July 26, 20196 yr So, her husband is in Alaska or somewhere, doing God knows what. She's been over here every night begging for cock. According to Herman's piss chart, I'm dehydrated, and it's not from working out...it's just from the jizz output required by this dumb bitch. I'm really tired of fucking her. She'll be her husband's problem again soon. Arrivederci, you dumb whore.
July 26, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, That Guy said: Your mom’s poorly executed and played out! ^ Woulda been a lot cooler if you started a new thread to say that.
July 26, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, Landomatic said: So we're starting new threads to tell poorly executed, played out Surly jokes now? We’re we ever not?
July 27, 20196 yr 12 hours ago, That Guy said: Your mom’s poorly executed and played out! Hey man don’t be *checks username* never mind
July 30, 20196 yr On July 25, 2019 at 11:50 PM, Gil Bang said: So, her husband is in Alaska or somewhere, doing God knows what. She's been over here every night begging for cock. According to Herman's piss chart, I'm dehydrated, and it's not from working out...it's just from the jizz output required by this dumb bitch. I'm really tired of fucking her. She'll be her husband's problem again soon. Arrivederci, you dumb whore. Not to put too fine of a poInt on it, but in the scenario you describe, "you" are the side piece. 😘
August 5, 20196 yr On 7/26/2019 at 12:50 AM, Gil Bang said: So, her husband is in Alaska or somewhere, doing God knows what. She's been over here every night begging for cock. According to Herman's piss chart, I'm dehydrated, and it's not from working out...it's just from the jizz output required by this dumb bitch. I'm really tired of fucking her. She'll be her husband's problem again soon. Arrivederci, you dumb whore. good luck, I'm sure you will be off the penicillin soon enough
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