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Snake? Check. Uranium? Check. Kentucky Deluxe? Check.

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Dude was so close to finally becoming "Rattlesnake Man" until the local deputy showed up and thwarted his plans of world domination.  

16 minutes ago, Dertyberd said:

Dude was so close to finally becoming "Rattlesnake Man" until the local deputy showed up and thwarted his plans of world domination.  

Rattlesnake men ??!!  Great, one more thing I've got to be worried about now...

Not that they needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious rattlesnake and uranium collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. 

 

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as opposed to non-radioactive uranium

5 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Not that they needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious rattlesnake and uranium collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. 

 

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"We were somewhere around Tulsa when the rattlesnake venom began to kick in."

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Kentucky Deluxe ain’t no joke.

 

Snake and uranium ain’t shit. The Deluxe is what will kill you.

IN this situation I usually like to open with 

"What seems to be the problem, officer?"

11 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The first comment is comedy gold.

I appreciate that they went to Back to the Future references shortly after, even though that involved Plutonium and not Uranium.  

9 hours ago, Deej said:

"We were somewhere around Tulsa when the rattlesnake venom began to kick in."

This is Sooner country.

Neither the snake nor the uranium was illegal to have, however in Guthrie, you're not allowed to keep dangerous animals as pets. So because Jennings is in jail, police had it euthanized.

On 7/11/2019 at 10:47 PM, Brothahorn said:

Kentucky Deluxe ain’t no joke.

 

Snake and uranium ain’t shit. The Deluxe is what will kill you.

I must’ve consumed 500 gallons of kd in my college career.  always on the rocks.  nectar of the gods.

17 hours ago, RPM said:

Neither the snake nor the uranium was illegal to have, however in Guthrie, you're not allowed to keep dangerous animals as pets. So because Jennings is in jail, police had it euthanized.

I’ve euthanized a lot of rattlesnakes in my days on our family ranch. Although a shotgun is fun and spectacular, the most foolproof and effective means is a shovel. Hold it down with a rake and use the shovel to give it a quick chop to the neck. Bury the head in a tin can so the venom doesn’t hit a dog if it’s dug up later. 

Just now, nnm said:

I’ve euthanized a lot of rattlesnakes in my days on our family ranch. Although a shotgun is fun and spectacular, the most foolproof and effective means is a shovel. Hold it down with a rake and use the shovel to give it a quick chop to the neck. Bury the head in a tin can so the venom doesn’t hit a dog if it’s dug up later. 

And you've saved a shotgun shell.

How did the cops not find the meth.  There was meth present - it’s a certainty.

34 minutes ago, CoTex said:

How did the cops not find the meth.  There was meth present - it’s a certainty.

It was hidden in the rattlesnake. 

"Kentucky Uranium Snake" sounds like the worst thing that anyone has ever done to another person.

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Also I'm assuming the snake was named Nathan.  That's Latin for 'warm' by the way... Nathan Scott Phillips. 

Neither the snake nor the uranium was illegal to have, however in Guthrie, you're not allowed to keep dangerous animals as pets. So because Jennings is in jail, police had it euthanized.


Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

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