes?
JB Holmes shooting and 80.

With 5 holes left and Holmes already +10 on the Final Rd, there still might be an 85 possibility?? 

2 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Every club in Rahm's bag might want to notify its next of kin.

One of Stenson's clubs coming from behind for the first notification?

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

One of Stenson's clubs coming from behind for the first notification?

Shank-a-potamus on #17 for Stenson..... DANG

Iron to knee was the first good strike Stenson has had in a while. 

LOL

Fleetwood pulls out a 3 wood.

 

Azinger--"I like this play it takes the bunkers out of play"

Fleetwood puts tee shot into bunker.

Azinger--"What a tragic mistake.  You can't put this tee shot into one of those bunkers."

 

Then why did you like his club selection so much then?

Even with the big lead, you can see how hard he has to work not to card a couple of doubles and give it all up. 

NBC takes a commercial break so their announcers can all tear the page with the "Brooks Koepka can become the first golfer to finish first or second in all four majors in a year" storyline out of their notebooks and into the trash can.

Another commercial break coming so they can go dig it out of the trash
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:


Another commercial break coming so they can go dig it out of the trash

Might be right.  Fleetwood is shitting down both legs

Can't even escape the mother fucking Imagine Dragons during a golf broadcast. 

Thanks NBC you shit birds. 

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