July 23, 20196 yr Highlights: wild bald eagle flew right over top of me and landed in nearby tree. moose came to school. I walked out the back door of school, 1 o’clock am, and there she was mama and offspring. Mama was lean, like a horse. Both galloped off quickly. saw 2 red foxes in broad daylight. Went all summer without placing grocery order. the one food I miss, Texas brisket, has been smoked by a competition brisket smoker, my brother in law, and will arrive with the wife August 2. Still have several steaks, couple of pork loins, etc. in freezer. Set local record for steps in one day, almost 56000, on June 21. Dogs set their record for walks on June 21, 4. The old girl is really good at giving me look that says no more. Was driving in village today, and little dog ran under truck while stopped. Had to get out and yell at dog to get out from under truck. 4:37 pm, 60 degrees, sunny, low tonight 47.
July 23, 20196 yr Your wife left town for almost an entire solstice and you saw a moose, walked a lot, and ate a pork loin. Well as Al Pacino tells Tone Loc in "Heat"...I am over-fucking-whelmed. I'm happy for you that you think you had a nice time.
July 23, 20196 yr Enjoy the last bit of your masturbation time and don’t forget to clear your browser history.
July 23, 20196 yr The tone seems one of manic inebriation. Quite strange, but excusable. I’ll allow it.
July 23, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Paco said: 8 hours ago, Your Mom said: Where are you? This is not my sock I swear. I was gonna be damned impressed at 56,000 steps.
July 23, 20196 yr 21 hours ago, orangecat92 said: Highlights: wild bald eagle flew right over top of me and landed in nearby tree. moose came to school. I walked out the back door of school, 1 o’clock am, and there she was mama and offspring. Mama was lean, like a horse. Both galloped off quickly. saw 2 red foxes in broad daylight. You should probably post some pics
July 23, 20196 yr My wife has been gone all summer as well. I made sure to get a visit in every 10 days to two weeks which doesn’t quite make it a wife free summer. However, I worked and was pretty bored, so my stories suck compared to his.
July 24, 20196 yr Author 13 hours ago, gecko said: WiFi free summer would have been better....says the guy posting over dial-up. WiFi pretty limited. Sometimes it feels almost like dialup. School has no landline and internet since power went out Sunday am. When power came back, no landline or internet. Convinced main office we need internet and landline because of summer school next week. Alexa is dying, a slow death now.
July 24, 20196 yr On 7/22/2019 at 7:50 PM, Whatever said: She wasn't free...she was with me. I got a bad deal, she charged me
July 24, 20196 yr Who is it about? What happened? When did it take place? Where did it take place? Why did it happen? Tell the story again
July 24, 20196 yr Looks to me like he is teaching in Alaska and his wife is not with him. However, that is just a guess.
July 25, 20196 yr Creative Writing 201, actually. His seminar class on "Early 21st Century Debauchery" is really his baby though, it's upper division and the students are very committed.
July 25, 20196 yr I read it 4 times. Very moving, it left me breathless and wanting more. Will the baby moose survive the coming cruel winter? Will the wife return carrying another mans seed? MOAR DAMMIT!!!
July 25, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, PilotsError said: I hope he doesn't teach English. Eskimos have low standards.
July 25, 20196 yr Highlights: wild bald eagle flew right over top of me and landed in nearby tree. moose came to school. I walked out the back door of school, 1 o’clock am, and there she was mama and offspring. Mama was lean, like a horse. Both galloped off quickly. saw 2 red foxes in broad daylight. Went all summer without placing grocery order. the one food I miss, Texas brisket, has been smoked by a competition brisket smoker, my brother in law, and will arrive with the wife August 2. Still have several steaks, couple of pork loins, etc. in freezer. Set local record for steps in one day, almost 56000, on June 21. Dogs set their record for walks on June 21, 4. The old girl is really good at giving me look that says no more. Was driving in village today, and little dog ran under truck while stopped. Had to get out and yell at dog to get out from under truck. 4:37 pm, 60 degrees, sunny, low tonight 47. I really think you should post this on the old board and see where it goes. They are dying for this kind of real life content.
July 25, 20196 yr Did you leave out the part of the story where you ate at a shitty restaurant that’s been on your bucket list forever?
July 25, 20196 yr Highlights: took a one wipe dump and narrowly avoided a grackle through the windshield. I saw a homeless person on the way to work that I can only assume is a meth head. It’s been approximately 4 days since the wife sexed me but strangely was able to fap to this thread. I have a refrigerator full of fine meats and cheeses. Praying it lasts through winter.
July 26, 20196 yr 59 minutes ago, Assman said: How the fuck are y'all getting rid of your wives for an entire season? First you make a roux...
July 26, 20196 yr How the fuck are y'all getting rid of your wives for an entire season?I decided to summer in Maine, she didn't want to.
July 26, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Assman said: How the fuck are y'all getting rid of your wives for an entire season? Sent her, the kids, and the dog to the beach for the summer.
July 26, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Brew said: Sent her, the kids, and the dog to the beach for the summer. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Where do I send my $9.95?
July 26, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, Incredulity said: I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Where do I send my $9.95? To my wife, she’ll know how to dispose of it quickly.
July 26, 20196 yr On 7/22/2019 at 9:30 PM, Lobo said: Your wife left town for almost an entire solstice and you saw a moose, walked a lot, and ate a pork loin. Well as Al Pacino tells Tone Loc in "Heat"...I am over-fucking-whelmed. I'm happy for you that you think you had a nice time. GIMME ALL YA GOT!
July 26, 20196 yr I saw an episode of Sanford and Son the other night where there were two Redd Foxes at the same time. I tied the record for fewest steps taken during a half hour TV show.
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