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What could go wrong?

Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/alien-march-facebook-event-trnd/index.html

Voluntary population control at it's best.

Yes idiots, they can stop you all.

yet many of you maintain facebook accounts.

Just now, gecko said:

yet many of you maintain facebook accounts.

for news about family and friends...

well, and repeated indicators of whom the extremists and cultists are.

 

Might be synonymous...

The government moved all research to DPG (Dugway Proving Ground) in Utah years ago. 

Just now, Parliament said:

And I think Area 51 is riddled with radioactivity?

From the aliens I'm betting....

Don't need to waste bullets, just use put up a billboard on the highway that says the aliens have been moved to Area 52.

Nothing to see here, keep moving - oh yeah and film any of them that try to enter. 
I'd use water cannons and sonic waves to defeat a flotilla of idiots

Meant to be tongue and cheek?  I assure you every one of those retards is now on a gov't watch list just like Hugo.

Anyone know if there will be a viewing platform to get a good view of the carnage?

Look at the bright side. Dolemite probably gets arrested giving us a reprieve from his posting for a few days.

The movie Hanger 18 was filmed in my hometown, Big Spring, when I was a kid. /csb

 

Here are the car chase scenes showing off the town's glory and natural splendor:

Spoiler


 

 


 

 

I listen to Coast to Coast AM late nights when I can't sleep. The people who call in are the targets of this. John on Long Island? Your time is coming!

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

And I think Area 51 is riddled with radioactivity?

I think it is just carbonyl waste from stealth aircraft paints. Should be good for these guys.

 

300,000 pledged to show. Vegas has the O/U of actual people that show up as 0.5. I’ll take the under.

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'd use water cannons and sonic waves to defeat a flotilla of idiots

Psssh. How is that entertaining. I vote land mines, barbed wire and machine gun nests. They can reenact DDay while they're there. 

So they are just going to skip S-4? 
You just made the list pal.
my ex is all about this crap. Dear Alien overlords, please beam her up 

She just wanted to be probed by something she could feel.
3 hours ago, gecko said:

yet many of you maintain facebook accounts.

Not gonna lie, it's pretty good for beer releases.

2 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Legendary marketing ploy by the Roswell chamber of commerce. 

Or not, since Area 51 is in Nevada. 

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

What could go wrong?

Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/alien-march-facebook-event-trnd/index.html

hahahahaha, "naruto run?"

we are knee deep in naruto episodes because of my boys. this is naruto running:

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now picture 3000 dorks trying to effect this into area 51.

goddamn, i'm actually laughing out loud just thinking of it

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Or not, since Area 51 is in Nevada. 

That's what they WANT you to believe.

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:
2 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:
So they are just going to skip S-4? 

You just made the list pal.

There is no S-4, and you now no longer have a traceable past. 

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I listen to Coast to Coast AM late nights when I can't sleep. The people who call in are the targets of this. John on Long Island? Your time is coming!

I listened to that one time on a road trip. Holy shit those people 

4 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I listen to Coast to Coast AM late nights when I can't sleep. The people who call in are the targets of this. John on Long Island? Your time is coming!

Guys like this?

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31 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I listened to that one time on a road trip. Holy shit those people 

I'm telling you, those people are the ones who will show up. They even have their own dating website where goobers can meet other like minded goobers. Tentacle sex abounds.

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

1 idiot is taking this seriously.

yea his name is Justin Weiss Smith

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18 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I'm telling you, those people are the ones who will show up. They even have their own dating website where goobers can meet other like minded goobers. Tentacle sex abounds.

Can I get that URL? Asking for a friend...

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

hahahahaha, "naruto run?"

we are knee deep in naruto episodes because of my boys. this is naruto running:

tenor.gif?itemid=5552832

now picture 3000 dorks trying to effect this into area 51.

goddamn, i'm actually laughing out loud just thinking of it

 

they'll be winded after 5 steps 

2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I listened to that one time on a road trip. Holy shit those people 

Tune in on Halloween. Scary stuff. 

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