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He got three as a player but really wants one as a coach.

 

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/category/rumor-mill/

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Lewan: Matt Neely [an assistant for the podcast] said he would cut off his d–k for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said ‘No, I would not do that.’ Would you cut your d–k off for a Super Bowl?

Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.

Lewan: You’ve got three?!

Vrabel: As a player. . . . You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.

Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and [Vrabel’s wife] Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut . . . my d–k off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like ‘eh,’ or would she be upset?

Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?

  

Hits close to home - I'd happily cut off his dick for a Super Bowl W for pretty much anyone other than Patriots.

Would it be the first from an NFL coach in your collection? 

32 minutes ago, futureman said:

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I'd console her if he follows through. 

When you want to tailgate at the stadium but you're from tOSU and you have to do it from the vacant field next door.

8 minutes ago, millhouse said:

If only we could convince aggy that this could work for them....

They already cut their dicks off when they moved to the by gawd SEC!

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

Would it be the first from an NFL coach in your collection? 

Hmm, good question. I don't actually know. The place I got them from, where I once worked, is closed now, so I can't ask the only ones who'd know the original owners.

8 hours ago, millhouse said:

If only we could convince aggy that this could work for them....

Meh, they are in bad enough shape already, being the nutless choads that they are.

Nutless Choads is actually a fairly decent band name.

25 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

dickless

if he was takin care of business, I’d be out of business, am I right?

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:

looks dry as fuck

That’s their problem. They make things for that. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

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