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**Austin Family Law (child custody) BADASSES**

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I'm looking to make a short list of names on a change of venue case from Kerr County to Travis.

Current atty won't make the trip to ATX.

Complicated and contentios case.  I do not say that lightly.  I need to start having sitdowns with an atty here in town within the next two weeks.

Whatcha got Surly Abogados?

@scottsins.   That fucking dickhead Swam hae ex problems and he hired scottsins, and let's just say the problem "went away" if you catch my drift.   Dude makes shit happen. 

I thought it was Becky Beaver with Hornian next in line.

10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I thought it was Becky Beaver with Hornian next in line.

Sure, if there's a very large community estate that you don't mind pissing away on attorney's fees, Becky Beaver is your gal.

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

@scottsins.   That fucking dickhead Swam hae ex problems and he hired scottsins, and let's just say the problem "went away" if you catch my drift.   Dude makes shit happen. 

It was actually hornian.  Scottsins is primarily criminal.  He may handle some family, I don't know.  But it was hornian that kilt swam's ex.

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It was actually hornian.  Scottsins is primarily criminal.  He may handle some family, I don't know.  But it was hornian that kilt swam's ex.

Thread?  I gotta see that.

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37 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I guess that Spicy is getting spicy. 

Let my silence be my answer to that.

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

Thread?  I gotta see that.

Swam's ex passed away. 

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It was actually hornian.  Scottsins is primarily criminal.  He may handle some family, I don't know.  But it was hornian that kilt swam's ex.

my bad.  Hornian FTW.   

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Swam's ex passed away. 

Yeah it was recounted by Swam several times, all old and older places.  Hornian obviously did not kill his ex, but she passed during a custody proceeding, mooting it in Swam's favor.

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33 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Swam's ex passed away. 

Damn, I didn’t know Hornian was that good!

impressive

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hornian obviously did not kill his ex

Why do you think this is obvious?

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hornian obviously did not kill his ex, 

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Austin-based attorney James Walker has been jailed after attempting to hire a hit man to kill someone, according to a police affidavit filed Sunday.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s his surely name ?

JamesLaw, duh.

On 7/11/2019 at 10:17 PM, Cajun said:

Austin-based attorney James Walker has been jailed after attempting to hire a hit man to kill someone, according to a police affidavit filed Sunday.

I like his commitment level. Impressive

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I'm not looking for death, but this kind of commitment and creativity on behalf of the client is of interest...

 

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In this endeavor, over a 10 year span, I have had sit downs with 11 attorneys and hired 4 of them.

Hornian and his partner were by far the most prepared (save one in SA who is a friend of mine and did some pro bono stuff) of all of them.  They ask the right questions, they take good notes, and most of all they clued into what was going on and what needs to be done fast.  Stuff I've had to explain several times to my current and former attys, and some still don't get it, Hornian and his partner got.

For now, I'll just leave it at that, because the beat goes on...

On 7/15/2019 at 10:52 AM, Cajun said:

In this endeavor, over a 10 year span, I have had sit downs with 11 attorneys and hired 4 of them.

Hornian and his partner were by far the most prepared (save one in SA who is a friend of mine and did some pro bono stuff) of all of them.  They ask the right questions, they take good notes, and most of all they clued into what was going on and what needs to be done fast.  Stuff I've had to explain several times to my current and former attys, and some still don't get it, Hornian and his partner got.

For now, I'll just leave it at that, because the beat goes on...

Did you open the meeting with “muledick”?

6 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Did you open the meeting with “muledick”?

I would have LOVED to see Cajun open with that as a singular word that is said as a paragraph, see Hornian respond simply with a silent grin & then the partner have this confused "Uh... what?" thing going on.

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I'm saving that for court and the judge.

I thought it was Becky Beaver with Hornian next in line.

Ahh, mrs beaver is an assasin all right. High priced money churner yet very effective
On 7/17/2019 at 7:20 AM, Lat22 said:

Did you open the meeting with “muledick”?

"Fuck Chip Brown"


Ahh, mrs beaver is an assasin all right. High priced money churner yet very effective

She’s got it right too, everyone knows she’s going to money whip you first your ex second and everyone is scared so she wins. I was corporate counsel for a company that was a major piece of an estate where she represented one of the divorcing spouses and when the emails came in asking questions there were no less than 5 people at her firm copied on the email. Her firm probably bills an effective rate of $2000 or more per hour when they are fully saddled up. That’s the exact right way to do it. Rake the money and scare the living shit out of everyone. FTW.

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Knew someone going thru big d and beaver was opposing atty.
Deep pockets divorce. Got nasty.
Damn the amt of motions, requests, orders etc etc her office sent was at least 10-12 per week. Dragged out over a yr.
Cost mid to upper 6 figues or so i hear.
She is good though

On 7/10/2019 at 11:24 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

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First hearing with Hornian at the helm today.

A ways to go yet, but with the "go 1-0" type mindset, this morining walking out of that courtroom it was...

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No Ragerts on this hire.

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

First hearing with Hornian at the helm today.

Did he strenuously object?

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No, but there was a Code Red in the courtroom bathroom after those Rita's tacos I had this morning.

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6 minutes ago, Cajun said:

 

Judge had a tough time with it as well, to be fair.

lol, i bet

Texas judges must think all mothers are godly saints

Mother:

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Texas Judge: I don't see any reason to not award full custody, alimony, and child support to mother. Father will get one Saturday a month, supervised.

Father's Lawyer: Your honor! She just overdosed in your court.

Texas Judge: I don't like your tone mister, make it one hour supervised on Saturday every 3 months!

 

 

Glad it is going well for you.

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They are.  Blow any taco you can get in ATX outta the water.  Sad that Kerrville f'n Texas has two taco joints better than anything here.

Now SA, well, that's a different story.

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49 minutes ago, pacman said:

lol, i bet

Texas judges must think all mothers are godly saints

Mother:

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Texas Judge: I don't see any reason to not award full custody, alimony, and child support to mother. Father will get one Saturday a month, supervised.

Father's Lawyer: Your honor! She just overdosed in your court.

Texas Judge: I don't like your tone mister, make it one hour supervised on Saturday every 3 months!

 

 

Glad it is going well for you.

 

^^Accurate reply is accurate. If you or I had done the things this mother has done we'd already have been found in our cell after having "accidentally" fallen on a shiv  8 times.  

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Do NOT say "tree fiddy" when asked what your assets are worth.

Like anyone would be enough of a dumbass to say that in a real courtroom.

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I was a runner for Ted Terry back in college.  He and Becky faced off quite a bit.  

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What is Hornian's contact info? I need to help someone who is being harassed by CPS.

On 7/11/2019 at 8:55 AM, Bevo said:

I thought it was Becky Beaver with Hornian next in line.

She came through for by business pattern and his Colombian drug runner baby momma

4 hours ago, Bevo said:

What is Hornian's contact info? I need to help someone who is being harassed by CPS.

@hornian

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