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20 hours ago, t_eight said:

Getting popped for a DUI in Houston and at 10am has got to be mathematically impossible....

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3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

The NFL All-Pro Fuck-Up Roster sports some pretty serious talent:

Def: Ray Lewis, Aldon Smith, Pacman Jones, Darren Sharper (hardest hitting mfer in the league) 

Darryl Henley says "wassup"

22 hours ago, t_eight said:

Getting popped for a DUI in Houston and at 10am has got to be mathematically impossible....

Maybe he was driving on Drank Blvd.

21 hours ago, Vermin said:

I've played poker with him in Houston. Wonder if he played overnight and they started serving at 7am and he was able to get sloshed.

He's a total fish. Drinks while he plays. Gets emotional. I know someone very well that made "poker friends" with him and tries to play against him any chance he can get. 

1 hour ago, BlackCat said:

He's a total fish. Drinks while he plays. Gets emotional. I know someone very well that made "poker friends" with him and tries to play against him any chance he can get. 

AD is for Always Drunk.  He needs to just go away.  I would say get some help but we know that's not gonna happen.  What a waste...

Two DUIs within 6 months in different states is fucking wild. That's going to be a nightmare for him to deal with and extremely expensive unless he just wants to go to jail for a year. 

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Two DUIs within 6 months in different states is fucking wild. That's going to be a nightmare for him to deal with and extremely expensive unless he just wants to go to jail for a year. 

The unlawful weapon is actually the bigger charge, a class A misdemeanor.

On 10/26/2025 at 7:54 PM, t_eight said:

Getting popped for a DUI in Houston and at 10am has got to be mathematically impossible....

 

uber x is your friend 

7 minutes ago, Vermin said:

The unlawful weapon is actually the bigger charge, a class A misdemeanor.

Does the Minny DUI not result in the one he just got in Texas being a repeat offense?

But yeah - the weapon charge doesn't help. I was just commenting on the headache of facing charges in multiple states at the same time. 

17 hours ago, 52-80 said:

The NFL All-Pro Fuck-Up Roster sports some pretty serious talent:

QB: Vick

Backs: AD, Ray Rice, OJ

WR/TE: Plaxico, Irvin, Aaron Hernandez

OL: Jason Peters, Barrett Robbins

Def: Ray Lewis, Aldon Smith, Pacman Jones, Darren Sharper (hardest hitting mfer in the league) 

Lawrence Taylor says "hi".

15 hours ago, Blotto said:

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This is the funniest and best thing I've seen on this site in a long time. 

I think what's mainly broke is Peterson's brain. 

His financials merely reflect that brain broke, with a mirror image of bank account broke.

16 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

AD is for Always Drunk.  He needs to just go away.  I would say get some help but we know that's not gonna happen.  What a waste...

I don’t understand why these pro athletes get so screwed up with money.  Why gamble?  You made a ton of money in the league!  Just don’t blow it on stupid stuff and you will be set!

But alas, every big football school or even basketball school is coddling a number of great players who are functional illiterates.   It shouldn’t be surprising they flame out. 

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I don’t understand why these pro athletes get so screwed up with money.  Why gamble?  You made a ton of money in the league!  Just don’t blow it on stupid stuff and you will be set!

But alas, every big football school or even basketball school is coddling a number of great players who are functional illiterates.   It shouldn’t be surprising they flame out. 

Growing up poor and then getting money has the potential to screw up a lot of things, especially if that money comes fast.

If you're smart/lucky, it's just overindulging your kids.

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

But alas, every big football school or even basketball school is coddling a number of great players who are functional illiterates.   It shouldn’t be surprising they flame out. 

Peterson was a spectacular athlete with few peers that could match his abilities. He's an even bigger moron, just stupid as fuck, and every penny he ever earned was destined to leave his pockets because thats how the world works when people realize how fucking dumb he is. 

18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Growing up poor and then getting money has the potential to screw up a lot of things, especially if that money comes fast.

If you're smart/lucky, it's just overindulging your kids.

You have to grow up around truly poor people to understand how little they know about the time value of money. Their brain hasn't been able to go there yet, and then an athlete like AD gets hit by a lightning strike of millions of dollars. Very rarely does it turn out well. 

Peterson is a POS.  He's been arrested for numerous DWIs, more than one domestic abuse with a woman and felony child abuse.  He had a warrant for not paying child support.  He also never even met one of his 6 children by 6 different women who was murdered.

I don't care how you grew up.  Growing up poor doesn't give you a pass for being an absentee deadbeat father, child abuser, woman abuser and constant drunk.

 

  • 1 month later...

Cant we just deport that fuckhead to Oklahoma?

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

To get a dwi in the age of rideshares is super dumb fuckery. 

He’s broke. A $50 rideshare hurts the finances of a broke person.

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