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Sead Kolasinac fends off armed thugs during attempted carjacking

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Ozil and Kola just got back to London today after Arsenal's US tour, and they were stopped by thugs armed with knives who tried to carjack Ozil. The Bosnian Tank got out and went after both men and fended them off. Crazy, scary shit, but luckily neither player was harmed.

 

 

Edited by Goo Punch

10 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Ozil and Kola just got back to London today after Arsenal's US tour, and they were stopped by thugs armed with knives who tried to carjack Ozil. The Bosnian Tank got out and went after both men and fended them off. Crazy, scary shit, but luckily neither player was harmed.

Özil is such a funny little bitch.

Why the fuck wouldn't you just run over those guys? Your vehicle would crush their bikes and them, but instead he freezes like a pussy.

Fortunately he had someone from a war torn country to go HULK on the skinny little robbers, but it's hilarious that there was even a threat at all. They had knives and a small motorcycle. Özil is driving what looks like one of those Mercedes G wagon. That thing would fuck up anything in its path.

Laughable that there wasn't just a reenactment of this scene from "Smokey & The Bandit".
 

 

Look, Özil bravely got the car out of harm’s way while Kols fought off their assailants. Who’s the true hero here?

Fighting off dudes with knives was probably "Tuesday as a kid in Bosnia" for Sead. 

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Turns out the attackers confronted Kola as he was leaving his home, meeting Ozil and his wife who were in the car. They demanded Kola's watch and attacked him, so he fought back. What we couldn't see in the video was one of the attackers trying to get into the car, which is when Ozil started driving off. Kola fought them off long enough, then jumped into Ozil's G Wagon where they were chased by the thugs for 15 more minutes until they arrived  at a Turkish restaurant that they frequent, with Ozil's car pretty well bashed up from bricks and rocks. The owners of the restaurant then came outside and helped chase them off. Apparently Ozil and Kola are both fine, but Ozil's wife is pretty shaken up. Just a crazy ass story all around.

 

here's a photo from the beginning of the attack:

 

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3 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Turns out the attackers confronted Kola as he was leaving his home, meeting Ozil and his wife who were in the car. They demanded Kola's watch and attacked him, so he fought back. What we couldn't see in the video was one of the attackers trying to get into the car, which is when Ozil started driving off. Kola fought them off long enough, then jumped into Ozil's G Wagon where they were chased by the thugs for 15 more minutes until they arrived  at a Turkish restaurant that they frequent, with Ozil's car pretty well bashed up from bricks and rocks. The owners of the restaurant then came outside and helped chase them off. Apparently Ozil and Kola are both fine, but Ozil's wife is pretty shaken up. Just a crazy ass story all around.

 

here's a photo from the beginning of the attack:

 

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Other gang members...

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Still don't understand why Ozil didn't just run over them after they pulled away.

Also, in a country that doesn't allow everyone to own guns, why would you not have pepper spray that you have someone spray in a round-about way out the window in front of the guys on the scooter. They would have stopped and/or crashed in seconds after driving into a mist of that spray.

So regarded.

On 7/25/2019 at 4:28 PM, Goo Punch said:

 

 

that’s a big soccer player. 

Edited by futureman

15 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s a big soccer player. 

Kolašinac is often referred to by fans as the "The Destroyer", "The Tank", or "The Bosnian Hulk", due to his robust, muscular frame and aggressive playing style.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sead_Kolašinac&mobileaction=toggle_view_desktop

Apparently he’s a German with Muslim parents from the former Yugoslavia. After being born & raised in German, and matriculating through the German national team youth levels, he picked up a Bosnian passport 6 years ago like dozens of Frenchies do with African countries. 

He’s only 6 ft tall, but looked huge compared to those tiny attackers. 

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