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#1

So, her husband is in Alaska or somewhere, doing God knows what.


She's been over here every night begging for cock.  According to Herman's piss chart, I'm dehydrated, and it's not from working out...it's just from the jizz output required by this dumb bitch.  I'm really tired of fucking her. She'll be her husband's problem again soon.

Arrivederci, you dumb whore. 

#6
9 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Your mom’s poorly executed and played out!

^ Woulda been a lot cooler if you started a new thread to say that.

#10
12 hours ago, That Guy said:

Your mom’s poorly executed and played out!

Hey man don’t be *checks username* never mind 

#12
On July 25, 2019 at 11:50 PM, Gil Bang said:

So, her husband is in Alaska or somewhere, doing God knows what.


She's been over here every night begging for cock.  According to Herman's piss chart, I'm dehydrated, and it's not from working out...it's just from the jizz output required by this dumb bitch.  I'm really tired of fucking her. She'll be her husband's problem again soon.

Arrivederci, you dumb whore. 

Not to put too fine of a poInt on it, but in the scenario you describe, "you" are the side piece. 

😘

#14
On 7/26/2019 at 12:50 AM, Gil Bang said:

So, her husband is in Alaska or somewhere, doing God knows what.


She's been over here every night begging for cock.  According to Herman's piss chart, I'm dehydrated, and it's not from working out...it's just from the jizz output required by this dumb bitch.  I'm really tired of fucking her. She'll be her husband's problem again soon.

Arrivederci, you dumb whore. 

good luck, I'm sure you will be off the penicillin soon enough

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