Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I call BS.

Why?  007 isn't James Bond.  007 is a designation.  So Bond retires and they give the 007 designation to the woke chick.  

Female M agent in the role of 007/ Bond ?  Hey let's make a remake of the ghost busters, and use chicks this time.......

Edited by Onboard 2.0

That article seems to say that the actress is gorgeous and that bond can’t resist her character. But the picture is of a decently attractive woman. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That article seems to say that the actress is gorgeous and that bond can’t resist her character. But the picture is of a decently attractive woman. 

She's attractive at best. She's a bit mannish looking IMO.

I'll watch as many with her as Bond as I did Pierce Brosnan, none.

Hey now. By 90s standards, Goldeneye was pretty good. 

38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That article seems to say that the actress is gorgeous and that bond can’t resist her character. But the picture is of a decently attractive woman. 

For those that have seen it, she's Larson's best friend in Captain Marvel.

 

I wished they'd gotten Brie Larson just watch everyone's heads explode. What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

Quote

“There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he’s having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo.”

lulz

"That’s L.A. They worship everything and value nothing."  

nothing is sacred anymore.

The only way to save the franchise is to clone Sean Connery. It should be old enough to take on the role of young Bond by the time the sting wears off this shitfest.

Just now, RPM said:

The only way to save the franchise is to clone Sean Connery. It should be old enough to take on the role of young Bond by the time the sting wears off this shitfest.

He was the best IMO, but I really dig Craigs darker more mercurial portrayal as well.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

I wished they'd gotten Brie Larson just watch everyone's heads explode. What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

I would enjoy the internet meltdowns.   

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

trying to zing people on a message board, I think

Maybe Jane Bond can take down weinstein and all the other hollywood molestors. Super woke!

Bond’s persona is what makes the movies enjoyable- certainly not the storylines. If you castrate Bond, the movies aren’t even worth making anymore.

Reads like she has the 007 designation but then James Bond is called back into service from retirement.  In other words, no big deal.  More of a stunt to generate buzz.

Edited by Nice Guy Eddie

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I hope she fucks the same amount of Bond girls 

I'm hoping for a 003'some

5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

The movie ends with James Bond getting taken to the cleaners when Moneypenny finally sues for sexual harassment.

Nope. He fakes his death and bails out to avoid a multitude of paternity suits

21 hours ago, mdmost said:

I wished they'd gotten Brie Larson just watch everyone's heads explode. What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

Brie seems to be making a play for Star Wars. I really hope they make her the supreme Jedi or something like that. It would be fitting.

On 7/14/2019 at 10:55 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

She's attractive at best. She's a bit mannish looking IMO.

She's like a slightly sexier version of Keenan Thompson.

5 minutes ago, ajax said:

She's like a slightly sexier version of Keenan Thompson.

I wouldn't go that far, but can see the resemblance. She damn isn't striking in her looks, and is a little on the plumper side for sure (movie star plump, not normal person plump).

24 minutes ago, ajax said:

She's like a slightly sexier version of Keenan Thompson.

No doubt the movie industry can do some magic and make people almost unrecognizable at times, but from the picture in the link, I can see "mannish" as described above.  Maybe it's the hair a bit, but she seems like a person that if you dressed her a certain way, you could pull off "that's a man!"  Suspect there'll be another "Bond girl" in the movie that is more in line with purist expectations.  

4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

No doubt the movie industry can do some magic and make people almost unrecognizable at times, but from the picture in the link, I can see "mannish" as described above.  Maybe it's the hair a bit, but she seems like a person that if you dressed her a certain way, you could pull off "that's a man!"  Suspect there'll be another "Bond girl" in the movie that is more in line with purist expectations.  

Maybe it's the Eugene Levy eyebrows.

I can see a female "Double 0" agent. Maybe even a stand alone movie about a female "Double 0" agent. I might not watch it, but I wouldn't have a problem with it.

But if they try to have a Jane Bond 007, that would be a woke trainwreck and would ruin the longest running movie franchise.

Were movie-goers clamoring for Bond movies to "get with the times"?  Answer probably..."no".  Dumbass Hollywood...

1 hour ago, gecko said:

Were movie-goers clamoring for Bond movies to "get with the times"?  Answer probably..."no".  Dumbass Hollywood...

Here are two paths:

A) You make a great movie that makes a ton of money. Use the money to buy a huge mansion, fancy cars, and beautiful women. Hollywood notices you with your beautiful women and fancy cars and pours out love to you.

B) You make a shity ass woke movie that loses a fuckton of money, but Hollywood pours out love to you because of your wokeness.

When you think about it, path B makes more sense and is faster than path A if you're a narcissist.

I don't care if they reassign 007 to somebody else. But she looks more like about a 005.

On 7/14/2019 at 6:42 PM, Neonmoon said:

I hope she fucks the same amount of Bond girls 

gross, she looks like something snuck into the transporter with her a la The Fly

You can tell the posters that don't like Dark womenz...

I don’t think it’s fair to judge who like brown sugar based on that chick. I’m sure she has a rocking bod or she wouldn’t be considered for the part. Facewise, she not exactly great. It’s also important to remember this is Surly. We pass on 7s.



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

34 minutes ago, Drew said:

You can tell the posters that don't like Dark womenz...

Nah not really. She just isn't that beautiful. She's pretty, but not Bond girl hot.

17 hours ago, Drew said:

You can tell the posters that don't like Dark womenz... Men

I think Kenan Thompson is funny as hell, I just think playing Bond is a stretch for him.spacer.png

On ‎7‎/‎17‎/‎2019 at 5:29 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Nah not really. She just isn't that beautiful. She's pretty, but not Bond girl hot.

She wouldn't be a Bond "Girl" in this scenario.

 

And jesus Frank Erwin, she doesn't look like a dude.  But I do see a lot of Surly members who seem to always say the black woman we post are really dudes(except for like Halle Berry and similar toned women).

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.