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  • 1 month later...

Maybe that was one of his sons who called his hand?

Edited by Armybrat

6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Maybe that was one of his sons who called his hand?

Don't think so, Adrian would have gone to the belt if it was one of his sons.  

My thought is Adrian was ready to throw the first punch, realized he couldn't afford any more legal issues,  couldn't back down because he just couldn't back down, and waited for the other guy. 

40 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

That casino looks bum af

Where in methville was this

Not sure.  Maybe it wasnt a casino and some type of social club in Houston or similar? 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

AD puttin' all that 0u schoolin' to good use, I see.

13 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

AD puttin' all that 0u schoolin' to good use, I see.

I'd bet I've been to as many classes at 0u as Peterson has

That dude was lucky AD didn't impregnate him.

I’m surprised whenever okie trash isn’t beating on a girl.

2 hours ago, PGFrog said:

Don't think so, Adrian would have gone to the belt if it was one of his sons.  

My thought is Adrian was ready to throw the first punch, realized he couldn't afford any more legal issues,  couldn't back down because he just couldn't back down, and waited for the other guy. 

The simple explanation is usually the right one: he was clearly at a .32 BAC with how those sluggish right hooks looked. To the untrained eye, he just looks like a fit 45 year old trying to fight, but that's because he's highly functioning alky.

4 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

The simple explanation is usually the right one: he was clearly at a .32 BAC with how those sluggish right hooks looked. To the untrained eye, he just looks like a fit 45 year old trying to fight, but that's because he's highly functioning alky.

Video cut out way too soon.  AP clearly had the upper hand once he pinned him against the wall, but we don't get to see how it developed from there. 

Lulz. Some joint called jokerstars, who promptly threw the video up on their social media. 

 

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Peterson should be an entrant on plenty of death pools going forward. I'd put his o/u at 55 years.

Good little scrap, boys. Better than some douche pulling out a gun and ending someone’s life for absolutely no reason. I think the little Armenian won this round. 

It’s times like this I’m glad he threw a fit and didn’t come to Texas. All because Mack Brown told him that Cedric Benson was going to be the featured back so he threw a tantrum and went to OU instead.

Peterson should be an entrant on plenty of death pools going forward. I'd put his o/u at 55 years.

He’ll live way longer than he should, but when he dies he and OJ can compare resumes.
11 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Peterson should be an entrant on plenty of death pools going forward. I'd put his o/u at 55 years.

AP v. JFF

If I was the oddsmaker, JFF is a heavy favorite. 

AP is not a great poker player.  That guy is an idiot for trying to fight him.  Not because he's a former professional athlete, but because it probably is cutting into his profits.  

If hypothetically I was AP and I got into a fight at a poker club, the last thing I would want is that stupid card room to blast the video on the internet.

And as always with fight videos, fire the video guy.  

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

He’ll live way longer than he should, but when he dies he and OJ can compare resumes.

try to find a better comparison

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

try to find a better comparison

Both RBs that are a POS.  But yea, one has murdered and the other probably has. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Both RBs that are a POS.  But yea, one has murdered and the other probably has. 

your dad never hit you?  how nice. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

your dad never hit you?  how nice. 

I’m going to guess you never saw the photo that the tyke’s mom posted, with  almost 20 lines of welt scars from switch strokes. 

1 hour ago, statsman said:

I’m going to guess you never saw the photo that the tyke’s mom posted, with  almost 20 lines of welt scars from switch strokes. 

welts from getting switched.  oh my holy god the horror.  he’s worse than OJ. 

On 6/19/2025 at 2:14 PM, markstanco said:

Not sure.  Maybe it wasnt a casino and some type of social club in Houston or similar? 

In a strip mall shopping center with a Laundromat on one side running 20 8 liners in a back room and a Korean nail salon on the other.

AD can’t fight at all lol. Dude was an eyelash away from being on video knocking out a HOFer for eternity.

4 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

In a strip mall shopping center with a Laundromat on one side running 20 8 liners in a back room and a Korean nail salon on the other.

You need to be a bit more specific for me to pin it down to which part of Houston.

Was there a THC store in the strip center?  A cell phone store?  Maybe a shipping store or a liquor store run by an Asian or Indian?

On 6/19/2025 at 10:50 PM, Longboard Horn said:

It’s times like this I’m glad he threw a fit and didn’t come to Texas. All because Mack Brown told him that Cedric Benson was going to be the featured back so he threw a tantrum and went to OU instead.

To win Heismans and national championships was his reason if memory serves, of which he won a combined total of....0

Edited by Dennis Taylor

welts from getting switched.  oh my holy god the horror.  he’s worse than OJ. 

Didn’t he tear his kids ball sack or something?
23 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

To win Heismans and national championships was his reason if memory serves, of which he won a combined total of....0

He did get to play in exciting BCS games against USC (lost 55-19) and Boise State (lol trick plays game, lost 43-42). He got his revenge on Mack by going 1-2 vs. Texas with his team scoring 34 total points in those games. 

On 6/21/2025 at 11:21 AM, PGFrog said:

Was there a THC store in the strip center?  A cell phone store?  Maybe a shipping store or a liquor store run by an Asian or Indian?

And how many rub-n-tug establishments?

He did get to play in exciting BCS games against USC (lost 55-19) and Boise State (lol trick plays game, lost 43-42). He got his revenge on Mack by going 1-2 vs. Texas with his team scoring 34 total points in those games. 

Doesn’t that jackass have the Red River single game rushing record or something?
  • 4 months later...

Getting popped for a DUI in Houston and at 10am has got to be mathematically impossible....

$100 million but can't afford an Uber. Twice.

26 minutes ago, t_eight said:

Getting popped for a DUI in Houston and at 10am has got to be mathematically impossible....

That just means he was probably north of .20 a few hours earlier 

I've played poker with him in Houston. Wonder if he played overnight and they started serving at 7am and he was able to get sloshed.

On 6/22/2025 at 6:49 PM, Jkwellborn said:


Doesn’t that jackass have the Red River single game rushing record or something?

I don’t know about that, but he should have been the first freshman to win the Heisman.  Not Johnny Football. 
 

But idiot Heisman voters wouldn’t dream of voting for a freshman over Jason White that same season. 
 

White had a great season, but a freshman running back ran for 1,900 yards in a season.   That’s more impressive than Crabtree getting 1,900 yards receiving based on where each of them receives the ball in relation to the line of scrimmage. 
 

But he’s a moron that beats kids with a switch and he’s a drunk.  

On 6/22/2025 at 11:17 AM, Murfdogg21 said:

He did get to play in exciting BCS games against USC (lost 55-19) and Boise State (lol trick plays game, lost 43-42). He got his revenge on Mack by going 1-2 vs. Texas with his team scoring 34 total points in those games. 

A friend’s husband is a prof at OU.  We talked football at a NYE party before that Orange Bowl they played against USC. 
 

He assured me that Jason White and A.D. and their defense would win them the game. 
 

He does not like reminders that the only thing worse than Ashley Simpson’s halftime performance was the showing OU made on the field. 

8 hours ago, t_eight said:

Getting popped for a DUI in Houston and at 10am has got to be mathematically impossible....

challenge accepted.

The NFL All-Pro Fuck-Up Roster sports some pretty serious talent:

QB: Vick

Backs: AD, Ray Rice, OJ

WR/TE: Plaxico, Irvin, Aaron Hernandez

OL: Jason Peters, Barrett Robbins

Def: Ray Lewis, Aldon Smith, Pacman Jones, Darren Sharper (hardest hitting mfer in the league) 

49 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

The NFL All-Pro Fuck-Up Roster sports some pretty serious talent:

QB: Vick

Backs: AD, Ray Rice, OJ

WR/TE: Plaxico, Irvin, Aaron Hernandez

OL: Jason Peters, Barrett Robbins

Def: Ray Lewis, Aldon Smith, Pacman Jones, Darren Sharper (hardest hitting mfer in the league) 

No Rae Carruth

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