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yeah That's right I well u heard me . I have some bad news my cousen got her leg chop off . She is kind of a hore but she was riding to Dalles with some dude she met on the phone too go see a concert well turn out he was drunk and on the way she put her leg's up on the dashboard well that was kindof stupid because in a minute the Dude crash into a tree and boom her leg got chop off . She want's to start a GOFUNME for her self but nobody know's how to do it if someone could help me with this i bet she would at least suck ur dick . Like I said total hore but she would be real hot with both leg's

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Just now, OWLVIS said:

which leg?

i do'nt know but if u see her u would be able too tell

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we are using a special Oil Blend on her Stump so I guess it could grow back but I do'nt want to promise any thing

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I use too fuck this girl Ronda back in Welding COllage she had a Nubben where her hand was supose to be it was cool she would rub my bird with her Nubben and fuck man u think u seen somebody Cum god dam u probably haven't 

Did they use a turnakit on he're leg too stop the bleeding 

 

Also, does she swollo

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Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Did they use a turnakit on he're leg too stop the bleeding 

 

Also, does she swollo

i am just a Oil Selesman not a doctor so i diont konw what they use

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Its funny the amount of Poeple in Welding Collage that have something chop off I do'nt know why but lol there is a lot of them also eye's to

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Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Ok but does she swollo

yeah she need's them stem cell's

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Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Stem cells? I do'nt beeleve in all that. Im a krischen.

believe what u want but when a Foot grow out of that Stump it will be off the chain

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While Im hear let me ask ua question if u were drop on a dessert island and u hadent had sexx for like month's and u found a dead body but it was a dude and u fucked it would it be gay . i say no because if your dead you aint gay or straight . 

She do got good balens though, I watched he're for 2 minits and she never fel down

1 minute ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

While Im hear let me ask ua question if u were drop on a dessert island and u hadent had sexx for like month's and u found a dead body but it was a dude and u fucked it would it be gay . i say no because if your dead you aint gay or straight . 

Hell naw man, a manz gotta do what a manz gotta do. Plus if no body was round to see it, no body wuld now

2 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

While Im hear let me ask ua question if u were drop on a dessert island and u hadent had sexx for like month's and u found a dead body but it was a dude and u fucked it would it be gay . i say no because if your dead you aint gay or straight . 

Chad, have you ever made love to a man?

This whole story sounds like it would be kinda hot, but spoiler alert, you'll wake up and it's all just been a dream.

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7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This whole story sounds like it would be kinda hot, but spoiler alert, you'll wake up and it's all just been a dream.

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 I remember seeing this weird shit when I was a little kid. What’s the name of this movie? 

2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 I remember seeing this weird shit when I was a little kid. What’s the name of this movie? 

Boxing Helena

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This whole story sounds like it would be kinda hot, but spoiler alert, you'll wake up and it's all just been a dream.

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And then Patrick Duffy is in your shower.

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

Irene?

Cuz u wanna cum on her?

17 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

and No they would not let Her keep it i already ask

That's howe I no you a lying peice of shit, them all ways aks you if you one to keep it..is the law.

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That's howe I no you a lying peice of shit, them all ways aks you if you one to keep it..is the law.

This is correct. It's where the term stanky leg comes from. 

I know when my leg was amputated they asked me if I wanted it...WTF... Was told that some religions required that the body part be blessed and buried and the question was required by law...damn should have kept it.

15 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

My buddy Karbon wants to date her.  He'll count the rings on her stump.

Isn't he like 14?

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Chad, have you obtained any more Nard oil?

If so, have you tried that on your cousin? And also when can I buy it?

On 7/29/2019 at 8:41 AM, BigDHornfan said:

Irene?

That’s how she pronounces it, her name is Eileen. 

On 7/29/2019 at 10:10 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

I know when my leg was amputated they asked me if I wanted it...WTF... Was told that some religions required that the body part be blessed and buried and the question was required by law...damn should have kept it.

Should have kept it and made a walking stick out of it, like Gus wanted to do in Lonesome Dove.

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Should have kept it and made a walking stick out of it, like Gus wanted to do in Lonesome Dove.

Tibia would be a little short for a walking stick... could have cleaned it up and sold it to a little person I guess...

On 7/29/2019 at 9:48 AM, The University said:

i would be happy to gofun her, but we'll need a few pics first.

This, there are rules @CHAD BRISCOE We need pics.

On 7/28/2019 at 10:22 PM, TexArcher said:

Chad, have you ever made love to a man?

Garantee that him and Rudy rubbed birds

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